Look Mom No Head!

[Verse 1]

Evil eye hotshot

Full tilt nonstop

Tidal wave avalanche

Parked down at the ranch

A gulpin' go-juice

Chopped and channeled deuce

Custom chrome reverse

Jacked up Egyptian curse

[Chorus]

She God Shanghail

Surfin' bird 'n' fur pie

See God 'n' hang five

Papa oo mow oo mow

Dames, booze, chains, and boots

Dames, booze, chains, and boots

Dames, booze, chains, and boots

Dames, booze, chains, and boots

[Verse 2]

Torso tossin'

Shockwave a-causin'

A wammy in the boogaloo

Busted up bustle, too

Gear strippin' dynamo

Limbo down kinda low

I can do the camel walk

Torture me, I won't talk

[Chorus]

She God Shanghail

Surfin' bird 'n' fur pie

See God 'n' hang five

Papa oo mow oo mow

Dames, booze, chains, and boots

Dames, booze, chains, and boots

Dames, booze, chains, and boots

Dames, booze, chains, and boots

[Verse 3]

Down in the fashion pits

Girls wearin' tourniquets

Rough and ready riff-raff

Straight jacket sneak attack

Wig hat jack knife

Out on bail for life

Sex in the cycle set

Mama don't allow no pets

[Chorus]

She God Shanghail

Surfin' bird 'n' fur pie

See God 'n' hang five

Papa oo mow oo mow

Dames, booze, chains, and boots

Dames, booze, chains, and boots

Dames, booze, chains, and boots

Dames, booze, chains, and boots

2 ContributorsHard Workin’ Man LyricsGot a two-ton hammer

Got beat by the pound

I'm a hard workin' driver man

Six feet solid from the ground

Work my hammer for the factory

Foreman always wanna fight

Swallowed-up some TV dinner

Swing my hammer strong at night

When I was a schoolboy

Teachers said study as hard as you can

It didn't make no difference

I'm just a hard workin' driver man

3 ContributorsMiniskirt Blues LyricsI was standing on the corner of a big windy city

When I spot a chick she was looking nitty-pretty

My knees they started shaking and my head began to jerk

I've got to know that girl in the miniskirt

I've got those going to a go-go, working on my mojo

Checking out those miniskirt blues

Well she walked up to me and said daddy what's doing

I can tell by her smile that evil was a'brewlin'

She said the man was Jessabel, Miss Jessabel Hurt

That foxy little momma in the miniskirt

I've got those going to a go-go, working on my mojo

Checking out those miniskirt blues

Play the blues now !

Yeah, I've got those going to a go-go, working on my mojo

Checking out them miniskirt blues

Well we went to cabaret where everything was a moving

The Chick got up and she started grooving

She did the coffee grind and the double o'blurt

That tantolizing temptress in the miniskirt

I've got those going to a go-go, working on my mojo

Checking out those miniskirt blues

Yeah I've got those going to a go-go, working on my mojo

Checking out those miniskirt blues

Yeah those going to a go-go, working on my mojo

Checking out them miniskirt blues

3 ContributorsI Wanna Get in Your Pants LyricsMay I have this dance?

Can I get in your pants?

May I squeeze on them shoes?

Sing you maybe some blues?

I wanna wear your rain coat

Dance around the house

Your leopard skin and chain tote

Has got me so aroused

Baby you got the clothes

Baby, you've got romance

You got the moves

So, while I got the chance...

I wanna get in your pants

I wanna get in your pants

I wanna get in your pants

I wanna get in your pants

To just unzip the back

Baby, that's where it's at

Can I try on that hat?

Give you my baseball bat

Oh baby it's uncanny

Bout them there Sunday panties

Hey, today ain't Sunday

Get 'em off o'your fanny

Oh, under your underpants

You got a wonderful ass

It's in the back o' my mind

But, meanwhile, back at the ranch

I wanna get in your pants

I wanna get in your pants

I wanna get in your pants

I wanna get in your...ooh

Did I tell you I'm in a band

And I can do handstands too

I got this burning desire

To don that darling attire

How that elastic snaps

Against my kneecaps

I wanna wiggle into

Your powdered rubber skin...ooh

Baby, you got the clothes

You got romance

You got the boots

So, I just gotta ask

Can I get in your pants?

