[Intro]
Hey cousin, now break a leg
Hey cousin, no time to mend
Hey cousin, just cringe and hang
Hey cousin, a hose will bend
Hey cousin, dig me a grave
Hey cousin, now throw me in
Hey cousin, a pissing thing
Hey cousin, behind on rent
[Verse 1]
List of places I'd rather be
Hell and all and all and all
List of places I'd rather be
Hell and all and all and all
Two twelve-year-olds fight
Don't get involved
Don't get involved at all
Their dads smoke a joint in the back yard
[Chorus 1]
Some kids get ugly fast
Some kids were born all bad
Some kids stay life-long trash
Most kids they learn from dad
[Verse 2]
List of places I'd rather be
Hell and all and all and all
List of places I'd rather be
The mall, the mall, the mall, the mall
Two twelve-year-olds fight
Don't get involved
Don't get involved at all
Their dads smoke a joint in the back yard
[Chorus 2]
Some kids get ugly fast
Some kids were born all bad
Some kids stay life-long trash
Most kids they learn from dad
[Outro]
Hey cousin just break a leg
Hey cousin just break a leg
Hey cousin just break a leg
Hey cousin just break a leg
Hey cousin no time to mend
Hey cousin no time to mend
Hey cousin no time to mend
Hey cousin no time to mend