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Greatest of All Time
02 : 38
2
I Wanna Be Brad Pitt
02 : 51
3
Hello Anxiety
02 : 35
4
Getting Old Sucks (But Everybody’s Doing It)
03 : 44
5
Bowling for Soup Pee Break
00 : 42
6
The Best We Can
04 : 12
7
Alexa Bliss
03 : 07
8
Burn Out
03 : 35
9
June Carter Cash (Lost and Found)
03 : 04
10
Public Service Announcement
00 : 39
11
Killin’ ’em With Kindness
03 : 11
12
Wouldn’t Change a Thing
03 : 32
13
The Letter 3 (Sitcom Song)
03 : 49
14
After All These Beers
03 : 18
15
Greatest of All Time (reprise)
01 : 01
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Track Lyrics
Greatest of All Time Lyrics
[Verse 1]
It shouldn't come as a surprise
That the history books have so many chapters on us
And if we look back on the years
It's easy to see exactly where we fit in
[Chorus]
We went from revolution
Became an institution
So uncontested, it's not fair
Never about competition
Or a goddamn chart position
Just being us, we never cared
We are the greatest of all time
[Verse 2]
We've seen the world a thousand times
And we drank a beer on every continent but one
We only want to make you smile
Maybe sing along and forget about the bad stuff
[Chorus]
This is an invitation
To join our celebration
And leave the haters in the dust
You don't need no permission
Happiness is our mission
First band you listened to that cussed
We are the greatest of all time
[Bridge]
(Woah) And you know this to be true
(Greatest of all time, greatest of all time)
What other band can say they did a naked photo shoot in a yellow kitchen for a huge magazine (Woah)
Only to be voted the second stupidest band in the history of the world for doing a naked photo shoot in a yellow kitchen for a magazine (Greatest of all time, greatest of all time)
(Woah-oh) By the same magazine?
Put your hands in the air unless are driving a car or holding a baby, ladies and gentlemen! (Greatest of all time, greatest of all time)
That’s right, and you are welcome! (Woah) So one last time all together!
We are the greatest of all time
[Chorus]
We went from revolution
Became an institution
So uncontested, it's not fair
Never about competition
Or a goddamn chart position
Just being us, we never cared
[Outro]
We are the greatest of all time
(Greatest of all time)
Greatest of all time
I Wanna Be Brad Pitt Lyrics
[Verse 1]
It started with an after school special
Then a race with Ricky Schroeder, and then
Thelma and Louise wouldn't have been the same without him
Always eating in The Oceans movies
Criticized for his accent in Snatch, and then
He won an Oscar for beating up Bruce Lee (Hi-ya)
[Pre-Chorus]
Oh I wanna be...
[Chorus]
I wanna be Brad Pitt, I wanna be Brad Pitt
I'll bet even Brad Pitt wants to be Brad Pitt
I wanna be Brad Pitt, I wanna be Brad Pitt
It would be the shit if I could be Brad Pitt
[Verse 2]
He was born in Shawnee, Oklahoma
So was my mom, I wonder if she knew his mom
Or his dad, maybe we're half-brothers
(He could come see us play live, and we could watch football!)
Naked pictures with Gwyneth Paltrow
In the tabloids with Jennifer Aniston, and then
Blah blah blah blah Angelina Jolie
[Pre-Chorus]
I still wanna be...
[Chorus]
I wanna be Brad Pitt, I wanna be Brad Pitt
I'll bet even Brad Pitt wants to be Brad Pitt
I wanna be Brad Pitt, I wanna be Brad Pitt
It would be the shit if I could be Brad Pitt
I wanna be Brad Pitt, I wanna be Brad Pitt
I'll bet even Brad Pitt wants to be Brad Pitt
I wanna be Brad Pitt, I wanna be Brad Pitt
It would be the shit if I could be Brad Pitt
[Bridge]
Welcome to Fight Club
What's in the box (What’s in the box?)
Reebs is beers spelled backwards
Don't talk about Fight Club!
