Drunk Dynasty

Bowling for Soup

2016 Released

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She Used to Be Mine

02 : 08

Shit to Do

03 : 39

Hey Diane

03 : 38

Go to Bed Mad

02 : 21

Catalyst

04 : 20

She Doesn’t Think That It’s Ever Gonna Work Out

02 : 58

Don’t Be a Dick

03 : 20

Stop Doing That

02 : 30

Hey Jealousy

02 : 59

As Happy as Happy Gets

04 : 47

Drinkin’ Beer on a Sunday

03 : 16

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Track Lyrics

She Used to Be Mine Lyrics

[Verse 1]

She used to kiss me every morning

She used to laugh at my jokes

She used to sit across the table at the Sweetwater Tavern

Drinking rum and cokes

I used to put my hands on her

But not like Prince in Purple Rain

I used to tell her that I really like crazy

She responded by being insane

[Chorus]

I gave her all my time

She used to blow my mind

I used to make her cry

And she used to be mine

[Verse 2]

She took the pickles off my burger

And fed me fries while I drove

I used to ask her if I could do her front in the shower

She would laugh and say no

We used to go to bed early (We used to go to bed at 10)

And do all of the things (Do all of the things)

I used to go with her to yoga

Cause it made her wanna do more things (Like downward dog)

[Chorus]

I gave her all my time

She used to blow my mind

I used to make her cry

And she used to be mine

[Bridge]

I can't help but wonder what could've been

(What could've, what, what could've)

I had a dream she came back and we tried it all again

And even in my sleep I still fuck it up

(Fuck, fuck, fuck it, fuck, fuck, fuck it up)

And even in my sleep I still wanna do most of her friends

[Verse 3]

She used to kiss me every morning

She used to come to my shows

We used to hang out at the Hickory Street tavern

An hour after it closed

[Chorus]

I should've given more of my time

She still blows my mind

She still makes me cry

And she used to be mine

Shit to Do Lyrics

[Verse 1]

I've never been the kind to walk away

Even when the ship was sinking

But promising forever to a psychopath

Was not the clearest thinking

I can't believe that we've made it this long

Without one of us going to jail

I wouldn't post your bail (No!)

[Chorus]

Here we go again

You're turning up the crazy all the way to ten

I can't do this anymore

These are my keys coming out (Coming out)

This is my jacket going on

This is me waving to you

I've got shit to do

[Refrain]

Shit to do and it don't include you

[Verse 2]

I didn't mind when you spent my cash

I just made it a tax deduction

I didn't mind when you hung with my friends

But you weren't really supposed to fuck them

I can't believe that we've made it this long

Without one of us ending up dead

At least you're good in bed (Yes!)

[Chorus]

Here we go again

You're turning up the crazy all the way to ten

I can't do this anymore

This is me starting the car (I'm in the car)

This is me checking my rearview mirror

This is me blasting the Crüe

I've got shit to do

[Refrain]

Shit to do and it don't include you

I've got shit to do

Shit to do and it don't include you

I've got shit to do

Shit to do and it don't include you

Yes I do

Shit to do and it don't include you

[Bridge]

I've got shit to do

I've got some songs to write

I've got friends to see

And they've got Miller Lite

I've got hopes and dreams

I've got planes to catch

I've got a show to play

I'm never coming back

I'll start another band

And learn to rollerskate

I'll get some more tattoos

Take your mom on a date

I'll fix the ozone layer

I'll cure all disease

I'll run for president

And there'll be world peace

[Chorus]

Here we go again

You're turning up the crazy all the way to ten

I can't do this anymore

This is me down at the bar (I'm at the bar)

This is me chatting up a college co-ed

This is me getting her number (I've got her number)

This is her waking up in my bed

And I ain't thinking of you

I've got shit to do

[Refrain]

Shit to do and it don't include you

I've got shit to do

Shit to do and it don't include you

I've got shit to do

Shit to do and it don't include you

I've got shit to do

Shit to do and it don't include you

And it don't include you

Go to Bed Mad Lyrics

[Verse 1]

I'm gonna wake up tomorrow and find a new place to live

Do whatever the hell you want cause I've run out of shits to give

I'm gonna take the dog and leave you with all of the bills

And find somebody else to love with marketable skills

[Chorus]

I've tried (I've tried)

So hard (So hard)

But you refuse to listen, baby

These are the thoughts that I have

When I go (go) go to bed mad

Go to bed mad

[Verse 2]

I hope that your job transfers you to somewhere far away

Perhaps Des Moines, Iowa or Guantanamo Bay

[Chorus]

I've tried (I've tried)

So hard (So hard)

