The Great Milenko

[Verse 1: Shaggy 2 Dope]

Take a look around

Your link is found

You're finally found

Look around, Just look around

The world is full of wonder

And now it’s all mine

I escaped the darkness

Now look at me shine!

[well, loosely in CoC’s case] to basically state that the Insane Clown Posse is here for your… Read More [Intro: Shaggy 2 Dope]

Serial slaughtering stranglers

Jugular juggling juggalos

Folded, fat, floppy-tittied freaks

I C fuckin' P's in the haugh

[Verse 1: Violent J]

Abracadabra boom shacka dae

I'm Violent J, and I'm back like a vertebrae

And I come with a hat full of tricks

Trunk full of Faygo, car full of fat chicks

Ha hahaha ha hahaha, fuck you

Wicked clowns, we'd like to say what up to

The Cobras, X-men, and Counts

And everybody with clown love, even sets I've never heard of

Roll into town and out with the big top

Four cards down, and two more still to drop

And when it does, I pack up and hit the road

'Cause I don't wanna see your head explode!

Toss me an axe, and I'll toss you a dead chicken

Add a buck, you get a two-liter with 'em

And when the genie says on with the show

It's hokus pokus, jokers, Great Milenko

[Chorus]

"Once again, the psychotic carnival creatures in the haugh"

Hokus pokus, joker's ride, come take a spin on a carnie ride

"Southwest slithering snakes of darkness, come on"

Hokus pokus, joker's ride, come take a spin on a carnie ride

[Verse 2: Shaggy 2 Dope]

Shazam bam, shocka locka lokis

Shaggy the clown back like scoliosis

Call me a psycho-schizo freak

And I'll call you by your name (Dick-anus)

'Cause I can give two shits and a fuck

I bounce down Vernor in a popcorn clown truck

I'm a circus ninja southwest voodoo wizard

I grab your gizzard (Whoop, whoop)

Jump on the carpet, let's take a spin

Everybody's waiting for the show to begin

Up to the top, by the neck, and let you go

Try to land in a glass of Faygo

Uh, you suck, you missed the fuckin' glass

Broke ya neck and busted your fuckin' ass

But the genie says on with the show

Hokus pokus, jokers, Great Milenko

[Chorus]

"What awaits you after death? Rub the lamp and explore"

Hokus pokus, joker's ride, come take a spin on a carnie ride

"Enter Milenko's Fun House, walk right through the wretched hall"

Hokus pokus, joker's ride, come take a spin on a carnie ride

[Bridge]

Fuck, fuck, fuck 'em all

Fuck, fuck 'em all

Clown dog

Freak dog

Joker dog

Milenko dog

"Visions of joker cards flashing in your mother's face"

Hokus pokus, joker's ride, come take a spin on a carnie ride

[Verse 3: Violent J & Shaggy 2 Dope]

Rude Boy and Chucky down with the clown

First time we ever went to Mexicantown

I remember, we couldn't pay the bill, they got hot

And beat us down in the fuckin' parking lot (Fuck you!)

Tall Jess, Jumpsteady, and Nate the Mack

Tagged ICP by the train tracks

And it was on, the dawn of a new day

Magical carpets grippin' down the freeway (Whoop, whoop)

Walked in a gypsy's tent with a food stamp

And walked out with a magical lamp, yeah

I met Milenko, he gave me three wishes

That night, I fucked three fat bitches

Can't get the fuck with it? Forget it

I'll rip your face off and wipe my ass with it

When the genie says on with the show

It's hokus pokus, jokers, Great Milenko

[Chorus]

"Climb aboard our magic train and join us in song"

Hokus pokus, joker's ride, come take a spin on a carnie ride

"City to village, hamlet to town, the show must go on"

Hokus pokus, joker's ride, come take a spin on a carnie ride

"Giant ladies, bearded ladies, midget ladies, ladies?"

Hokus pokus, joker's ride, come take a spin on a carnie ride

"Clouds of darkness, then underneath them comes the clown"

Hokus pokus, joker's ride, come take a spin on a carnie ride (Fuck that!)

[Chorus]

How many times will I ask myself, why, how many times?

How many times will I ask myself, why, how many times will I cry?

How many times will I ask myself, why, how many times?

How many times will I ask myself, why, how many times will I cry?

[Verse 1: Violent J]

How many times will you honk your horn and say "fuck you"?

Now what the fuck does that do?

Ya feel better now? I didn't let ya pass

How 'bout I stop my car and beat your fuckin' ass?

How many times will my neighbor beat his wife?

Somewhere in that house there's a butcher knife

Fuckin' drunk, swingin' his fist about

Why don't she wait 'til he sleeps then take him out?

