Heavy Petting Zoo
NOFX
1996 Released
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Hobophobic (Scared of Bums)
00 : 49
2
Philthy Phil Philanthropist
03 : 10
3
Freedom Lika Shopping Cart
03 : 43
4
Bleeding Heart Disease
03 : 36
5
Hot Dog in a Hallway
02 : 51
6
Release the Hostages
02 : 29
7
Liza
02 : 55
8
What’s the Matter With Kids Today?
01 : 13
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Love Story
02 : 37
10
The Black and White
03 : 36
11
Whatever Didi Wants
03 : 02
12
August 8th
01 : 35
13
Drop the World
03 : 22
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Track Lyrics
Freedom Lika Shopping Cart Lyrics
[Verse 1]
A Christian, an anarchist-slash-prostitute
Figures out the true meaning of freedom
Not freedom like America
Freedom like a shopping cart
[Chorus 1]
Kick back, no tense
You know a bag of grub'll cost you about 50 cents
No fear, no fuckin' feat
Malt liquor tastes much better on the street
[Verse 2]
Crustin', a way of life for heroines
And heroes who hitchhike the road to Eden
Not Eden like the garden state
Eden like the state of mind
[Chorus 2]
Kick back, cheap thrills
You'll do anything for a laugh, even if it kills you
The bridge, you took it out
The ticket takers suddenly lost count
[Bridge]
Sleeping under rays
Your teeth crumbling away
Say goodbye to all responsibility
You never wanted it, man
[Pre-Chorus]
Wasting time whenever you get the chance
Which happens to be all the time
[Chorus 3]
Kick back, free meals
A couple times a day you make a couple of shady deals
No work, no fuckin' pay
Cardboard condominium by the bay
[Outro]
Between the red and black
You're never going back
Say goodbye to all responsibility
You never wanted it, man
Hot Dog in a Hallway Lyrics
[Verse 1]
She'll have another piece of pie
She'll have a double reuben rye
She works hard at eating well, that's why I love her
She's got a couple of pony kegs
Her arms are bigger than my legs
And when she holds me, I can't breathe, that's why I love her
[Verse 2]
Yeah, I'm her butter, she's my bread
She's like a mobile waterbed
And when I get on top of her, I can't touch the mattress
And when her flesh begins to sag
She's like a human sleeping bag
I feel so cozy, safe and warm, she's my insulation
[Verse 3]
I always know just where she sat
And when she's on me I get flat
Some broken ribs, a punctured lung, that's why I love her
She's my filly, I'm her stud
Her bean is bigger than my pud
It's like feeding a tic-tac to a whale, that's why I love her
[Verse 1]
She'll have another piece of pie
She'll have a double reuben rye
She works hard at eating well, that's why I love her
She's got a couple of pony kegs
Her arms are bigger than my legs
And when she holds me, I can't breathe, that's why I love her
[Outro]
Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo
Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo
Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo
That's why I love her
Release the Hostages Lyrics
[Verse 1]
Stop, have a beer, it's on me
Has anyone ever told you
That you look like star?
Innocent at the bar
[Verse 2]
So I drink 'cause it makes me
Happier than being alone
My good friend Johnnie Walker
Keeps me warm like a cunt
[Chorus]
Seems like everybody's got
Something I have not
A reason not to die
So I say death to mister right
'Cause that's not me
[Chorus]
Seems like everybody's got
Something I have not
A reason not to die
So I say death to mister right
He makes me sad
[Outro]
Yeah, yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Fuck!
Liza Lyrics
[Verse 1]
She's been around a couple years
Tasted thirty-one flavors
There's only one she really hates
That would be vanilla bean
The blandest one don't make her scream
And that's what she likes to hear the most
[Chorus]
She's gotta tap that primal scream, yeah, yeah, yeah
She's on the SF outcast team, yeah, yeah, yeah
[Verse 2]
Liza's been around the block
She's currently a femme bitch top
A giant step from old Louise
Now she's the one who's on the prey
[Verse 3]
She used to wear her hair short long
Determining her preference
She didn't like that dynamic
Trading in her flannel shirts
For six inch heals, latex skirts
She even bought herself some bras
[Verse 3]
Misdirects sellers again
She's got more power feminine
She knows the power incites fear
And its that fear which makes her wet
[Verse 4]
She's goin to the tribe 8 show
Plenty of boychicks to choose from
Its at the Calyx of Isis
She'll find a bottom young and butch
She'll tell her "I won't hurt you much
Unless of course you want me to"
[Outro]
She's been around a couple years
Tasted thirty-one flavors
There's only one she really hates
Love Story Lyrics
[Verse 1]
Partly owned Tudor house, wooden white picket fence
Mother waits for father in her backless dress
Hardly-used diaphragm put back into its case
A one-way trip down memory lane as she awaits
[Chorus]
I don't wanna know
Cheat me
I don't wanna know
[Verse 2]
Children play in the yard, mother stares at a wall
Father says he's gonna be back late, so don't wait up
About a quarter to three, father stares at a wall
Stained thicker than water, who's gonna clean it up?
[Chorus]
I don't wanna know
Cheat me
I don't wanna know
[Verse 1]
Partly owned Tudor house, wooden white picket fence
Mother waits for father in her backless dress
Hardly-used diaphragm put back into its case
One way trip down memory lane as she awaits
[Chorus]
I don't wanna know
Cheat me
I don't wanna know
Cheat me
I don't wanna know
Cheat me
I don't wanna know
Cheat me
Drop the World Lyrics
[Verse 1]
He won the race
The judges concluded he was the better man
He'd come from victory
A hesitation, a one time show or place
His self would not allow
He had to be the best
[Pre-Chorus 1]
He had denied
His urges cause they would have drained his strength
That battle had been won
With side effects a few
[Chorus 1]
He may have dropped the world (Dana)
He would not let us down (has gone)
Away, I hope she's in a better place
[Verse 2]
She aced the test, a grade above the rest
Of the class, felt the curve
A ninety-three percent
Was not enough to feed her fix, she needs that perfect score
The endorphin rush she loved
It would opiate her
[Pre-Chorus 2]
She had denied
All allegations of her loneliness
That battle had been won
With scars still under wraps
[Chorus 2]
She may have dropped the world
She would not let us down
Endorphin rush she loved
She may have dropped the world