The Great Burrito Extortion Case
Bowling for Soup
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Epiphany
04 : 09
2
High School Never Ends
03 : 29
3
Val Kilmer
03 : 31
4
I’m Gay
03 : 26
5
Why Don’t I Miss You
03 : 48
6
A Friendly Goodbye
03 : 27
7
Luckiest Loser
03 : 47
8
Love Sick Stomach Ache (Sugar Coated Accident)
04 : 06
9
Much More Beautiful Person
03 : 24
10
Friends Like You
02 : 30
11
When We Die
04 : 13
12
99 Biker Friends
03 : 14
13
Don’t Let It Be Love
03 : 25
14
If You Come Back to Me
20 : 12
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Track Lyrics
High School Never Ends Lyrics
[Intro]
Hey!
[Refrain]
Oh oh, oh oh oh-oh, oh oh oh-oh, oh oh oh-oh
Hey!
Oh oh, oh oh oh-oh, oh oh oh-oh, oh oh oh-oh
Hey!
[Verse 1]
Four years, you think, for sure
That’s all you’ve got to endure
All the total dicks
All the stuck-up chicks
So superficial, so immature
Then when, you graduate
Ya take a look around and you say, “Hey, wait!
This is the same as where I just came from
I thought it was over! Aw, that's just great"
[Chorus]
The whole damned world is just as obsessed
With who‘s the best dressed and who’s having sex
Who's got the money, who gets the honeys
Who‘s kinda cute and who‘s just a mess
And you still don’t have the right look
And you don’t have the right friends
Nothing changes but the faces, the names and the trends
High school never ends
[Refrain]
Oh oh, oh oh oh-oh, oh oh oh-oh, oh oh oh-oh
Hey!
Oh oh, oh oh oh-oh, oh oh oh-oh, oh oh oh-oh
Hey!
[Verse 2]
Check out the popular kids
You’ll never guess what Jessica did
And how did Mary Kate lose all that weight?
And Katie had a baby so I guess Tom’s straight
And the only thing that matters
Is climbing up that social ladder
Still care about your hair and the car you drive
Doesn’t matter if you’re 16 or 35
[Pre-Chorus]
Reese Witherspoon, she’s the prom queen
Bill Gates, captain of the chess team
Jack Black, the clown, Brad Pitt, the quarterback
Seen it all before
I want my money back!
[Chorus]
The whole damned world is just as obsessed
With who’s the best dressed and who’s having sex
Who’s in the club and who’s on the drugs
Who’s throwing up before they digest
And you still don’t have the right look
And you don’t have the right friends
And you still listen to the same shit you did back then
High school never ends
Oh oh, oh oh oh-oh, oh oh oh-oh, oh oh oh-oh
(High school never ends)
[Guitar Solo]
[Chorus]
The whole damned world is just as obsessed
With who‘s the best dressed and who‘s having sex
Who‘s got the money, who gets the honeys
Who‘s kinda cute and who‘s just a mess
And I still don’t have the right look
And I still have the same three friends
And I’m pretty much the same as I was back then
High school never ends
[Outro]
(Oh oh, oh oh oh-oh, oh oh oh-oh, oh oh oh-oh)
High school never ends
(Oh oh, oh oh oh-oh, oh oh oh-oh, oh oh oh-oh)
High school never ends
(Oh oh, oh oh oh-oh, oh oh oh-oh, oh oh oh-oh)
Here we go again...
(Oh oh, oh oh oh-oh, oh oh oh-oh, oh oh oh-oh)
Love Sick Stomach Ache (Sugar Coated Accident) Lyrics
[Verse 1: Jaret Reddick]
I woke up today
That was my first mistake
Would've been better off
In the middle of a dream
I was having about a brighter day
Yesterday I gave my heart away
By the middle of the day
You can search for "Sucker"
And buy it now on eBay
(Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh)
[Pre-Chorus: Jaret Reddick]
Hold your head up and face the day
Seems like everybody's got a way
To say "I'm doing okay"
I'm okay as long as you're happy without me
Without my hand, to hold
Without my jacket, to keep me warm when you're cold
Oh yeah, you're cold
[Chorus: Erik Chandler & Jaret Reddick]
Popsicle love and pie-crust promises
Ice cream kisses that I'm really gonna miss
The Smithsonian, peppermint, sugar coated accident
Empty like a cavity
And now we're just history
And this is all I ever wanted
I can take the heartbreak
But can I get something for my
Love sick stomach ache?