How many times will I sit in a hot car?

Traffic jam, been sittin' for a fuckin' hour

Must be an accident, I hope nobody died

Finally get there, and the crash is on the other side

The gawkers roll by and creep slow

Hopin' they can see a mangled body show

Some park and stand there and watch it all

With their kids, they point, and fuckin' stare, and just look

I remember one time I was pulled over

Handcuffed, the cop was like, "show's over"

People watching, hoping that he shoots me

I just wanted to choke their fuckin' heads

[Chorus]

How many times will I ask myself, why, how many times?

(How many times? How many times? How many times?)

How many times will I ask myself, why, how many times will I cry?

(How many times? How many times?)

How many times will I ask myself, why, how many times?

(How many times? How many times? How many times?)

How many times will I ask myself, why, how many times will I cry?

(How many times? How many times?)

[Verse 2: Violent J]

How many times will I wait in a line?

It's three thirty, I fuckin' got here at nine

I'm finally up to the front, can't wait another minute

Why am I here? To pay a fuckin' parking ticket

The lady at the counter acts like a fuckin' bitch

No smiles, no help, you're just a piece of shit

I'm gettin' pissed, calm down, fuck it, forget it

Back to my car, and there it is, another ticket

How many times will a crackhead smoke crack

And ask me for some money 'cause he wants crack?

Give him money, again, he's comin' back

Walk away, and here's another, "Gimme crack"

How many time will a kid give a dirty look?

A little punk-ass bitch tryin' to be a crook

I wrote the book, I was out robbin' liquor stores

When you were just a nut stain in your mama's drawers

[Chorus]

How many times will I ask myself, why, how many times?

(How many times? How many times? How many times?)

How many times will I ask myself, why, how many times will I cry?

(How many times? How many times?)

How many times will I ask myself, why, how many times?

(How many times? How many times? How many times?)

How many times will I ask myself, why, how many times will I cry?

(How many times? How many times?)

[Verse 3: Violent J]

How many times will you steal my car stereo?

It don't even work, ya feel like a bitch, don't ya?

I vacuum all the fuckin' glass off from my seat

I sit down, I got a piece stuck in my butt cheek

How many times did I walk in, and just sit

And have to listen, and learn all this bullshit?

Learnin' history and science, fuckin' wait

Knowin' that, will that put food on my plate?

Yeah, can I walk into McDonald's, and to the counter

And tell 'em you can make limestone from gunpowder

Will they give me a cheeseburger if I know that shit?

Fuck no, fuck you, and shut your fuckin' lips

How many times will a judge decide my fate?

Who is he? A bitch, nothing great

He takes shits, and fucks his old floppy wife

Plays with his balls and judges my life!

[Chorus]

How many times will I ask myself (And who the fuck is he?)

Why, how many times? (He judges my life!)

(How many times? How many times?)

How many times will I ask myself (And who the fuck is he?)

Why, how many times will I cry? (He judges my life!)

(How many times? How many times?)

How many times will I ask myself (Who the fuck is he?)

Why, how many times? (He judges my life!)

(How many times? How many times?)

How many times will I ask myself

Why, how many times will I cry? (He judges my life!)

(How many times? How many times?)

How many times will I ask myself

Why, how many times? (He judges my life!)

(How many times? How many times? How many times?)

How many times will I ask myself

Why, how many times will I cry? (He judges my life!)

(How many times? How many times?)

How many times will I ask myself

Why, how many times? (He judges my life!)

(How many times? How many times? How many times?)

How many times will I ask myself

Why, how many times will I cry? (He judges my life!)

(How many times? How many times?)

[Outro]

Juggla, Juggla, fuck with the Juggla

Juggla, Juggla, fuck with the Juggla

Juggla, Juggla, fuck with the Juggla

Juggla, Juggla, fuck with the Juggla

[Skit]

"Dog, I peels caps, all day long, motherfucker."

"Really?"

"They call me the big wheeler cap peeler, you know what I'm sayin'?"

"Whoa."

"I run this whole motherfucker, the whole block, dog."

"Cool!"

"They call me the king, the big king, king killa big wheeler cap peeler, yeah."

"Whoa, that's cool, man!"

"That's what they call me around this motherfucker. I run this bitch. I got this bitch locked down. I'm a big gangbanger, man."

"A gangbanger?"

"I'm a gangbanger motherfucker."

"Out here?"

"See, they ain't think that we was gangbangin' out in this neighborhood, but they don't know about me and my clique, dog."

"Whoa!"

"And if you all wanna be down?"

"Yeah!"

"Shit, we can sit down and talk, you know what I'm sayin'?"

"When? When?"

