Robbin’ the Hood

7 ContributorsWaiting for Bud Lyrics(If anyone has a song-wide annotation to make that isn’t a duplicate of the annotation covering the lyrics, please edit this.)I told you, here they come now, see 'em?

Yup, both of the crews, I told y'all

Looks like they gon' fight, too

[Intro]

Gwan!

[Verse]

Wake up in the in the morning and it's hard to live

Hard to live, yes it's hard to live

And it will be a long time before shit starts to give

And every single day it's getting harder to live

But I would be up for being down with a ho

Lord knows that I got mic control

Do you got mic control?

Ya know this here style is well original

[Pre-Chorus 1]

This man, making money how I know, won't be no man of me

In my bed, I watch TV

I'm drunk by noon, but that's okay, I'll be President some day

Light my cigarette, and I think how Bert Susanka made me drink

Load the box and I'll pump the shit

[Chorus]

Got my greatest... hits

Got my greatest... hits

[Pre-Chorus 2]

Is this band making money? I don't know

It's the writing on the wall

All my friends drink alcohol

I'm too drunk to light the bong

I'm too stoned to write this song

Light my cigarette, and I think how Bert Susanka made me drink

Load the box and I'll pump the shit

[Verse]

Wake up in the in the morning and it's hard to live

Hard to live, yes it's hard to live

And it will be a long time before shit starts to give

And every single day it's getting harder to live

But I would be up for being down with a ho

Lord knows that I got mic control

Do you got mic control?

Ya know this here style is well original

[Pre-Chorus 1]

This man, making money how I know, won't be no man of me

In my bed, I watch TV

I'm drunk by noon, but that's okay, I'll be President some day

Light my cigarette, and I think how Bert Susanka made me drink

Load the box and I'll pump the shit, shit, shit...

[Outro]

It's The Ziggens' greatest hits

It's The Ziggens' greatest hits

It's The Ziggens' greatest hits

[Raleigh and a security guard]

You went for line drawings and you fucked up you fuckin' idiot. You brainwashed yourself, you motherfuckin' stupid cocksuckers, because you never studied your Holy Homework. That's two capital H's there, all the rest are lower case in any fuckin' case. Supreme Court, you are not the fucking Supreme Court of anything, except Hell! For the next ten-thousand years you will shovel your shit and eat it, because you're on repeat, motherfucker. It just started backwards and you can't do a fuckin' thing about it. The public are gonna take back every fuckin' thing from you that you took away from them, you motherfucker!

Raleigh.

Yes.

This is the deal.

Yes, what is the deal?

You either cool it down right now...

"Or you're gonna fuckin die!"

...or you're outta here.

Oh, you're gonna put me out? Well, I ain't leavin', motherfucker. Now what are you gonna do? What are you gonna do to this little kid, huh?

You're gonna go to the psych ward.

Well, good! That's where I wanna go!

Yeah, you're gonna be right there. So you better cool it down. You better cool it down right now. I don't want to hear anything else out of this room...

Or you're gonna what?!

...or you are gonna go to the psych ward. This is your last opportunity.

Yeah, OK, get it. Let's go.

Shut your fuckin' mouth.

Alright!

And don't make any more waves in the house. Otherwise you're going to the psych ward.

Well, that's exactly what I'm gonna do. I'm gonna go to the psych ward and so I'm gonna shoot my fuckin' mouth off, so get out of here. You're cutting into my commercial.

You understand?

I'm making a fuckin' commercial; I'm a businessman! Get out of here! You're trying to get in on this fuckin' thing; you ain't no star, asshole, you're just a fuckin' errand boy.

You're the craziest son of a bitch I ever...

Exactly. I'm an American!

This is the last warning, Raleigh.

Good, shut up! (laughs)

Any more out of you and you're going to the psych ward.

See, you lie. You don't eat your feedback.

You need to understand that.

I understand that!

As long as you understand that, that's the rules, Raleigh.

Whoever comes in this fuckin' room, I'm gonna kill em! That's what I'm gonna do.

Oh are you? I'm in your room, Raleigh.

Well, you've come in against... this is my room.

I'm in your room. I'm in your room. I'm in your room.

Back out! Back out! Back out! Words don't bother me, man; actions do.

Let's do it. Go for it, dude.

Well, if you come at me, you're gonna fuckin' die!

Go for it.

I ain't going for nothing!

You fucking wimp.

You fuckin' reach for me, and I'm gonna take your arm off!

Come on. Come on!

I ain't coming; you come!

Cool it, Raleigh. You understand that? You got it? Either you cool it or you're out of here, that's the only choice you have.

Try it!

You're gone, dude.

Who's gonna enforce it? Call the cops, motherfucker! Call the cops!

You got witnesses right now?

No witnesses, call the fucking cops! I'll call the fuckin' cops on you, you cocksucker, right now!

Good. Call 'em.

911, just like that, and you will never get out of this!

Good. Come on.