[Pre-Chorus]
I wanna be Brad Pitt, I wanna be Brad Pitt
I'll bet even Brad Pitt wants to be Brad Pitt
I wanna be Brad Pitt, I wanna be Brad Pitt
It would be the shit if I could be Brad Pitt
[Chorus]
I wanna be Brad Pitt, I wanna be Brad Pitt
I'll bet even Brad Pitt wants to be Brad Pitt
I wanna be Brad Pitt, I wanna be Brad Pitt
It would be the shit if I could be Brad Pitt
I wanna be Brad Pitt
The Best We Can Lyrics
[Verse 1]
They say you've gotta meet this girl
She could be the one
Likes the same music as you
She's really smart and fun
[Pre-Chorus]
Sometimes love comes easy, sometimes there's work to do
If you wanna get to heaven there's some dark clouds to get through
[Chorus]
The day I realized you're not perfect
Was the best day of the rest of our lives
All the times we cried wеre all worth it
Cause the tеars all turned to laughter in time
And all the aggravation
Was based on expectations
That you and I could never live up to
Let's just do the best we can
[Verse 2]
Another late night drunken fight
But we're saying the same thing
It's just like us to overthink
What tomorrow's gonna bring
[Pre-Chorus]
We both know it's worth it, it's worth it if we try
And all the shining stars will write our names up in the sky
[Chorus]
The day I realized you're not perfect
Was the best day of the rest of our lives
All the times we cried were all worth it
Cause the tears all turned to laughter in time
And all the aggravation
Was based on expectations
That you and I could never live up to
Let's just do the best we can
[Bridge]
They say you've gotta meet this girl
And they were right, haha, yeah
[Chorus]
The day I realized you're not perfect
Was the best day of the rest of our lives
All the times we cried were all worth it
Cause the tears all turned to laughter in time
And all the aggravation
Was based on expectations
That you and I could never live up to
Let's just do the best we can
Let's just do the best we can
Alexa Bliss Lyrics
[Verse 1]
She saw me for the first time in Columbus
But she was with her friends and I was in a tour bus
A few months later she was wearing my shirt in a photo shoot
I didn't even know that she was famous
How could someone so pretty be so dangerous?
She's only 5' tall but maybe 5'2" in her wrestling boots
[Pre-Chorus]
And I hear she can even sing
She's the champ of everything
[Chorus]
(Hey!)
Why can't every girl be more like Alexa Bliss?
(Hey!)
How can a chick on TV make me feel like this?
She's got a finishing move called Twisted Bliss
And it's like my heart is caught in a sleeper hold
Woah-oh-oh
Why can't every girl be more like Alexa Bliss?
[Verse 2]
She says some really mean stuff to the other wrestlers
Some say they hate her but they just don't get her
And if you try to bring her down, she'll say "Bless your heart"
Her favorite song's "Girl All the Bad Guys Want" (What's a two way?)
Sometimes she cheats but she never gets caught, yeah
She's got a pig named Larry-Steve and he's so smart
[Pre-Chorus]
I love to watch her in the ring
To me, she's the champ of everything
[Chorus]
(Hey!)
Why can't every girl be more like Alexa Bliss?
(Hey!)
How can a chick on TV make me feel like this?
She's got a finishing move called Twisted Bliss
And it's like my heart is caught in a sleeper hold
Woah-oh-oh
Why can't every girl be more like Alexa Bliss?
[Interlude]
(Alexa Bliss just suckerpunched Becky into a table!)
(The new women's champion, Alexa Bliss!)
(Alexa Bliss wins!)
(First woman in history to win the SmackDown championship, and now the Raw championship!)
(Get her! New champion, Alexa Bliss!)
[Chorus]
(Hey!)
Why can't every girl be more like Alexa Bliss?
(Hey!)
How can a chick on TV make me feel like this?
She's got a finishing move called Twisted Bliss
And it's like my heart is caught in a sleeper hold
Woah-oh-oh
Why can't every girl be more like Alexa Bliss?
[Outro]
Alexa Bliss, uh huh
Larry-Steve
Burn Out Lyrics
[Intro]
You could barely walk, but I taught you to run
No matter how bad it got, I made life fun
And now I'm standing on top of the world watching you burn
[Verse 1]
We came, we saw, we kicked some ass
We took the world by storm so fast
I never thought that things would end that way
Time and time I had your back
While you were planning your surprise attack
The twisting of your knife keeps me awake
Good thing I like to stay up late!