[Verse 2: Jaret Reddick]
I threw up today
I kinda sorta prayed
To go back in time
And rewrite these lines
But I settled for a Bloody Mary
What's that you say?
You say you're not so okay?
Looking down from the top
Of a thirty-foot drop
That's exactly what you wanted
[Pre-Chorus: Jaret Reddick]
Hold your head up and face the day
Seems like yesterday you got your way
But are you doing okay?
What's that you say?
You say you're not really happy without me?
Without my hand, to hold?
Without my jacket to keep me warm when you're cold?
[Chorus: Jaret Reddick & Erik Chandler]
This is all I ever wanted
I can take the heartbreak
But can I get something for my
Love sick stomach ache?
[Bridge: Jaret Reddick & Erik Chandler]
And this is much more than I needed
(Can I have some ginger ale?)
I feel the agony
I've got defeated
(And tell her she can go to Hell)
And if you really wanna make me feel better
Just don't let her take the sweater
I was wearing when I met her
Cause I know she's gonna say it was hers
But it's mine
That shit is mine
[Chorus: Erik Chandler & Jaret Reddick]
Popsicle love and pie-crust promises
Ice cream kisses that I'm really gonna miss
The Smithsonian, peppermint, sugar coated accident
Empty like a cavity
And now we're just history
[Chorus: Erik Chandler & Jaret Reddick]
Popsicle love and pie-crust promises
Ice cream kisses that I'm really gonna miss
The Smithsonian, peppermint, sugar coated accident
Empty like a cavity
And now we're just history
[Chorus: Erik Chandler & Jaret Reddick]
Popsicle love and pie-crust promises (this is much more than I needed)
Ice cream kisses that I'm really gonna miss
The Smithsonian, peppermint, sugar coated accident (I feel the agony of the defeated)
Empty like a cavity
And now we're just history
[Outro: Erik Chandler & Jaret Reddick]
And popsicle love
Much More Beautiful Person Lyrics
[Verse 1: Jaret Reddick, Jaret Reddick & Lesley Roy]
Jeanie has a dad that might as well be dead
A case of day habit and three other kids
She's a much more beautiful person
Than you'll ever know
She hates the world
At least the one outside
She's a Myspace kid livin' a virtual life
And she's a much more beautiful person
Than she'll ever know
[Pre-Chorus: Jaret Reddick & Lesley Roy]
Close your eyes and let time tick by
In this life, it's okay to cry, sometimes
It can be hard to see when it's right in front of you
[Chorus: Jaret Reddick & Lesley Roy]
You're gonna smile sometimes (Smile sometimes)
Your worlds will collide
I know you're tired of waiting (Waiting)
So when you're through with hating (Hating)
You'll be a much more beautiful person
And now you know
(Oh-oh)
And now you know
[Verse 2: Jaret Reddick, Jaret Reddick & Lesley Roy]
Tommy can't help but feelin' alone
Walking the halls with his head hung low
And he's a much more beautiful person
Than he'll ever know
High school kids can be so nasty
In a cut-throat war for popularity
A much more beautiful person then he'll ever know
[Pre-Chorus: Jaret Reddick & Lesley Roy]
Close your eyes and let time tick by
In this life, it's okay to cry, sometimes
It can be hard to see when it's right in front of you
[Chorus: Jaret Reddick & Lesley Roy]
You're gonna smile sometimes (Smile sometimes)
Your worlds will collide
I know you're tired of waiting (Waiting)
So when you're through with hating (Hating)
You'll be a much more beautiful person
You'll be a much more beautiful person
And now you know
[Bridge: Lesley Roy, Jaret Reddick, Lesley Roy & Jaret Reddick]
And you don't feel so lucky
But I've seen so many things in you
Believe me, I know just what you're going through
So stand up and take a bow
Hold your head high
Don't ever let them get you down
It's all about you
And it's long overdue
[Chorus: Jaret Reddick & Lesley Roy]
You're gonna smile sometimes
Your worlds will collide
I know you're tired of waiting (Waiting)
So when you're through with hating (Hating)
You'll be a much more beautiful person
You'll be a much more beautiful person
You'll be a much more beautiful person
And now you know
(Oh-oh)
And now you know
(Oh-oh)
And now you know
When We Die Lyrics
[Verse 1]
Well, I know that it's early and it's too hard to think
