Bowling For Sleep - Lullaby covers of Bowling For Soup songs
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High School Never Ends
07 : 25
2
1985
05 : 07
3
Alexa Bliss
01 : 23
4
Girl All the Bad Guys Want
06 : 12
5
Ohio (Come Back To Texas)
04 : 53
6
Getting Old Sucks (But Everybody's Doing It)
03 : 47
7
Almost
01 : 50
8
I Wanna Be Brad Pitt
04 : 44
9
After All These Beers
05 : 15
10
Punk Rock 101
04 : 52
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Track Lyrics
1985 Lyrics
[Intro]
Woo-hoo-hoo
Woo-hoo-hoo
[Verse 1]
Debbie just hit the wall, she never had it all
One Prozac a day, husband's a CPA
Her dreams went out the door when she turned twenty-four
Only been with one man, what happened to her plan?
[Pre-Chorus]
She was gonna be an actress, she was gonna be a star
She was gonna shake her ass on the hood of Whitesnake's car
Her yellow SUV is now the enemy
Looks at her average life, and nothing has been alright
[Chorus]
Since Bruce Springsteen, Madonna, way before Nirvana
There was U2 and Blondie, and music still on MTV
Her two kids in high school, they tell her that she's uncool
'Cause she's still preoccupied with 19, 19, 1985 (Woo-hoo-hoo)
[Post-Chorus]
(1985) (Woo-hoo-hoo)
[Verse 2]
She's seen all the classics, she knows every line
Breakfast Club, Pretty in Pink, even Saint Elmo's Fire
She rocked out to Wham!, not a big Limp Bizkit fan
Thought she'd get a hand on a member of Duran Duran
[Pre-Chorus]
Where's the mini-skirt made of snake skin?
And who's the other guy that's singing in Van Halen?
When did reality become TV?
Whatever happened to sitcoms, game shows?
On the radio was
[Chorus]
Springsteen, Madonna, way before Nirvana
There was U2 and Blondie, and music still on MTV
Her two kids in high school, they tell her that she's uncool
'Cause she's still preoccupied with 19, 19, 1985 (Woo-hoo-hoo)
[Guitar Solo]
[Bridge]
She hates time, make it stop
When did Mötley Crüe become classic rock? (Classic rock)
And when did Ozzy become an actor?
Please make this stop, stop, STOP!
[Chorus]
And bring back Springsteen, Madonna, way before Nirvana
There was U2 and Blondie, and music still on MTV
Her two kids in high school, they tell her that she's uncool
'Cause she's still preoccupied, 1985 (Woo-hoo-hoo)
Since Bruce Springsteen (She hates time), Madonna, way before Nirvana (1985)
There was U2 (Make it stop) and Blondie, and music still on MTV (1985) (Woo-hoo-hoo)
Her two kids (She hates time) in high school, they tell her that she's uncool (1985)
'Cause she's still (Make it stop) preoccupied with 19, 19, 1985
Alexa Bliss Lyrics
[Verse 1]
She saw me for the first time in Columbus
But she was with her friends and I was in a tour bus
A few months later she was wearing my shirt in a photo shoot
I didn't even know that she was famous
How could someone so pretty be so dangerous?
She's only 5' tall but maybe 5'2" in her wrestling boots
[Pre-Chorus]
And I hear she can even sing
She's the champ of everything
[Chorus]
(Hey!)
Why can't every girl be more like Alexa Bliss?
(Hey!)
How can a chick on TV make me feel like this?
She's got a finishing move called Twisted Bliss
And it's like my heart is caught in a sleeper hold
Woah-oh-oh
Why can't every girl be more like Alexa Bliss?
[Verse 2]
She says some really mean stuff to the other wrestlers
Some say they hate her but they just don't get her
And if you try to bring her down, she'll say "Bless your heart"
Her favorite song's "Girl All the Bad Guys Want" (What's a two way?)
Sometimes she cheats but she never gets caught, yeah
She's got a pig named Larry-Steve and he's so smart
[Pre-Chorus]
I love to watch her in the ring
To me, she's the champ of everything
[Chorus]
(Hey!)
Why can't every girl be more like Alexa Bliss?
(Hey!)
How can a chick on TV make me feel like this?
She's got a finishing move called Twisted Bliss
And it's like my heart is caught in a sleeper hold
Woah-oh-oh
Why can't every girl be more like Alexa Bliss?
[Interlude]
(Alexa Bliss just suckerpunched Becky into a table!)
(The new women's champion, Alexa Bliss!)
(Alexa Bliss wins!)
(First woman in history to win the SmackDown championship, and now the Raw championship!)
(Get her! New champion, Alexa Bliss!)
[Chorus]
(Hey!)
Why can't every girl be more like Alexa Bliss?
(Hey!)
How can a chick on TV make me feel like this?
She's got a finishing move called Twisted Bliss
And it's like my heart is caught in a sleeper hold
Woah-oh-oh
Why can't every girl be more like Alexa Bliss?
[Outro]
Alexa Bliss, uh huh
Larry-Steve
Girl All the Bad Guys Want Lyrics
[Verse 1]
Eight o'clock, Monday night, and I'm waitin'
To finally talk to a girl a little cooler than me
Her name is Nona, she's a rocker with a nose ring
She wears a two way, but I'm not quite sure what that means
[Pre-Chorus]
And when she walks
All the wind blows and the angels sing
But she doesn't notice me
[Chorus]
'Cause she's watchin' wrestling
Creamin' over tough guys
Listenin' to rap metal
Turntables in her eyes
It's like a bad movie
She's lookin' through me
If you were me, then you'd be
Screamin', "Someone shoot me!"
