Bizzar

[Verse 1: Shaggy 2 Dope]

Take a look around

Your link is found

You're finally found

Look around, Just look around

The world is full of wonder

And now it’s all mine

I escaped the darkness

Now look at me shine!

[Intro: Violent J]

Why? Why do these questions come to mind

When the answer is just so far away?

The questions I ask myself everyday

[Verse 1: Shaggy 2 Dope & Violent J]

Why? Everytime I reach for the sky

I can only reach so high, Why?

Why? Everytime I headbutt a brick wall

I always crack my skull, Why?

Why? Everytime I stab somebody

I'm always gettin my clothes bloody, Why?

Why? Everytime I drive down the wrong side of the street

Everybody wanna beep, Why?

Why? Everytime I'm broke and I sell rock

I wind up in a cell block, Why?

Why? Everytime I shoot somebody in the face

Pigs give chase, Why?

Why? Everytime I drink a little gasoline

I shit my spleen, Why?

Why? When I try to fly like a birdy

I wind up on a gurney, dead tell me why

[Chorus: Esham]

Won't you tell me why? Someone tell me why?

Jesus tell me why? I must find out why

Won't you tell me why? Someone tell me why?

Jesus tell me why? I must find out why

[Verse 2: Shaggy 2 Dope & Violent J]

Why? Everytime I swallow a flathead nail

My neck feels stale, Why?

Why? Everytime I contact dark spirits

They wanna break my mirrors, Why?

Why? Everytime I choke a friend's neck

He don't come back, Why?

Why? Everytime I stab my eyes with an icepick

I can't see shit, Why?

Why? Everytime I play chicken with a train

It wins the game, Why?

Why? Everytime I wake the dead up

They try to eat my head up, Why?

Why? Everytime I see my reflection

I see no direction, Why?

Why? Everytime I order a taco

You want a bite motherfacko? Tell me why

[Chorus: Esham]

Won't you tell me why? Someone tell me why?

Jesus tell me why? I must find out why

Won't you tell me why? Someone tell me why?

Jesus tell me why? I must find out why

[Scratching]

"I admit I can't explain it"

"I admit I can't explain it"

"I admit I can't explain it"

"I admit I can't explain it"

"I admit I can't explain it"

"I admit I can't explain it"

"I admit I can't explain it"

[Verse 3: Shaggy 2 Dope & Violent J]

Why? Everytime I raise my arms in celebration

Player hation, Why?

Why? Just cause I'm dead, decayed, and passed

You give me no ass, Why?

Why? Everytime I chew on thumbtacks

I get blood on my snacks, Why?

Why? Every time I kick Faygos in the sky, you wanna know WHY (WHY) WHY (WHY!)

Why? Everytime an angel wanna kiss me

It always seems to miss me, Why?

Why? Why does Shangri-La seem so far away

You better leave today. It don't matter why

[Hook x7]

NO MATTER WHY! (repeated over the chorus)

["Florida Joe" Skit]

[?]

[Intro: Violent J]

I love my Faygo, my NyQuil pills, Shaggy

I love my buddies, my hatchetman, but I love my axe

[Verse 1: Violent J]

My axe is my buddy, I bring him when I walk

Me and my axe will leave your head outlined in chalk

My axe is my buddy, he always makes me laugh

Me and my axe cut bigots' spinal cords in half

My axe is my buddy, and when I wind him back

Me and my axe will give your forehead a buttcrack

My axe is my buddy, I never leave without him

Me and my axe will leave your neck a bloody fountain

[Chorus]

Everybody, everybody, everybody run

Murdering, murdering, murdering fun, (everybody dies)

Swing swing swing, chop chop chop, (everybody dies)

Swing swing swing, chop chop chop

Everybody, everybody, everybody run

Murdering, murdering, murdering fun, (everybody dies)

Swing swing swing, chop chop chop, (everybody dies)

Swing swing swing, chop chop chop

[Verse 2: Violent J]

