Weezer

[Verse 1]

My name is Jonas, I'm carryin' the wheel

Thanks for all you've shown us, but this is how we feel

Come sit next to me, pour yourself some tea

Just like Grandma made when we couldn't find sleep

Things were better then, once but never again

We've all left the den, let me tell you about it

[Chorus]

The choo-choo train left right on time

A ticket costs only your mind

The driver said, "Hey man, we go all the way"

Of course we were willing to pay

[Verse 2]

My name is Wepeel, got a box full of your toys

They're fresh out of batteries, but they're still making noise, making noise

Tell me what to do, now the tank is dry

Now this wheel is flat, and you know what else?

Guess what I received in the mail today

Words of deep concern from my little brother

[Chorus]

The building's not goin' as he planned

The foreman has injured his hand

The dozer will not clear a path

The driver swears he learned his math

[Bridge]

The workers are going home, the workers are going home

The workers are going home, the workers are going home, yeah

[Instrumental Break]

[Bridge]

The workers are going home, the workers are going home

The workers are going home, yeah, yeah, yeah

[Outro]

My name is Jonas

[Verse 1]

My girl's got a big mouth

With which she blabbers a lot

She laughs at most everything

Whether it's funny or not

[Pre-Chorus]

And if you see her, tell her it's over now

[Chorus]

I want a girl who will laugh for no one else

When I'm away, she puts her makeup on the shelf

When I'm away, she never leaves the house

I want a girl who laughs for no one else

[Verse 2]

My girl's got eyeballs

In the back of her head

She looks around and around

You know, it makes me sad to see her like that

[Pre-Chorus]

Please don't believe her, she says that for anyone

And if you see her, tell her it's a hey, hey, hey, hey

[Chorus]

I want a girl who will laugh for no one else

When I'm away, she puts her makeup on the shelf

When I'm away, she never leaves the house

I want a girl who laughs for no one else

[Post-Chorus]

And if you see her, tell her it's over now

[Guitar Solo]

[Bridge]

And if you see her, tell her it's over now

And if you watch her go, watch her go

Watch her, watch her, watch her, watch her

[Chorus]

I want a girl who will laugh for no one else

When I'm away, she puts her makeup on the shelf

When I'm away, she never leaves the house

I want a girl who laughs for no one else, no one else, yeah

[the person in the song] is being completely… Read More [Chorus]

The world has turned and left me here

Just where I was before you appeared

And in your place, an empty space

Has filled the void behind my face

[Verse 1]

I just made love with your sweet memory

One thousand times in my head

You said you loved it more than ever

You said

[Pre-Chorus]

You remain, turned away

Turning further every day

[Chorus]

The world has turned and left me here

Just where I was before you appeared

And in your place, an empty space

Has filled the void behind my face

[Verse 2]

I talked for hours to your wallet photograph

And you just listened

You laughed, enchanted by my intellect

Or maybe you didn't

[Pre-Chorus]

You remain, turned away

Turning further every day

[Chorus]

The world has turned and left me here

Just where I was before you appeared

And in your place, an empty space

Has filled the void behind my face

[Guitar Solo]

[Pre-Chorus]

You remain, turned away

Turning further every day

[Chorus]

The world has turned and left me here

Just where I was before you appeared

And in your place, an empty space

Has filled the void behind my face

[Outro]

(Do you believe what I sing now?)

The world has turned and left me here

(Do you believe what I sing now?)

Just where I was before you appeared

(Do you believe?)

And in your place, an empty space

Has filled the void behind my

Do you believe what I sing now?

Do you believe what I sing now?

Do you believe?

[Instrumental Outro]

[Verse 1]

What's with these homies dissin' my girl?

Why do they gotta front?

What did we ever do to these guys

That made them so violent?

[Pre-Chorus]

Woo-hoo, but you know I'm yours

Woo-hoo, and I know you're mine

Woo-hoo, and that's for all of time

[Chorus]

Ooh-wee-ooh, I look just like Buddy Holly

Oh, oh, and you're Mary Tyler Moore

I don't care what they say about us anyway

I don't care 'bout that

[Verse 2]

Don't you ever fear, I'm always near

I know that you need help

Your tongue is twisted, your eyes are slit

You need a guardian

[Pre-Chorus]

Woo-hoo, and you know I'm yours

Woo-hoo, and I know you're mine

Woo-hoo, and that's for all of time

[Chorus]

Ooh-wee-ooh, I look just like Buddy Holly

Oh, oh, and you're Mary Tyler Moore

I don't care what they say about us anyway

I don't care 'bout that

I don't care 'bout that

[Bridge]

Bang, bang, knocking on the door

Another big bang, get down on the floor

Oh no, what do we do?