[Chorus]
You could barely walk, but I taught you to run (taught you to run)
No matter how bad it got, I made life fun (made life fun)
I kicked and screamed to save the team
But you took a lighter and gasoline
And you burnеd it down (burned it down)
And now I'm standing on top of the world watching you burn out
[Verse 2]
I really don't havе sympathy
Your downward spiral's fun to see
Pretending that you're someone that you're not
So bang your head against the wall
I still won't answer when you call
Go hit up the followers you bought
Cause that's all you've got
[Chorus]
You could barely walk, but I taught you to run (taught you to run)
No matter how bad it got, I made life fun (made life fun)
I kicked and screamed to save the team
But you took a lighter and gasoline
And you burned it down (burned it down)
And now I'm standing on top of the world watching you burn out
[Bridge]
How's it feel to see me up here living out your dream
While everyone else realizes you're nothing like you seem
I wish I had the money back I spent on you in beers
[Pre-Chorus]
(You could barely walk, but I taught you to run)
(No matter how bad it got, I made life fun)
[Chorus]
You could barely walk, but I taught you to run (taught you to run)
No matter how bad it got, I made life fun (made life fun)
I kicked and screamed to save the team
But you took a lighter and gasoline
And you burned it down (burned it down)
And now I'm standing on top of the world watching you burn
And now I'm standing on top of the world watching you burn out
June Carter Cash (Lost and Found) Lyrics
[Verse 1]
She's got a voice like June Carter Cash
And her hair is a punk rock disaster
And she doesn't mind that mine is even worse
She's got smile that drives me insane
And her eyes could stop a moving train
And she says it's fucking charming how much I curse
[Pre-Chorus]
And I can't remember much
Before she waltzed right into my life
[Chorus]
And put red wine in my 7-Up
We got so drunk that we can't stand up
You spun around and I think you threw up
All over the ground
[Verse 2]
She likes my breath after I'vе been drinkin'
And when she asks me what I'm thinkin'
Shе doesn't get pissed when I say nothing at all
Sometimes we stay on the couch all day
Watching The Office or stand up comedy
And she always presses pause when I get phone calls
[Pre-Chorus]
And when I ask her if she loves me
She says "Hell no, you're the worst"
[Chorus]
And put red wine in my 7-Up
We got so drunk that we can't stand up
You spun around and I think you threw up
All over the ground
I lost my mind but you made yours up
I self imploded but you wouldn't give up
Second chances till I finally grew up
When you came around
I was lost and found
[Bridge]
Trying to make it through the best way that I could
Trying to find someone to listen, no one would
Now you make me feel so normal, I'm all good
Yeah
[Pre-Chorus]
And I can't remember much
Before she waltzed right into my life
[Chorus]
And put red wine in my 7-Up
We got so drunk that we can't stand up
You spun around and I think you threw up
All over the ground
I lost my mind but you made yours up
I self imploded but you wouldn't give up
Second chances till I finally grew up
When you came around
I was lost and found
Killin’ ’em With Kindness Lyrics
[Verse 1]
The television is more like a jukebox full of trends
Playing a happy song and then bringing the whole world down again
And social media, I can't take it anymore
Haters filling up your head with no idea what they've said
(Oh shit, did you just get political?)
Nope, I'm just telling it like it is
Well then, what's your big solution?
I don't have one but I think it could be as simple as
[Chorus]
Killing motherfuckers
Killing motherfuckers
Killing motherfuckers with kindness
Killing motherfuckers
Killing motherfuckers
Killing motherfuckers with kindness
[Verse 2]
Okay, rеligion, don't think that you can hide
Mom and Dad got asked to leavе the church
Because she wasn't his first wife
And the battlefields have run wet
With the smell of hate for centuries
And it's never gonna change until we start
[Chorus]
Killing motherfuckers
Killing motherfuckers
Killing motherfuckers with kindness
Killing motherfuckers
Killing motherfuckers
Killing motherfuckers with kindness
[Bridge]
Why do we make things complicated in our lives?
And why can't we all just be better and be kind?