My axe is my buddy, we right the planet's wrongs

Me and my axe leave bigots dead on richie lawns

My axe is my buddy, he never makes me cry

Me and my axe will leave a divot for your eye

Ouch, Ouch, Ouch, Ouch, Ouch, Ouch, Ouch, Ouch

Ouch, Ouch, Ouch, Ouch, Ouch, Ouch, Ouch, Ouch

Tylenol, Tylenol, Tylenol, Tylenol

Tylenol, Tylenol, Tylenol, Tylenol

My axe is my buddy, don't take him for a chump

Me and my axe will leave you hopping on a stump

[Chorus]

Everybody, everybody, everybody run

Murdering, murdering, murdering fun, (everybody dies)

Swing swing swing, chop chop chop, (everybody dies)

Swing swing swing, chop chop chop

Everybody, everybody, everybody run

Murdering, murdering, murdering fun, (everybody dies)

Swing swing swing, chop chop chop, (everybody dies)

Swing swing swing, chop chop chop

[Bridge: Violent J & Shaggy 2 Dope]

Look into the deadest tree, tell me baby what you see

Don't you hear the branches cry, asking for the reasons why

Did they hang so many men from the branches off of them

Why did humans make them play, with them in their evil way

Look into the moon’s beam, can you fathom what it's seen?

Bodies dragging from a truck, driven by a bigot fuck

Why you think the heavens cry, acid rain and blizzard sky

Ain't no covering the tracks, and that's why I'm here, and oh yes

[Verse 3: Violent J]

My axe is my buddy, he'll thump into your head

Me and my axe will make your white hoodies red

My axe is my buddy, you let that Dixie wave

Me and my axe will fuck your mother on your grave

Ouch, Ouch, Ouch, Ouch, Ouch, Ouch, Ouch, Ouch

Ouch, Ouch, Ouch, Ouch, Ouch, Ouch, Ouch, Ouch

Tylenol, Tylenol, Tylenol, Tylenol

Tylenol, Tylenol, Tylenol, Tylenol

My axe is my buddy, we both cry with the trees

Me and my axe will bring the devil to his knees

[Chorus]

Everybody, everybody, everybody run

Murdering, murdering, murdering fun, (everybody dies)

Swing swing, chop chop chop, (everybody dies)

Swing swing swing, chop chop chop

Everybody, everybody, everybody run

Murdering, murdering, murdering fun, (everybody dies)

Sw-ii-ing , chop chop chop, (everybody dies)

Swiiiiii-ing, chop chop chop

Everybody, everybody, everybody run

Murdering, murdering, murdering fun, (everybody dies)

Swing-a-ling ling , chop chop chop, (everybody dies)

Swi-ii-ing, chop chop chop

Everybody, everybody, everybody run

Murdering, murdering, murdering fun, (everybody dies)

Swing-a-ling ling , chop chop chop, (everybody dies)

Swing-a-ling ling , chop chop chop

[Intro: Violent J & Shaggy 2 Dope]

Insane Clown Posse, Psychopathic, Twiztid, Dark Lotus Family

It's our world

It's our world

Psychopathic, Juggalos, Juggalos, it's our world

[Chorus: Violent J]

Look in my crystal ball, it's alright

Look in my crystal ball, it's alright

[Verse 1: Violent J]

(Come on in) Welcome, my curious sisters and brothers

First, (Come on) put a twenty in the jar with the others

That's right take a seat, ain't no smokin' in here

I need to keep my ball clear, (Uh huh) it's spirits in there

Whats your future? Is someone gonna shoot ya?

Will you get your girlfriend back? As if I know that

I can only tell you where your soul is headed

And will remain eternally embedded, (What?) the rest, forget it

Life is nothin but a test to clear

Did you have a heart while you were here, and was it sincere?

You're still unraveling your future right now

What kinda person are ya, bro? Oh, where there you go

You control your own motherfuckin' destiny

I ain't lettin' the devil get the best of me (Hell naw)

I'ma make it into Shangri-La, golden walls (Whoop whoop)

Whats up with you? Check your own crystal balls

[Chorus: Violent J]

Look in my crystal ball, it's alright. (It's alright)

Lay back, you've all been on a long ride (That's alright)

Look in my crystal ball, it's alright (It's alright)

Lay back, you've all been on a long ride (On a long ride)

Look in my crystal ball, it's alright (It's alright)

Lay back, you've all been on a long ride (That's alright)

Look in my crystal ball, it's alright (It's alright)

Lay back, you've all been on a long ride (On a long ride)