Don't look now, but I lost my shoe

I can't run and I can't kick

What's a matter, babe, are you feelin' sick?

What's a matter, what's a matter, what's a matter you?

What's a matter, babe, are you feelin' blue? Oh-oh

[Guitar Solo]

[Pre-Chorus]

And that's for all of time

And that's for all of time

[Chorus]

Ooh-wee-ooh, I look just like Buddy Holly

Oh, oh, and you're Mary Tyler Moore

I don't care what they say about us anyway

I don't care 'bout that

I don't care 'bout that

I don't care 'bout that

I don't care 'bout that

[Spoken Word: Matt Sharp & Karl Koch]

Oh, hey brah, how we doin' man?

Alright

It's been a while man, life's so rad

This band's my favorite man, don't ya love 'em?

Yeah

Aw man, you want a beer?

Alright

Aw man, hell brah, this is the best man

I'm so glad we're all back together and stuff

This is great, man

Yeah

Hey, did you know about the party after the show?

Yeah

Aw man, it's gonna be the best, I'm so stoked

Take it easy, brah

[Verse 1]

I'm me, me be, goddamn, I am

I can sing and hear me, know me

[Chorus]

If you want to destroy my sweater

Hold this thread as I walk away

[Spoken Word: Mykel Allen & Karl Koch]

Hey, what's up?

Not much

Um, did you hear about the party?

Yeah

I think I'm gonna go but, um, my friends don't really wanna go

Could I get a ride?

[Verse 2]

Oh no, it go, it gone, bye-bye (Bye)

Who I? I think, I sink, and I die

[Chorus]

If you want to destroy my sweater (Woah, woah, woah, woah)

Hold this thread as I walk away (As I walk away)

Watch me unravel, I'll soon be naked

Lying on the floor, lying on the floor, I've come undone

[Guitar Solo]

[Chorus]

If you want to destroy my sweater (Woah, woah, woah, woah)

Hold this thread as I walk away (As I walk away)

Watch me unravel, I'll soon be naked

Lying on the floor, lying on the floor, I've come undone

[Outro]

(I don't want to destroy your tank top)

If you want to destroy my sweater

(Let's be friends and just walk away)

Hold this thread as I walk away

(Hate to see you lying there in your Superman skivvies)

Watch me unravel, I'll soon be naked

Lying on the floor, lying on the floor, I've come undone

[Instrumental Outro]

[Verse 1]

The sea is foaming like a bottle of beer

The wave is coming, but I ain't got no fear

I'm waxing down, so that I'll go real fast

I'm waxing down, because it's really a blast

I'm going surfing, 'cause I don't like your face

I'm bailing out, because I hate the race

Of rats that run around and 'round in the maze

I'm going surfing, I'm going surfing

[Chorus]

You take your car to work, I'll take my board

And when you're out of fuel, I'm still afloat

[Verse 2]

My buddies and their honeys all come along

They seem invincible as they trip along

The sea is rolling like a thousand pound keg

We're going surfing, going surfing

[Chorus]

You take your car to work, I'll take my board

And when you're out of fuel, I'm still afloat

You take your car to work, I'll take my board

And when you're out of fuel, I'm still afloat

[Bridge]

All along the undertow is strengthening its hold

I never thought it'd come to this, now I can never go home

All along the undertow is strengthening its hold

I never thought it'd come to this, now I can never go home

[Chorus]

You take your car to work, I'll take my board

And when you're out of fuel, I'm still afloat

You take your car to work, I'll take my board

(All along the undertow is strengthening its hold)

And when you're out of fuel, I'm still afloat

(I never thought it'd come to this, now I can never go home)

[Outro]

You take your car to work, I'll take my board

And when you're out of fuel, I'm still afloat

You take your car, I'll take my board

You take your car, I'll take my board, let's go

[Intro]

Oh, yeah

Alright

[Verse 1]

Somebody's Heine

Is crowding my icebox

Somebody's cold one

Is giving me chills

Guess I'll just close my eyes

[Interlude]

Oh, yeah

Alright

Feels good

Inside

[Verse 2]