I would like an emergency call please, there's a psychopathic trying to kill me in my fuckin' room, now get them cops over here to 12309 Ventura Street please. He is standing in my door, I told him to get out of here, and he tells me he's gonna put me in the psycho-tank, for making my production here, which is a science fiction magazine! And he's trying to scare me 'cause he thinks he's big, but he's just a big pile of shit! 'Cause I'll splatter him all over the fuckin' wall. I hope you record all that. That's a pre-programming for the police department! And send 'em over here, 'cause I'm about to kill him in two seconds. Now get 'em over here as fast as you can, please. I hope you're recording this.

[Intro]

There's a steel train comin' through

I would take it if I could

And I would not lie to you

Because Sunday mornin' soon will come

[Verse 1]

When things will be much easier to say

Up on the microphone like a boss DJ

But I won't walk up upon the sea like it was dry land

Boss DJ ain't nothin' but a man

[Pre-Chorus]

No trouble, no fuss

I know why

[Chorus]

It's so nice, I wanna hear the same song twice

It's so nice, I wanna hear the same song twice

[Verse 2]

Rumors are spreading all over my town

But it's just stones and sticks

'Cause on the microphone, is where I go to get my fix

Just let the lovin' take a hold, 'cause it will if you let it

I'm funky, not a junkie, but I know where to get it

[Pre-Chorus]

No trouble, no fuss

I know why

[Chorus]

It's so nice, I wanna hear the same song twice

It's so nice, I wanna hear the same song twice

[Bridge]

Oowee girl, oowee girl, oowee girl, oowee girl

And there really ain't no time to waste

Really ain't no time to hate

Ain't got no time to waste, time to hate

Really ain't no time to make the time go away

So mister DJ, don't stop the music

I wanna know

Are you feelin' the same way, too?

I wanna rock it with you girl

You girl, ooh girl, ooh

Mmm, mmm-mm-mmm

Mhmm, don't stop

[Chorus]

'Cause it's so nice, I wanna hear the same song twice

It's so nice, I wanna hear the same song twice

[Outro]

Nowadays, the songs on the radio all, all drive me crazy

[Laughter]

Pretty much

Got matches?

And I'm not lyin' one fuckin' bit, either

Are you guys musicians?

We're magicians

What kind of music y'all play?

The kind that..I dunno

Ask and so you shall receive

Whoo!

Reggae!

Reggae? Oh, reggae!

I'm not too into reggae

Why not?

Oh well...

I don't like it, that's why

We play rock, blues. Oh, actually, we play, uh, you know Bon Jovi?

Doo, doo, doo, doo, doo

Oh

I like a little of this kind of music

Yeah?

Yeah

I like jazz, blues

Oh, jazz is great

I'm not too into rap

I really don't like that rap

Rap? Rap

I like oldies

Some rock, some hard rock

I even like a little Mexican music

Don't understand the shit they're sayin'

Don't understand nothin', but I like it

Now, the Indian music, now that's somethin' to trip off of!

Acid

Because every song is like...

You'd better be trippin' pretty hard

Uh-huh

I'll bet you trip hard

Acid

Oh, he's got it goin' on

Don't you go near ya hand...

Yeah

Everyday

Yeah, yeah, yeah

Everyday I say, oh please don't lie

We gotta leave, I swear

You should get a real one, man, what's your fuckin' problem?

Ah-hah

I never said I thought you were stupid either

He ain't got nothin' on there

Can one of y'all spare 20 cents

I don't even have 20 cents

I don't even have...uh..

If I had 20 cents a dollar like you...

I'd spend the last one...

This guy's got 20 cents, I'd bet you

My wallet's inside

Yeah, right, c'mon. Yeah, c'mon, you got money

Yeah, you got cash

Yeah, we know you got money, man

Actually, I think I have a buck

Give her the fuckin' quarter!

We checked you out, we know you...

Whoo!

Reggae!

Reggae? Oh, reggae!

I'm not too into reggae

C'mon down

One more time

C'mon down, c'mon down

Yeah

Go down and see your baby now

No

We love you, yeah

When I heard the verdict the first time, I was just sitting there

Yeah

Fuck

Can't go in there

Fuck

I know he wasn't...

I immediately gave him all my money

Fuck

I know he wasn't

I got another friend, he got the shit beat out of him for no reason

You can stay here

Hey man

On that one

You got a good Samaritan here

The motherfuckers knocked on the door and arrested him for being drunk in public

What's goin' on?

I'm gonna break down the...

He's really, in a mental hospital, and that thing really doesn't work

You should get a real one, man, what's you fuckin' problem

Laaa...got a night down...

Yah

Who's this guy?

That's Opie

Opie

Opie is our master

Who's this guy?

That's Opie

Yah

Who's this guy?

That's Opie

That's Opie

That's Opie

Opie

That's Opie

Opie

And Opie is our master

I am the master

He's so smart, he's the smartest guy we know

He created this

Knock me out

Master of the motherfucker

Wait, I have one

Try that

He usually doesn't speak

Like, every 2 weeks

He speaks in tongues

Oh, in tongues

He only speaks about once every 2 weeks

(incoherent rambling)

Hey, y'all meet Raleigh?

This guy like, speaking in tongues...

Whoo!