[Verse 2: Shaggy 2 Dope, Violent J]

Lookin' in my crystal ball I'm seein' thugs

Both catchin' and firin' slugs (Paper for drugs)

I see a line waiting on block cheese a mile long

All tryin' to be strong (It's the same old song)

But when I'm lookin' into everybody's faces (Smiles)

Their soul are headed other places (Hell yeah)

And they ain't worried about payin' them dues down here

Because they motherfuckin' future's crystal clear (That's right)

The focus switches to you, and it ain't good

All mad 'cause someone rolls up out the neighborhood

Check yourself, if judgment was passed

Yo, you be in hell (Right up in the asshole)

The hatin' will get ya if ya let it (Hell yeah)

Pack your speedo's, I hear it's hot where you headed

I'm trying to tell ya now (When the grim reaper calls)

You don't wanna be assed out grippin' your crystal balls

[Chorus: Violent J]

Look in my crystal ball, it's alright (It's alright)

Lay back, you've all been on a long ride (That's alright)

Look in my crystal ball, it's alright (It's alright)

Lay back, you've all been on a long ride (On a long ride)

Look in my crystal ball, it's alright (It's alright)

Lay back, you've all been on a long ride (That's alright)

Look in my crystal ball, it's alright (It's alright)

Lay back, you've all been on a long ride (On a long ride)

[Verse 3: Monoxide, Jamie Madrox]

Look into my crystal ball, it's all black

And everybody's frozen in time front to back

They're controlled by the matrix of mind, body and soul

And I'm branded by the system of carnival freak shows

I see the pain and the lies 'cause nothing is disguised

It's as simple as me seein' the death in the demon's eyes

I'm hiding my sights from the truth of my crystal ball

Believe me when I'm sayin' we comin' for all of y'all

Look deep into my crystal ball

See the dead smokin' on trees and drinking alcohol

Underneath the street, beneath the concrete

If you listen to the knife, you can hear my heart beat

All painted up carryin' an axe and shit

Juggalo love got each other backs and shit

Encased in glass, for the whole world to see

Am I inside, or is the crystal ball inside of me?

[Chorus: Violent J]

Look in my crystal ball, it's alright (It's alright)

Lay back, you've all been on a long ride (On a long ride)

Look in my crystal ball, it's alright (It's alright)

Lay back, you've all been on a long ride (On a long ride)

Look in my crystal ball, it's alright (It's alright)

Lay back, you've all been on a long ride (On a long ride)

Look in my crystal ball, it's alright (It's alright)

Lay back, you've all been on a long ride (On a long ride)

Look in my crystal ball, it's alright (It's alright)

Lay back, you've all been on a long ride (On a long ride)

Look in my crystal ball, it's alright (It's alright)

Lay back, you've all been on a long ride (On a long ride)

Look in my crystal ball, it's alright (It's alright)

Lay back, you've all been on a long ride (On a long ride)

Look in my crystal ball, it's alright (It's alright)

Lay back, you've all been on a long ride (On a long ride)

[Bridge: Deb Agoli & Shaggy 2 Dope]

Rain comes down (Look in my crystal ball, it's alright)

Rain comes down (Look in my crystal ball, it's alright)

Rain comes down (Look in my crystal ball, it's alright)

Rain comes down (Look in my crystal ball, it's alright)

Rain comes down (Look in my crystal ball, it's alright)

Rain comes down (Look in my crystal ball, it's alright)

Rain comes down (Look in my crystal ball, it's alright)

Rain comes down (Look in my crystal ball, it's alright)

Rain comes down (Look in my crystal ball, it's alright)

Rain comes down

Rain comes down

Hey!

[Chorus]

Look in my crystal ball, it's alright (Juggalos!) (Rain comes down)

Lay back, you've all been on a long ride (Juggalos!)

Look in my crystal ball, it's alright (It's alright) (Rain comes down)

Lay back, you've all been on a long ride (Everybody, everybody knows)

Look in my crystal ball, it's alright (Hey) (Rain comes down)

Lay back, you've all been on a long ride (On a long ride) (Juggalos!)

Look in my crystal ball, it's alright (Rain comes down)

Lay back, you've all been on a long ride

Rain comes down

Juggalos! Juggalos!