Can I get in your pants?

I wanna get in your pants

I wanna get in your pants

3 ContributorsDon’t Get Funny with Me LyricsWell, you think you're funny

But your face beat you to it

You look like somethin'

In the Bronx Zoo

It ain't no joke

You're very chimpanzee

Don't monkey with Tarzan

And don't get funny with me

I see by your outfit

You're a cowgirl

When I say hyaw

I'm talkin' 'bout now, girl

I'm a whip crackin' daddy

And I don't mean please

Well, aim for the bucket

And don't get funny with me

Don't get funny with me

No, no, don't get funny with me

The joke's on you

Don't get funny with me

Well, you're gonna get a stiff neck

Lookin' way down here

You're gonna fall off that pedestal

And land on the mirror

You're gonna break that thing

You ain't no beauty queen

You done broke my brownie

Now, don't get funny with me

No, don't get funny with me

No, no, no, don't get funny with me

The joke's on you

Don't get funny with me-e-e

That's a good one

Well, you're the life o' the party

And a million laughs

You know karate

And some witchcraft

You know rope tricks

From the exotic east

Well, don't fool with Fu Manchu

And don't get funny with me

No, don't get funny with me

Listen now, don't get funny with me

I'm tellin' you

Don't get funny with me, no, no, no

Don't get funny with me

Don't get funny with me

Well, the joke's on you

No, don't get funny with me

The joke's on you

You don't get it, do you?

Don't get funny with me

4 ContributorsEyeball in My Martini LyricsI went out to eat the other night. Picked up my girl at eight. In my soup I found a fly. But, there beyond my plate. Was an eyeball in my martini. A highball with a twist. One in my linguini, too. I said, "There's somethin' wrong with this." Eyeballs, eyeballs, eyeballs. Eyeballs everywhere. Eyeballs, eyeballs, eyeballs. Floating through the air. We went to the 'musement park. To ride the Tunnel of Love. But, when I went to hold her hand. There was an eyeball in her glove. We went to Lover's Lane. To skan for U.F.O.'s. You just imagine what I saw. When I pulled down her panty hose! I took my baby home. For a juicy good night kiss. But there was an eyballs starin' at me. Between her parted lips. I went to the institute. And asked the doctor there. In the department of eyeballs. "What's this burden that I bear?" He said, "You ain't crazy." He said, "You ain't insane." "It's just you got an eyeballs in the center of your brain!"

[Chorus]

The blind can't lead the blind

And baby, I'm blind as you

I can't help myself

How can I help you?

I need help, girl

Two bums in the alley

One of the hobos said:

I dare you run through the drugstore

Get an aspirin for my head

[Chorus]

The blind can't lead the blind

And baby, I'm blind as you

I can't help myself

How can I help you?

I need help, girl

Two fools in the forest

Said, "Could you help me?"

I can't see the forest

There's too many trees

[Chorus]

The blind can't lead the blind

And baby, I'm blind as you

I can't help myself

How can I help you?

I need help, girl

[Chorus]

Jelly roll rock, jelly, jelly

Jelly roll rock, jelly, jelly

Yeah, jelly roll rock, jelly, jelly

Jelly roll rock, jelly, jelly

Well, bless my soul

Jelly roll rock 'n' roll

Well, I told my mama, I had to run to the store

Yeah, I told my mama, I had to run to the store

I bet on the corner some chicks

Are going to a big rock 'n' roll

[Chorus]

Jelly roll rock, jelly, jelly

Jelly roll rock, jelly, jelly

Yeah, jelly roll rock, jelly, jelly

Jelly roll rock, jelly, jelly

Well, bless my soul

Jelly roll rock 'n' roll

I came in next morning, I was feelin' bad

I found my mama, and she was lookin' mighty mad

And she didn't ask where I'd been

But then the cake was rollin' in

[Chorus]

Jelly roll rock, jelly, jelly

Jelly roll rock, jelly, jelly

Yeah, jelly roll rock, jelly, jelly

Jelly roll rock, jelly, jelly

Well, bless my soul

Jelly roll rock 'n' roll