But you refuse to listen, baby

These are the thoughts that I have

When I go (go) go (go) go to bed mad

Go to bed mad

[Bridge]

When the morning comes

I see the light again

That sparkle in your eyes

Then your boobs come out

And suddenly I forget

What we were fighting about

When the morning comes

I see the light again

That sparkle in your eyes

Then your boobs come out

And suddenly I forget

What we were fighting about

[Chorus]

I've tried (I've tried)

So hard (So hard)

But you refuse to listen, baby

I'm (Not mad)

Not mad (Not mad)

Why would I be, this is silly

Turn around and just let me kiss you maybe

These are the thoughts that I have

Cause now I go (go) go (go) go (go) go to bed glad

She Doesn’t Think That It’s Ever Gonna Work Out Lyrics

[Verse 1]

I've got a thing for a girl with a last name

That would make you laugh out loud if you heard it with the first

I'd like to think that maybe sooner or later

That she would change her mind about thinking I'm the worst

She said before that she don't like me this way

Cause I'm the guy that likes to stay too late

We shared a cab so we would not have to drive

So I'm responsible for her being alive

[Chorus]

I try to hold her hand

She doesn't understand

Why I just won't give up

She tells me we're just friends

I say, "That all depends"

And then she gives me that look

Like she doesn't think that it's ever gonna work out

[Verse 2]

(1 2 3 4 5 6 7)

I lost my job because I've got a smart mouth

She works six days a week and has a nice house

I bought her flowers and the note said "Just cause"

I added words that may have made her throw up

[Chorus]

I hope she'll come around

Who doesn't love the clown?

And have you ever seen my hair?

Maybe I text too much

I like to keep in touch

Is there an emoticon for despair?

She doesn't think that it's ever gonna work out

[Bridge]

I try so hard to act like it's just fine the way it is

But for real, I wish that she would quit making me feel like shiz

I love you, can't you see?

I know you're the one for me

[Verse 1]

I've got a thing for a girl with a last name

That would make you laugh out loud if you heard it with the first

[Chorus]

I try to hold her hand

She doesn't understand

Why I just won't give up

She tells me we're just friends

I say, "That all depends"

And then she gives me that look

Like she doesn't think that it's ever gonna work out

She doesn't think that it's ever gonna work out

Hey Jealousy Lyrics

[Verse 1]

Tell me, do you think it'd be alright

If I could just crash here tonight?

You can see I'm in no shape for driving

And anyway I've got no place to go

And you know it might not be that bad

You were the best I'd ever had

If I hadn't blown the whole thing years ago

I might not be alone

[Pre-Chorus]

Tomorrow we can travel around this town

And let the cops chase us around

The past is gone but something might be found

To take its place

[Chorus]

Hey jealousy

[Verse 2]

And you can trust me not to think

And not to sleep around

And if you don't expect too much from me

You might not be let down

Cause all I really want is to be with you

Feeling like I matter too

If I hadn't blown the whole thing years ago

I might be here with you

[Pre-Chorus]

Tomorrow we can travel around this town

And let the cops chase us around

The past is gone but something might be found

To take its place

[Chorus]

Hey jealousy

[Verse 1]

Tell me, do you think it'd be alright

If I could just crash here tonight?

You can see I'm in no shape for driving

And anyway I've got no place to go

And you know it might not be that bad

You were the best I'd ever had

If I hadn't blown the whole thing years ago

I might not be alone

[Pre-Chorus]

Tomorrow we can travel around this town

And let the cops chase us around

The past is gone but something might be found

To take its place

[Chorus]

Hey jealousy

[Outro]

She took my heart

Well there's only one thing I couldn't start

As Happy as Happy Gets Lyrics

2 ContributorsAs Happy As Happy Gets LyricsHow am I? I'm doing fine

It's been awhile since you were mine

But I don't want you to sleep with him

Love is such an easy game

Cause everybody knows my name

But I don't want you to sleep with him

No, I don't want you to sleep with him

I wish that I could take back all the things that make you feel different

You made a difference in me

I hope you know that I never ever meant to make you cry

And I don't want you to sleep with him

I found my way somehow

Things are so much better now

But I hate that you're in love with him

Late nights and crazy times

You never really cross my mind

But I hate that you're in love with him

Yeah, I hate that you're in love with him

I wish that I could take back all the things that make you feel different

You made a difference in me

I hope you know that I never ever meant to make you cry

And I don't want you to sleep with him

Warped Tour five years ago

Watching The Maine and All Time Low

You kissed me twice and before I knew

We were looking for something crazy to do

You laid beside me under the stars

With the background noise of the passing cars

You said