Rain comes down

Rain comes down

Hey! Hey!

Rain comes down

Look in my crystal ball, it's alright (Everything is alright) (Rain comes down)

Lay back, you've all been on a long ride (Everybody's alright)

Look in my crystal ball, it's alright (Everything is alright) (Rain comes down)

Lay back, you've all been on a long ride (On a long ride) (Juggalos! Juggalos!)

Look in my crystal ball, it's alright (Everything is alright) (Juggalos!) (Rain comes down)

Lay back, you've all been on a long ride (Everybody's alright) (Juggalos!)

Look in my crystal ball, it's alright (Everything is alright) (Juggalos!) (Rain comes down)

Lay back, you've all been on a long ride (On a long ride) (Juggalos)

Look in my crystal ball, it's alright (Everything is alright) (Rain comes down)

Lay back, you've all been on a long ride (Everybody's alright)

Look in my crystal ball, it's alright (Everything is alright) (Rain comes down)

Lay back, you've all been on a long ride (On a long ride)

LLook in my crystal ball, it's alright (Everything is alright) (Rain comes down)

Lay back, you've all been on a long ride (Everybody's alright)

Look in my crystal ball, it's alright (Everything is alright) (Rain comes down)

Lay back, you've all been on a long ride (On a long ride)

Hidden songs

[Freestyle: Violent J, Shaggy 2 Dope, Lo Dogg, Rude Boy]

"Hello, hello, hello?"

"Are we on?"

"Hello, hello, hello?"

"Alright, hold on, let me do the piano intro."

"Shh. Shh. Shh"

"Eeeeeeeeeeeh"

"Is that even tuned?"

"Was that you?"

"Eeeeeeeeeeeh"

"Yo, yo, yo, what's up y'all, Violent J in the house with Dark Lotus family."

"Yeah, yeah"

"Everybody introduce yourselves."

"Uh, that was Violent J, my name is, uh, two to the D, to the O, P, E" ("Come on! The beat's about to kick in!")

"Fuck you"

"My name is L-O-D-O double G"

"Rude Boy, Southwest Detroit" ("Yeah! Spank that ass!")

"And Rude Boy got pay"

"Uh!"

"Here we go" (Yeah)

"Who's first?"

"We gonna kick it off with Shaggy"

"Yo, me? Hold on. Here we go."

"Uh!"

"Alright. Yeah."

Sittin' in the studio, I see some pillow

From Rudy last night. He likes dildos

In his butt, in and out, in and out

Without a doubt, that shit makes him shout

Uh! Like that. It makes him nut

His meats gets all hard, and his butt

Turns into and outie, 'cause of the meat

*Laughs* Rubbing the insides of his butt creates heat

Next up, I don't know, let her go

Rudy, get on the mic and flow

("Hey, I thought- I don't know how to-")

You don't gotta spend all your time dissin' Rudy

Everybody knows you attracted to his booty

I'm the first one to admit, sometimes he gets fruity

But fuckin' with Rudy's booty, nah, no nudie with Rudy

I don't get naked with that kid

That's my boy, I knew him from back, way back then

Now I'ma let Lo get on this microphone

And show you why he spits straight from the ghetto zone

Straight from the ghetto zone, comin' from the dome

The third one up to bat, nigga, see your silly ass home

It's the L to the O from Detroit City

I'm causin' no pity, I'm robbin' banks like Frank Nitti

Comin' on through, ICP, Dark Lotus fam

I'm breakin' shit all proper, last nigga gives a damn (Yeah)

Comin' from Whitmore city, the streets

Up to no good, nigga, come and step and try and compete

See, he thinks he's fresh, but he ain't shit

Step to me, yo, I'll crush you, that's it

You through, like a little bitch, yo

Check it out, I'll pull my nuts out and and slap you in the mouth, here we go

Rude Boy, it's your turn

Get on the microphone and make it burn (Burn)

I know you like Prince, you like J. Geils (Yeah)

Get on the microphone and kick your styles

*Laughs* "Go!"

Well I do not rap, but I do not rhyme

What? Say what, say what, what?

Rudy, what, what what, what what, what?