And the broken empty bottle's a reminder in the sink
But I thought that I should tell you, if it's not too late to say
I can put back all the pieces, they just might not fit the same
[Pre-Chorus]
Cause nothing's worth losing
Especially the chance to make it right
[Chorus]
And I know that we're gonna be fine
And the tattooed mistakes are gonna fade over time
As long as we live, time passes by
And we won't get it back when we die
[Verse 2]
Well, I know it's been years now and I don't look the same
And the hopes and dreams you had for me you thought went down the drain
And the room feels so empty where my pictures used to be
And I can't say that I blame you but you can't blame me
[Pre-Chorus]
Cause nothing's worth losing
Especially the chance to make it right
[Chorus]
And I know that we're gonna be fine
And the tattooed mistakes are gonna fade over time
As long as we live, time passes by
And we won't get it back when we die
[Bridge]
Come over, come over
Cause I gotta know if I am doing this all on my own
Come over, come over
How can I show you if you're not here?
[Chorus]
And I know that we're gonna be fine
And the tattooed mistakes are gonna fade over time
As long as we live, time passes by
And we won't get it back when we die
And I know that we're gonna be fine
(And I know that we're gonna be fine)
And the tattooed mistakes are gonna fade over time
As long as we live, time passes by
And we won't get it back when we die
[Outro]
Come over, come over, whoa-oh
Come over, come over, whoa-oh
Come over, come over
(I gotta know)
And we won't get it back when we die
Well, I know that it's early
Don’t Let It Be Love Lyrics
[Chorus]
So don't don't don't
Let it be love love love
Because it hurts a lot, like it or not
If it comes down to love or money
It won't be love love love
It won't be love love love
And I know I should know better
Man, I hate this stuff. Don't let it be love
Let's think in the front line
I'm on the drop line
So fill me in, bash me over the head
Wish I was dead. Time heals everything
Time heals everything
At least that's what I've read
Here we go again. We're head over heals
And I know how it's gonna feel
When it crashes and it burns
It'll be too much. So
[Chorus]
And if I ever hear that song again
I just might kill someone
Not literally
But the thought has crossed my mind
So don't don't don't
Let it be love love love
I'm much better with
WHAM! BAM! Thank you Ma'am
[Chorus]
If You Come Back to Me Lyrics
[Verse 1]
You were right all along
You know I hate that, admitting I was wrong
So I don't answer the phone when it's you
It's funny when I see the caller ID
That shows the phone line's still in your dad's name
[Chorus]
So hey, I'm doing okay
And I'll get back to you if you come back to me
[Verse 2]
Your voice is so Marilyn Monroe
It's funny how that makes me wanna smash the phone
I wonder if JFK ever felt this way
All alone, like Summer when it snows
So out of place, so out of those fake smiles
I used to do so well
And here's the part of the song
Where I start to break down like my broken heart
But it's not gonna matter
The lines are all down from a hurricane
They should have named after you
Maybe I should get a Scorpions ringtone
To remind me of you
[Chorus]
But hey, I'm doing okay
And I'll get back to you if you come back to me
Oh, here we go
Just like a broken record skippin' apart
That we both oughta know by heart
[Bridge]
We were right there
And now it seems so tragic
No happy ending
Now this whole thing seems so drastic
You asked me 20 times
Where we could find our magic
Ask David Copperfield or even Ric Ocasek
David Blaine (Where's the magic?)
Lance Burton (Where's the magic?)
Harry Potter (Where's the magic?)
I used to think pop rocks were magic
Sigfried and Roy (Where's the magic?)
Shaquille O'Neal (Why'd you leave the magic?)
You asked me 20 times
Or was it 28
And your greatest trick ever
Was your great escape
[Chorus]
So hey, I'm doing okay
And I'll get back to you if you come back to me
And oh, here we go
Just like a broken record skippin' apart
That we both oughta know by heart
And I can still hear you singing along, yeah