Flip on the telly

Wrestle with Jimmy

Somethin' is bubblin'

Behind my back

The bottle is ready to blow

[Chorus]

Say it ain't so

Your drug is a heartbreaker

Say it ain't so

My love is a life taker

[Verse 3]

I can't confront you

I never could do

That which might hurt you

So try and be cool

When I say

"This way

Is a water slide away from me that takes you further every day"

So be cool

[Chorus]

Say it ain't so

Your drug is a heartbreaker

Say it ain't so

My love is a life taker

[Bridge]

Dear daddy, I write you

In spite of years of silence

You've cleaned up, found Jesus

Things are good, or so I hear

This bottle of Steven's

Awakens ancient feelin's

Like father, stepfather

The son is drowning in the flood

Yeah, yeah-yeah, yeah-yeah

[Guitar Solo]

[Chorus]

Say it ain't so

Your drug is a heartbreaker

Say it ain't so

My love is a life taker

[Verse 1]

I've got a Dungeon Master's Guide, I've got a twelve sided die

I've got Kitty Pryde, and Nightcrawler too

Waiting there for me, yes I do, I do

[Verse 2]

I've got posters on the wall, my favorite rock group KISS

I've got Ace Frehley, I've got Peter Criss

Waiting there for me, yes I do, I do

[Chorus]

In the garage, I feel safe

No one cares about my ways

In the garage, where I belong

No one hears me sing this song

In the garage

[Verse 3]

I've got electric guitar, I play my stupid songs

I write these stupid words, and I love every one

Waiting there for me, yes I do, I do

[Chorus]

In the garage, I feel safe

No one cares about my ways

In the garage, where I belong

No one hears me sing this song

In the garage, in the garage, yeah

[Guitar Solo]

[Chorus]

In the garage, I feel safe

No one cares about my ways

In the garage, where I belong

No one hears me sing this song

[Outro]

In the garage, I feel safe

No one laughs about my ways

In the garage, where I belong

No one hears me, no one hears me

No one hears me, no one hears me

No one hears me sing this song

[Holiday was] written in a sudden burst of confidence and optimism right after we got a record deal. Those positive emotions have since dissipated – along… Read More [Verse 1]

Let's go away for a while, you and I

To a strange and distant land

Where they speak no word of truth

But we don't understand anyway

[Chorus 1]

Holiday, far away, to stay

On a holiday, far away, let's go today

In a heartbeat

Heartbeat, heartbeat

[Verse 2]

Don't bother to pack your bags or your map

We won't need them where we're going

We're going where the wind is blowing

Not knowing where we're gonna stay

[Chorus 2]

Holiday, far away, to stay

On a holiday, far away, to stay

On a holiday, far away, let's go today

In a heartbeat

Heartbeat, heartbeat

Heartbeat, heartbeat

[Bridge]

We will write a postcard to our

Friends and family in free verse

We will write a postcard to our

Friends and family in free verse

(On the road with Kerouac)

We will write a postcard to our

(Sheltered in his bivouac)

Friends and family in free verse

(On this road, we'll never die)

[Post-Chorus]

Heartbeat, heartbeat

[Verse 1]

Let's go away for a while

You and I, to a strange and distant land

Where they speak no word of truth

But we don't understand anyway

[Chorus 3]

Holiday, far away, to stay

On a holiday, far away, to stay

On a holi—

[Outro]

Let's go away, let's go away

(—day, far away, to stay)

Let's go away, let's go away

(On a holiday, far away, to stay)

In a heartbeat

[Verse 1]

You can't resist her, she's in your bones

She is your marrow, and your ride home

You can't avoid her, she's in the air (In the air)

In between molecules of oxygen and carbon dioxide

[Chorus]

Only in dreams, we see what it means

Reach out our hands, hold onto hers

But when we wake, it's all been erased

And so it seems, only in dreams

[Verse 2]

You walk up to her, ask her to dance

She says, "Hey, baby, I just might take the chance"

You say, "It's a good thing that you float in the air (In the air)

That way, there's no way I will crush your pretty toenails into a thousand pieces"

[Chorus]

Only in dreams, we see what it means

Reach out our hands, hold onto hers

But when we wake, it's all been erased

And so it seems, only in dreams

[Post-Chorus]

Only in dreams, only in dreams, only in dreams

Only in dreams, only in dreams, only in dreams, only in dreams

[Instrumental Bridge]

[Guitar Solo]

[Instrumental Outro]