But Shaggy take it right here right this time *Laughs*

Rudy's hair is orange, he can't say shit

'Cause he tried to be like me, and I kick him in the dick

That shit was wack, like my flow

I'll pull down my pants and wiggle my dick at your ho

Oh no!

Lo, Lo, Lo, Lo, Lo!

You need to give that tight young tank top back to your son *Laughter from everyone*

You come through this bitch tryin' to pull like you got a gun (Oh shit)

Best to run, I'm trying to have some fun (Yeah!)

With my boys from ICP, don't wanna fuck with me

L to the O, nigga, Dark Lotus family

"Yeah! Yeah, yeah yeah!"

Like to say what's up to Double A, Alex Abbiss, Billy Bill (Yeah)

Jumpsteady, Dougie Doug, Chuckie Chuckie, everybody

Br- who else? Jason, Jason Jason

Twiztid, Twiztid Twiztid, Nerdy Nathan

Jumpsteady, always comin' with the bacon

Uh, yeah. And Stefan! He likes to be naked

With his bitch, and me

Did I say that out loud, oh shit, G

Like to say what's up to [?]

Like to say what's up to Blaze, uh yeah

Twiztid (Yeah) Psychopathic

You better run with your mother fuckin' hatchet (Hatchet!)

Dark Lotus up in this bitch (Lotus!)

Who we forgettin'? Who we forgettin'?

That kid Steve at the office

And also that new kid, what's his name

(Jeff! Jeff! Jeff!) Jeff, Adam, and Nathan, what up?

Adam and Nathan, Jeff, and the new kid, Steve

Always got somethin' up his sleeve

You a little naive, you think he ain't gonna kill ya

Get him a cap and he'll peel ya

"Pop the collar" *pop*

*Laughter from everyone*

"[?] Fuck, I know that's gonna sound loud"

"That's [?]"

"Pop the collar"

*Silence*

"Oh yeah, and Patrick and Tom Dubb, too, bitch! Yeah"

"Perpetual Hype Engine!"

"And Perpetual Hype Engine, mother facko"

"Vampiro!"

[Mike E Clark?] ("Alright, go ahead and say it right now")

"Also, Vampiro and Mike E. Clark! And if anybody else we forgot, fuck you, it's like five in the mornin'"

[Freestyle Skit 2: Violent J & Shaggy 2 Dope]

Damn, heh heh heh

Your mama is so fat, she drives a spandex car. Ha ha ha ha ha!

Alright. Your mama's so stupid, she tried waking up a sleepin' bag. Ha! Yeah! Yeah!

Hmm mmm. Your mama's thighs are so big, when she walks, they gotta talk to each other: I'll go by, and then I'll let you go by. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! What?

Ha ha ha ha ha, well, your mama's breath kicks so bad, the ice cream man gave her a Listerine popsicle, mother facko. *Raspberry*

Your mom's so far, she puts mayonnaise on her Tylenol. Heh heh heh heh

*Raspberry* Your mama's neden's so nappy, her crabs drive dune buggies, ha ha ha ha ha ha, ha ha ha ha ha

Your mama's so big, your mama's so big, she takes, poster Polaroids

Hahhh

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

Your mama's house is so small, the welcome mat just says 'Well?' bitch, yeah. What? (What about it, mother fucker?)

Your mama's so fuckin' fat, she uses two Greyhound busses for roller blades, heh heh ha

Hmm hmm hmm hmm ha ha ha. Your mama's glasses are so thick, when she looks at the sun, hey eyebrows catch on fire! Woo! Ha ha!

Your mama's eyes are so cross-eyed, that, your mama's eyes are so cross-eyed, that

Your mama's eyes, cross- yeah, [?] ha ha ha

That she- they're, cross-eyed

[Outro: Violent J]

"Tell me when I'm on."

"Alright."

"When I think about the stuff you've done for us, I can only put it into song. You've done so much for us for so many years, in so many ways."

You could've bought you a telescope

Nope, you bought Bizzar

You could've bought you some laundry soap

Nope, you bought Bizzar

You could've got you some towing rope

Nope, you bought Bizzar

You could've bought you a half ounce of dope

But nope, you bought Bizzar

Could've went to the titty bar and copped you a grope

Nope, you bought Bizzar

And I hope, I truly hope

I hope that you like Bizzar