Pump Up the Valuum
NOFX
2000 Released
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And Now for Something Completely Similar
00 : 58
2
Take Two Placebos and Call Me Lame
02 : 25
3
What’s the Matter With Parents Today?
01 : 58
4
Dinosaurs Will Die
02 : 58
5
Thank God It’s Monday
01 : 39
6
Clams Have Feelings Too (Actually They Don’t)
02 : 32
7
Louise
01 : 49
8
Stranger Than Fishin
01 : 05
9
Pharmacist’s Daughter
01 : 58
10
Bottles to the Ground
02 : 20
11
Total Bummer
02 : 13
12
My Vagina
02 : 36
13
Herojuana
02 : 46
14
Theme From a NOFX Album
04 : 19
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Track Lyrics
Take Two Placebos and Call Me Lame Lyrics
[Verse 1]
Can't you see my soul, on the record sleeve?
It's going up for sale, as soon as it gets saved
Interrogation blues, once again I lose
You don't get to magnify my insecurities (no fucking way!)
You don't get to site and save my unhip-ocracies (not for sale!)
[Chorus 1]
Take two placebos, then you can call me lame
Walk some in my shoes, then tell me to fuck off
My oversized hat won't fit your humongous head
[Post-Chorus]
I'll trade a hundred days for one inside of you
[Verse 2]
Take me to a cave, where I can't be seen
Solace makes the heart pump adrenaline
I'm sick of being used, time and again betrayed
Give a man a key, he cannot not open the door
Give him something free and he'll resell it to the poor (cest la vie)
[Chorus 2]
Take two placebos, then you can call me lame
Walk some in my shoes, then tell me that I'm fucked
My humongous hat, won't fit your gigantic head
[Outro]
Just take two!
Dinosaurs Will Die Lyrics
14 ContributorsDinosaurs Will Die LyricsThis is not a test of the emergency broadcast system, this is a real thing!
Kick back watch it crumble
See the drowning, watch the fall
I feel just terrible about it
That's sarcasm, let it burn!
I'm gonna make a toast when it falls apart
I'm gonna raise my glass above my heart
Then someone shouts, that's what they get
For all the the years of hit and run
For all the piss broke bands on VH-1
Where did all their money go?
Don't we all know?
Parasitic music industry
As it destroys itself
We'll show them how it's supposed to be
Music written from devotion
Not ambition, not for fame
Zero people are exploited
There are no tricks, up our sleeve
Were gonna fight against the mass appeal
Were gonna kill the seven record deal
Make records that have more than one good song
The dinosaurs will slowly die
And I do believe no one will cry
I'm just fucking glad I'm gonna be
There to watch the fall!
Pre-Historic music industry
Three feet in La Brea tar
Extinction never felt so good
If you think anyone will feel badly
You are sadly, mistaken
Time has come for evolution
Fuck collusion, kill by five
Whatever happened to the handshake
Whatever happened to deals no-one would break
What happened to, integrity
It's still there, it always was
For playing music just because
A million reasons why
All dinosaurs will die
All dinosaurs will die
All dinosaurs will die
Pharmacist’s Daughter Lyrics
4 ContributorsPharmacist’s Daughter LyricsGive her a call for demerol and amal nitrate
I tell her dad, don't worry sir we won't stay out late
I'm in love with her
The pharmacists daughter
She's got my love
I get her drugs
Waking up in the afternoon can't wait to see her
Bringin' in some colonopin I'm huffin' ether
She's the one for me, without personality
I still wanna see her every day
We got a date and I can't wait to see my baby
If I wine and dine her she just might sedate me
She's so beautiful she keeps my prescriptions full
She got my love I get her drugs (She got my love)
She got my love I get her drugs (I get the drugs)
She got my love, I get her drugs
Looks like I'm buying the pharm
Looks like I'm buying the pharm (ACY!)
Herojuana Lyrics
4 ContributorsHerojuana LyricsLight the match, burn the flower
Leave behind, all the wrong
Why be sad?
When happiness can be bought for a little more then free
Modern day prohibition
Modern day prohibition
Are we men? Are we children?
At what age, can I choose how to live?
The only real drug problem is scoring real good drugs
Haven't we learned our lesson?
The corner store sells finer scotch
But who's got uncut powder?
We just want what is ours (dignity)
If God created plants and buds that I find and abuse
Then who the fuck are you to judge me?
Theme From a NOFX Album Lyrics
9 ContributorsA Theme from a NOFX Album LyricsWe're professional punkers
We come from the suburbs
After 15 years, we're still having fun
Now we're over 30, not looking so purty
At least we got a beat up accordion
That's Erik our drummer, his father's a plumber
He drank enough booze to get Rhode Island drunk
Now sober but smelly he's got one big belly
From livin' the good life provided by punk
Singin' singin' singin'
Buy me a Becks beer or pass me a bong
Gimmie some Bushmills I'll sing you this song
Open another big box of cheap wine
We're over 30 we're doing just fine
Hefe's not satanic he's one hip Hispanic
He grew up with one dozen cousins and kin
He wears baggy pants he know how to break-dance
You've seen him do every impersonation
That's Melvin on six-string "some tell me I can't sing"
Oh I think you can just don't do it 'round me
Stick with what you know playing guitar solo
With Hetson and Watt in punk karaoke
Singin' singin' singin'
Buy me a Becks beer or pass me a bong
Gimmie some Bushmills I'll sing you this song
Open another big box of cheap wine
We're over 30 we're doing just fine
My name is Fat Mike I'm obsessed with big lesbians
I've been a punkrocker for most of my life
I sing kinda flat I'm not really so fat
But that's how I hit them with a hook or a slice
I'm Kent I do sound "Look he's getting so round"
Like Timmy The Turtle he counts as he clicks
I'm Jay (I don't care) someone please cut his hair
I'm Limo from Scotland so gimme haggis
Singin' singin' singin'
Buy me a Becks beer or pass me a bong
Gimmie some Bushmills I'll sing you this song
Open another big box of cheap wine
We're over 30 we're doing just fine
Buy me a Becks beer or pass me a bong
Gimmie some Bushmills I'll sing you this song
Throw me a quaalude, or chop me a line
We're pushing 40 we're doing just fine
Buy me Newcastle or pass me a bong
Give me Glenlivet, I'll sing you this song
Open another big box of cheap wine
If you take the low road then I'll take the high