Ribbed

[Verse 1]

Sometimes I think of all the places I don't wanna go

Then I think of all the things that I never wanna do

Think of all the people that I don't wanna meet

I close my eyes and go to sleep

[Verse 2]

Tully, baby, you're trapped behind your golden bars

I'm the prince of poverty I hang around in bars

Your life's a Mercedes, a mansion with a pool

My life's like a bus stop just waiting for some fuel

[Verse 3]

You disgust me I see through your macho lies

I'll fight everything you stand for

There's something in your purse babe, my head's getting sore

Maybe what we had was just green corn

5 ContributorsFood, Sex & Ewe LyricsI'd rather have a bottle in front of me

I'd rather watch 10 hours of tv

But since I can't I'll think of food

I'll think of sex

I'll think of music

And I'll think of you

I'd rather have a cold one by the sea

I'd rather have you sitting on top o'me

But since I'm here and you're so far away

I'll read about Zaphod Beeblebrox

As I pass the day, hey

I'd rather not spend my whole night driving

I'd rather not be on so much caffeine

But since you're in bed and I'm sleeping on some floor

I'll think of you and I'll wish that I was home

6 ContributorsJust the Flu LyricsNothing?

Nothing!

Looking back to the past

Predictions of the end

Unseen ultraviolet rays

Are beating on my head

Nuclear threat - wanna bet? - will be our demise

The day will come when we look to apocalyptic skies

When the news had spread

Soon we'd all be dead

Well it just blew our minds

No one could have guessed

Our worst fears at best

Figments of our time

So it seems that our dreams

Will never come to be

How could such a stupid thing destroy humanity?

A few weeks until extinction, there's nothing we can do

A message sent to other worlds will say:

"It was just the flu"

There's no lesson to be learned

There's no-one left to learn it

8 ContributorsTogether on the Sand LyricsTogether on the sand

We walked hand in hand

On the beachfront

She smiled at me

As she tightly held my hand

I had my fingers up her

Country music played on the radio

So I turned it off

We walked down to the water

As she grabbed on to my honker

A wave swept us away

Ahaha, ahaha, ohoho

6 ContributorsGonoherpasyphilaids LyricsThe twelfth song from NOFX’s 1991 album, Ribbed, tells a (hopefully) fictional story about how Fat Mike ended up with “gonoherpasyphilaids,” a combination of several different sexually-transmitted diseases.

… Read More Sitting in a room, waiting for some news

Sitting in a room with white knuckles

Not feeling so good

I didn't do the things I should

I said, "Doc, tell me what's wrong with me?" (What's wrong with me?)

He had this expression, he didn't know what to say (say-ay-ay)

"It seems that you've contracted a new strain!"

How could this happen to me?

Another victim, another casualty

From fucking casually

Another casualty

All the times I should have worn my jimmy hat

All the times I said, "What the fuck?

I won't look back, that's not for me"

I wouldn't listen to reason

Now look at me

5 ContributorsI Don’t Want You Around LyricsJenny, so many times I tried to get away

But you kept following me all over town

I'll display it, there's no way to say it

I don't just want you

I just don't want you around

I don't want you around

You follow me around

It's really bringing me down

I don't want you around

When it was time to go I had nothing to say

Don't you look at me

Don't you look at me that way

"I love you!" Oh, really? Please go away

What gave you the idea?

Get it out of your head

You follow us around

We're not the Grateful Dead

I wanted to be friends but you wanted more

So, like I told you before

I don't want you around