[Chorus]
Killing motherfuckers
Killing motherfuckers
Killing motherfuckers with kindness
Killing motherfuckers
Killing motherfuckers
Killing motherfuckers with kindness
Killing motherfuckers
Killing motherfuckers
Killing motherfuckers with kindness
Killing motherfuckers
Killing motherfuckers (Shit is hard, I can't see now)
Killing motherfuckers
Killing motherfuckers
Killing motherfuckers with kindness
Killing motherfuckers
Killing motherfuckers
Killing motherfuckers with kindness
Killing motherfuckers
Killing motherfuckers
Killing motherfuckers with kindness
Killing motherfuckers
Killing motherfuckers
Killing motherfuckers with kindness
Killing motherfuckers
Killing motherfuckers
Killing motherfuckers with kindness
Killing motherfuckers
Killing motherfuckers
Killing motherfuckers with kindness
Killing motherfuckers
Killing motherfuckers
Killing motherfuckers with kindness
Killing motherfuckers
Killing motherfuckers
Killing motherfuckers with kindness
The Letter 3 (Sitcom Song) Lyrics
[Intro]
Bop-bop-bop, bop-bop-bop-bop
Bop-bop-bop, bop-bop-bop-bop
[Verse 1]
She never wanted to be on television
But lately life is a series of shit
It's like she's living in an 80s sitcom hit
Her brother got caught with pot in the backyard
A shopping cart hit her brand new car
She spilled a grande latte on her laptop
Now she's in the queue at the Genius Bar
[Chorus]
Just when you think that nothing's gonna work out alright
It just might
Cause everything'll get better
And you'll always make it through the night
It's like you're living in a sitcom
[Post-Chorus]
Bop-bop-bop, bop-bop-bop-bop
Bop-bop-bop
[Verse 2]
You take the good, you takе the bad (The bad, the bad)
Now thе world don't move to the beat of just one drum
What might be right for you, may not be right for some
When you woke up this morning the alarm gave out a warning
And you don't think you'll ever make it on time
Sometimes you wanna go where everybody knows your name
When it's time to change, you've got to rearrange
[Chorus]
Just when you think that nothing's gonna work out alright
It just might
Cause everything'll get better
And you'll always make it through the night
It's like you're living in a sitcom
[Bridge]
(Whoa-oh-oh-oh)
You put too much soap in the washing machine
(Whoa-oh-oh-oh)
How did George Clooney get in this scene
Way before ER?
[Pre-Chorus]
(It's like you're living in a sitcom)
(It's like you're living in a sitcom)
[Chorus]
Just when you think that nothing's gonna work out alright
It just might
Cause everything'll get better
And you'll always make it through the night
It's like you're living in a sitcom
[Guitar Solo]
[Chorus]
Just when you think that nothing's gonna work out alright (Bop-bop-bop, bop-bop-bop-bop)
It just might
Cause everything'll get better (Bop-bop-bop, bop-bop-bop-bop)
And you'll always make it through the night
It's like you're living in a sitcom
[Outro]
Bop-bop-bop, bop-bop-bop-bop
It's like you're living in a sitcom
Bop-bop-bop, bop-bop-bop-bop
After All These Beers Lyrics
[Verse 1]
They say you never work a day in your life if you do what you love
And I love being with you
It's awesome I can get paid for that
And life's too short to be long winded
And I can't remember the last time we did
Something we don't wanna do
Cause we don't do what we don't want to
[Pre-Chorus]
Look at all we've done
[Chorus]
After all these beers (Beers)
It's a wonder we're still standing
After all these years (Years)
Of not caring what people think
We've got each other, we got love
Through all the reckless things we've done
It's a miracle we're still here
After all these beers (Beers, beers, beers)
After all these beers (Beers, beers, beers)
[Verse 2]
We like doing things in life they say can't be done
Like singing songs about beer
Cause who are they anyway?
You're the only dude I know that doesn't like Tom Petty
But I still roll with you, I just don't let it get me
Even though I think your wrong
That's why I write the fucking songs
[Pre-Chorus]
Here's to all stupid things we've done
And us still being us
[Chorus]
After all these beers (Beers)
It's a wonder we're still standing
After all these years (Years)
Of not caring what people think
We've got each other, we got love
Through all the reckless things we've done
It's a miracle we're still here
After all these beers (Beers, beers, beers)
After all these beers (Beers, beers, beers)
[Bridge]
This is a B, this is an E, this is another E
There's no note for R or S
[Pre-Chorus]
(After all these beers)
(It's a wonder we're still standing)
(After all these years)
(Of not caring what people think)
[Chorus]
After all these beers (Beers)
It's a wonder we're still standing
After all these years (Years)
Of not caring what people think
Through the hard times and the fun, we know forever we are one
We've got each other, we got love
Through all the reckless things we've done
We've got each other, we got love
Through all the reckless things we've done
It's a miracle we're still here
After all these beers (Beers, beers, beers)
[Outro]
After all these beers (Beers, beers, beers)
After all these beers