As I fail miserably
Tryna get the girl all the bad guys want
'Cause she's the girl all the bad guys want
[Verse 2]
She likes the Godsmack and I like Agent Orange
Her CD changer's full of singers that are mad at their dad
She says she'd like to score some reefer and a forty
She'll never know that I'm the best that she'll never have
[Pre-Chorus]
And when she walks
All the wind blows and the angels sing
She'll never notice me
[Chorus]
'Cause she's watchin' wrestling
Creamin' over tough guys
Listenin' to rap metal
Turntables in her eyes
She likes 'em with a mustache
Racetrack season pass
Drivin' in a Trans-Am
Does a mullet make a man?
It's like a bad movie
She's lookin' through me
If you were me, then you'd be
Screamin', "Someone shoot me!"
As I fail miserably
Tryna get the girl all the bad guys want
'Cause she's the girl all the bad guys want
'Cause she's the girl all the bad guys want
'Cause she's the girl all the bad guys want
[Bridge]
There she goes again
With fishnets on, and dreadlocks in her hair
She broke my heart, I wanna be sedated
All I wanted was to see her naked!
[Chorus]
Now I'm watchin' wrestling
Tryna be a tough guy
Listenin' to rap metal
Turntables in my eyes
I can't grow a mustache
And I ain't got no season pass
All I got's a moped (Moped, moped)
It's like a bad movie
She's lookin' through me
If you were me, then you'd be
Screamin', "Someone shoot me!"
As I fail miserably
Tryna get the girl all the bad guys want
[Outro]
'Cause she's the girl all the bad guys want
'Cause she's the girl all the bad guys want
'Cause she's the girl all the bad guys want
'Cause she's the girl all the bad guys want
(There she goes again)
'Cause she's the girl all the bad guys want
'Cause she's the girl all the bad guys want
(There she goes again)
'Cause she's the girl all the bad guys want
'Cause she's the girl all the bad guys want
Getting Old Sucks (But Everybody's Doing It) Lyrics
[Verse 1]
He grew up three blocks away
The same old neighborhood
Spends too much time on his lawn
When there's no football on
Where did the time go?
What's that on his face?
Always thought we'd live forever
I don't think we're up for that
[Pre-Chorus]
(Get to bed by 9 p.m.)
[Chorus]
We used to run wild in the streets
Now we complain when cars drive too fast
And the music is insanely loud
Now our tattoos are fading away
And looking back, it was all worth it
The truth is: getting old sucks, but everybody's doing it
[Verse 2]
We worked at all the same jobs
We chased the same girls
We played in all the same bands
Each other's best-est man
You had a heart attack
I've got two bum knees
We don't wanna live forever
What the fuck is TikTok?
[Pre-Chorus]
(Golf checkers, bingo, dominoes)
[Chorus]
We used to run wild in the streets
Now we complain when cars drive too fast
And the music is insanely loud
Now our memories are fading away
And looking back, it was all worth it
The truth is: getting old sucks, but everybody's doing it
[Bridge]
Alright, I don't think we can do bridges anymore
We need a break
Smells like Werther's Original in here
And Old Milwaukee and Folgers
Are those New Balance?
[Chorus]
We used to run wild in the streets
Now we complain when cars drive too fast
And the music is insanely loud
Now the movies are cartoons and remakes of shit
That was better when we played our music too loud
Now our memories are fading away
And looking back, it was all worth it
(And looking back, it was all worth it)
The truth is: getting old sucks, but everybody's doing it
[Outro]
Everybody's doing it (Ah-ah-ah)
Everybody's doing it (Ah-ah-ah)
Everybody's doing it (Ah-ah-ah)
The truth is: getting old sucks
But we're doing it right
Almost Lyrics
[Verse 1]
I almost got drunk at school at 14
Where I almost made out with the homecoming queen
Who almost went on to be Miss Texas
But lost to a slut with much bigger breastes
I almost dropped out to move to LA
Where I was almost famous for almost a day
[Chorus]
And I almost had you
But I guess that doesn't cut it
Almost loved you
I almost wish you would've loved me too
[Verse 2]
I almost held up a grocery store
Where I almost did 5 years and then 7 more
'Cause I almost got popped for a fight with a thug
'Cause he almost made off with a bunch of the drugs
That I almost got hooked on 'cause you ran away
And I wish I would've had the nerve to ask you to stay
[Chorus]
And I almost had you
But I guess that doesn't cut it
Almost had you
And I didn't even know it
You kept me guessin' and now I'm destined
To spend my time missin' you
I almost wish you would've loved me too
[Bridge]
Here I go thinking 'bout all the things I could've done
I'm gonna need a forklift 'cause all the baggage weighs a ton (Baggage weighs a ton)
I know we had our problems, I can't remember one
[Verse 3]
I almost forgot to say something else
And if I can't fit it in, I'll keep it all to myself
I almost wrote a song about you today
But I tore it all up and then I threw it away
[Chorus]
And I almost had you
But I guess that doesn't cut it
Almost had you
And I didn't even know it
You kept me guessin' and now I'm destined
To spend my time missin' you
[Outro]
And I almost had you
(Almost had you)
Almost had you
I almost wish you would've loved me too
Wish you would've loved me too