"Georgy! Get your ass in here right now and finish your homework!"

"Uh, uh, uh, here I come!"

"Now!"

"Alright, dog, I gotta go, man."

"Okay."

"[?]"

"But look, meet me here tomorrow after school."

"Georgy!"

"Oh, wait, I got yearbook. Alright, meet me here around 5:30 tomorrow, dog."

"Dude, for sure."

"Come get your ass in here!"

"Dude, you better go. You're gonna get in trouble."

"Alright, guys, peace."

"I hope he doesn't get grounded, dude."

"Yeah, me too, 'cause then we couldn't be gangbangers."

[Intro: Violent J & Brother J]

Bragga shag, shubba wugga bah

Voodoo, runnin' from my magic

[Chorus: ICP, Shaggy 2 Dope, Violent J]

Branga shag, shugga wugga bah

Southwest voodoo's in the haugh

Wicked voodoo, joker killer

Magic, dark magic, yo

[Verse 1: Violent J & Shaggy 2 Dope, Legz Diamond]

Met this kid named Louie Lou

He thought he could fuck with this voodoo

So I turned his head into a lima bean

And then flicked it off his shoulders

From Mookan House to Shangri-La

Egyptian Pharaoh, coompata

Follow me, and join us as we pray

To the seventeen moons of Coonga Delray

Walked in the lunchroom chantin' spells

With bamboo bitches and voodoo bells

Got my own food, who wants some?

I got possum nipples and raccoon tongue

A non-believer once started to laugh

So I launched a fireball up his punk-ass

Then everybody heard him squeal

"This voodoo shit's for real!" It just takes

[Pre-Chorus: ICP & Violent J]

A head from a newt, a wing from a bat

A tongue from a snake, a tail from a rat

A neck from a chicken, an eye from a crow

And a little itty bitty little drip of Faygo

[Chorus: ICP, Shaggy 2 Dope, Violent J]

Branga shag, shugga wugga bah

Southwest voodoo's in the haugh

Wicked voodoo, joker killer

Magic, dark magic, yo

Branga shag, shugga wugga bah

Southwest voodoo's in the haugh

Wicked voodoo, joker killer

Magic, dark magic, yo

[Verse 2: Violent J, Shaggy 2 Dope, ICP]

Crept down Vernor on a windy night

You see voodoo scribblings in the moonlight

Painted all on the city street

It's the ancient craft of gang bangin'

Hey! J! What's in the pack?

A shrunken head, and shriveled scrotum sack

Why? Ya think voodoo's fake?

Come to the graveyard, I'll make the dead wake

"Raise, raise, shooga-boom ba

Sleep no longer, raise, quick

Raise, raise, shooga-boom ba"

"Leave us alone, you fuckin' punk bitch!"

Well, fuck it, I ain't that good yet

But one day you can bet I'm a freak

We'll make the whole world dance with the dead

And just like my homie said, it only takes

[Pre-Chorus: ICP & Violent J]

A head from a newt, a wing from a bat

A tongue from a snake, a tail from a rat

A neck from a chicken, an eye from a crow

And a little itty bitty little drip of Faygo

[Chorus: ICP, Shaggy 2 Dope, Violent J]

Branga shag, shugga wugga bah

Southwest voodoo's in the haugh

Wicked voodoo, joker killer

Magic, dark magic, yo

Branga shag, shugga wugga bah

Southwest voodoo's in the haugh

Wicked voodoo, joker killer

Magic, dark magic, yo

[Bridge: Brother J & Shaggy 2 Dope]

Voodoo running from my magic

Voodoo running from my magic

Voodoo running from my magic

I'll make a voodoo doll out of ya and flick your nuts

[Pre-Chorus: ICP & Violent J]

A head from a newt, a wing from a bat

A tongue from a snake, a tail from a rat

A neck from a chicken, an eye from a crow

And a little itty bitty little droop

A head from a newt, a wing from a bat

A tongue from a snake, a tail from a rat

A neck from a chicken, an eye from a crow

And a little itty bitty little drip of Faygo

[Chorus: ICP, Shaggy 2 Dope, Violent J]

Branga shag, shugga wugga bah

Southwest voodoo's in the haugh

Wicked voodoo, joker killer

Magic, dark magic, yo

Branga shag, shugga wugga bah

Southwest voodoo's in the haugh

Wicked voodoo, joker killer

Magic, dark magic, yo

[Skit: Legz Diamond]

"And now, the Flying Fritz Brothers"

(Ooh)

(Ah)

(Oh)

*Scream*

[Verse 1: Violent J, Shaggy 2 Dope]

Ticket, please? Thanks, walk through the doors

Into the Halls of Illusions, visit yours

And see what could've and should've and woulda been real

But you had to fuck up the whole deal

Let's take a walk down the hallway

It's a long way, it takes all day

And when we get to the end, you'll find a chair

With straps and chains, we slap you in there

Lock you down tight, so ya can't move a thread

And pull your eyelids up over your head

Cause you're about to witness an illusionary dream

It's just too bad, it ain't what it seems!

