Coaster

1 ContributorI’ve Become A Cliché LyricsYou know how it is! I'm... I'm... I'm...

I'm 40 now and I got a family and I got shit to do

And, you know, I made the decision when I was 40...

I'm goin' on the wagon, you know?

No more drinking, no more drug taking, no... oh, this?

This is a beer, but... you know... this is light beer!

It's... it's not even like drinking beer!

I've become a cliché

I've become a cliché

I've become a cliché

I've become a cliché

Okay, well, I'll have a drink or two at shows

But only to loosen up

I totally stopped doing drugs

Oh, prescription drugs are... you know, that's different

It doesn't have to be my prescription

If a doctor prescribes these drugs, they've gotta be pretty safe

But, you know, I definitely don't do street drugs anymore

I mean, unless you've got some

I've become a cliché

I've become a cliché

I've become a cliché

I've become a cliché

Oh, you're not holding

That's cool

No big deal

You know, I never do it unless it's just around...

Or someone's offering it

Oh, I know a guy!

Yeah, he's... he's like 10 minutes away

I'll... I'll drive. I'll drive

You know, I got money too!

Oh, oh we... yeah we could just stay here

Or... I'll be back in 20

I've become a cliché

I've become a cliché

I've become a cliché

I've become a cliché

Whaddya mean?

This is not last call

This is first call

We'll... we'll... I know a place we can go

We'll go right... You threw up!

[Verse 1]

Be a winner not a problem admitter un-quit

Better to be a hepper than a healthy 12 stepper, forfeit

You want to keep it going but you don’t know how

Everyone at meetings gets a Löwenbräu

You quit (I quit)

You’re shit (I'm shit)

You’re a quitter (I'm a quitter)

And no one likes you

[Verse 2]

Start a pattern of behaviour; see no reason to stop

You got a habit, got to have it 'til it’s finished don’t stop

The Charlie Chan’s chopped, Pabst pitcher been poured

You got a spare kidney and your liver looks bored

So stop (With friends)

Fucking (like you)

Around (I'm fucked)

You’re buying the next round

C'mon you gonna quit?

You gonna walk away and quit?

Mark my words you ever want to be a winner

You gotta quit talking about quitting!

You got that?

[Verse 3]

You want to be a Thompson, Hemingway, Bukowski

Banging Bill Burroughs lived to 83

You’re fam- (You’re a)

-ous and (fucking)

You’re rich (dickhead)

Quit acting like a bitch

And no one likes you!