First Ditch Effort
NOFX
2016 Released
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1
Six Years on Dope
01 : 32
2
Happy Father’s Day
01 : 14
3
Sid and Nancy
02 : 22
4
California Drought
03 : 14
5
Oxy Moronic
03 : 56
6
I Don’t Like Me Anymore
02 : 30
7
I’m a Transvest‐Lite
02 : 16
8
Ditch Effort
01 : 47
9
Dead Beat Mom
02 : 18
10
Bye Bye Biopsy Girl
02 : 00
11
It Ain’t Lonely at the Bottom
01 : 34
12
I’m So Sorry Tony
03 : 18
13
Generation Z
05 : 07
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Track Lyrics
Six Years on Dope Lyrics
18 ContributorsSix Years on Dope LyricsI was a misanthrope on the end of a rope
I spent 20 years 6 years on dope
Takin’ a piss while givin’ up hope
I lived a lifetime 6 years on dope
I was a human trash can (Shortening my lifespan)
Live fast die tan (I think that was the plan)
Savin’ all my money for a one-way ticket to Afghanistan
I was a ezoobeson drunk, (strung out on junk)
Live fast die punk (I thought I was sunk)
From gin-swilling and fish tank penicillin
I was a moron bro with impetigo
A pleased as punch Dog Patch Wino
Casual sex and herpes complex
Now I’m on Interferon and Valtrex
I was a child-adult, a walking insult
Every shot got more difficult
I was a teenage trash bin (a breathing mannequin)
A caustic cause (who musta loved sufferin')
Do pinhole eyes romanticize heroin?
I was a moron bro, a circus sideshow
A dying slow Dog Patch Wino
California Drought Lyrics
12 ContributorsCalifornia Drought LyricsI once heard a song about it never rains in Southern California
I once saw a band play at the Farm sober I hadn’t had a drink
Like cleaning gums or huggin’ bums
Or doin’ something that you know’s good for ya
Those times are tedious and tenuous
And hopefully much shorter than a blink
I’m so easy to deciphe, I could rationalize for life
But from all the strife I caused, I gotta go without
Taking codones is insane, I don’t wanna kill I want more pain
So like the California drought, I’m dryin’ out
I got the one job that it’s frowned upon if you’re not a user
The bands that are all sober are the ones playing the Warped and county fairs
I’ll go to an alcoholics meeting and get booed and called a loser
Then I get invited to a party from a bro who works at Bayer
He’s got the shit from 1910, bottled H that’s genuine
I just wanna see what all the hype’s about
I just gotta try it once, but I say no cuz I got 3 months?
And like the California drought, I’m dryin’ out
My sponsor should be Ernie Ball or PBR not Pat from Petaluma
The chips I want are kale, corn, potato, and for betting on a flush
But now I gotta listen to a 20 minute story that’s just a rumor
And I’m sorry but this nicotine and caffeine don’t gimme the same rush
I’m a jest pilot in jux, to positions in a crux
I’m not in fashion I’m in flux, so they all doubt
I just want some cocaine but it’s making me insane
I think I may have broken my brain so I’m dryin’ out
I Don’t Like Me Anymore Lyrics
[Verse 1]
One morning I woke up
Scratched my balls and eyes
I looked into the mirror
And got a big surprise
I don't know who this person is
But I've seen his face before
A face I don't want to have to face
I don't think I like me anymore
[Verse 2]
When I run into old friends
Their eyes seem to dart away
I wish I could remember
All the shitty things I say
Then one day my best friend said something
I'd never heard before
You've done so much for me
And I love you
But I don't like you anymore
[Chorus]
Someone lock the door
I don't like me anymore
And here comes media whore
I don't like me anymore
I heard this story twice before
I don't like me anymore
Pop punks claiming hardcore
I don't like me anymore
[Verse 3]
Was it something that I've done?
Was it something that I've said?
Was I having too much fun?
Did I dropkick someone's head?
I turn on the TV
And I don't like what I see
There's an old punk rocker acting like a jerk
And that jerk looks a lot like me
[Chorus]
Someone lock the door
I don't like me anymore
And here comes media whore
I don't like me anymore
I heard this story twice before
I don't like me anymore
Pop punk claiming hardcore
I don't like me anymore
[Bridge]
Catastrophe uncertain
Hit the lights and drop the curtain
Organize a mob and rush the door
[Outro]
Peel me off the floor
I don't like me anymore
A burning open sore
I don't like me anymore
People say they love me
Then ask for something more
The never-ending story
A filibustering bore
A pompous dinosaur
I don't like me anymore
Why does being nice to people
Feel like such a chore?
I'm paid to be your clown but
Feel like anybody's whore
A somber fact I wish I could ignore
I don't like me anymore
Bye Bye Biopsy Girl Lyrics
8 ContributorsBye Bye Biopsy Girl LyricsIt came back negative and gave us a scare
The next year it grew back again and you started to swear
And after chemotherapy, you threw up and lost all your hair
And when I said bye bye biopsy girl
You acted like I didn’t care
I took you to the Mission, you could order pollo
I took you to Chinatown, you said, “Let’s take it to go”
But when I asked you to take it Greek and ATM with French
I had to say bye bye bilingual girl
You said no and knew the consequence
And when I called La Migra and the INS
They took away your documents
You took me to the Jamesons and said, “Swingin’ is fun”
You told me I was good in bed, but you wanted to be with more than one
And when you said your friend was hot and I could go all the way
I had to say bye bye bisexual girl
I didn’t know your friend was gay
I had to say bye bye bisexual girl
When he said I had to pay
Generation Z Lyrics
[Generation Z! Generation Z!]
Are we just chemically imbalanced ants
On chemically fueled rants?
It really just comes down to sex and power
I bet the last man standing
The last human on this planet
The last person on the earth
Doesn't give a shit
Or have any idea that he or most likely she
Is the last one
The last person on this planet will fuck the dead
And die thinking not about why didn't anyone care
But why her life was so unfair
It’s time, it needs to be said
I’m sorry to be the one to inform you
But man and womankind has unfortunately been pronounced dead
[Generation Z!]