You walk in and see two kids on the floor

They're playin Nintendo and he's got the high score

And sittin behind them, chillin in the chair

Is ya wife, when ya look, oh, you ain't there!

It's some other man and they're hand in hand

How she looks so happy, ya don't understand

See this is an Illusion, it never came true...

All because of you!

Back to reality and what you're about

Your wife can't smile cause you knocked her teeth out

And she can't see straight from gettin hit

Cause you're a fat fuckin' drunk piece of shit!

But it's all good here, come have a beer

I'll break the top off it and shove it in ya ear

And your death comes wicked, painful, and slow

At the hands of Milenko

[Chorus: Violent J, Shaggy 2 Dope]

Great Milenko, wave your wand

Don't look now, your life is gone

This is all because of you

What you got yourself into

Great Milenko, wave your wand

Don't look now, your life is gone

This is all because of you

What you got yourself into

[Verse 2: Violent J, Shaggy 2 Dope]

Look who's next, it's Mr. Clark

The dirty old man from the trailer park

You got your ticket? Thanks, take ya coat off!

And later on, why not? I'll rip ya throat off!

Let's take a walk down the hallway

It's a long way, it takes all day!

And when ya get to the end, you'll find a chair

You see all the blood? Yeah, your boy was just here!

We get all different kinda people comin through

Richies, chickens, and bitches just like you

In the halls, everybody gets a turn

To sit and witness your illusion before ya burn

What do we have here? Oh yeah, no way

It looks like your kids and they okay

Your daughter's chillin up at college, top grade

And your son's a fuckin doctor, phat paid

They got families, and kids, and it's all good

They even coach Little League in their neighborhood

Is this true, have ya really seen the Holy Ghost?

Nah, bitch not even close!

Back to reality, your son's on crack

And your daughter's got nut stains on her back

And they both fuckin smell like shit

And live in the gutter, and sell crack to each other!

When they were kids you'd beat 'em and leave 'em home

And even whip 'em with the cord on the telephone

And that reminds me man, ey you got a call...

"Watch your step to hell, it's a long fall!"

[Chorus: Violent J, Shaggy 2 Dope]

Great Milenko, wave your wand

Don't look now, your life is gone

This is all because of you

What you got yourself into

Great Milenko, wave your wand

Don't look now, your life is gone

This is all because of you

What you got yourself into

[Verse 3: Violent J]

Ahh, it's time to pack up and move to the next town

But we forgot Mr. Bigot, okay dig it

We can't show ya an illusion cause we're all packed

But we'll still cut your neck out, how's that?

[Chorus: Violent J, Shaggy 2 Dope]

Great Milenko, wave your wand

Don't look now, your life is gone

This is all because of you

What you got yourself into

Great Milenko, wave your wand

Don't look now, your life is gone

This is all because of you

What you got yourself into

Great Milenko, wave your wand

Don't look now, your life is gone

This is all because of you

What you got yourself into

Great Milenko, wave your wand

Don't look now, your life is gone

This is all because of you

What you got yourself into

[Sampled]

"Give God the first portion of your income. Say that with me:

Give God the first portion of your income. Give it first! Not after deducts, not after the social security, and the hospitalization, and the malnutrition. Not after all these things on your checklist, 'Oh, I'm gonna give God a little what's left.' You do, and that's what you gonna get from God."

[Verse 1: Violent J]

Who am I? I'm not the Devil

I can take you to my level

Above the rocks, above the earth

Tell me what your soul is worth

How much money do you make?

How much will you let me take?

I will give you tranquility

Just send your welfare checks to me

Life is going to expire

And your soul will burn in fire

You will perish in the thunder

Unless you call my hotline number

God has asked you to make me rich

Me and my fat-whack gaudy bitch

On your T.V.'s late at night

Send those checks and I'll guide you to the light

[Skit: Legz Diamond & Shaggy 2 Dope]

"Don't put away your wallets just yet, brothers and sisters. There's

Somebody here I'd like all of you to meet. This is little Jonathan. Jonathan, say hello to the lovely people."

"Hello."

"Jonathan has problems: twisted neck, tangled legs, crooked spine, but we can heal this boy! For just, uh, six thousand dollars, we can heal this boy!"

[Verse 2: Violent J]

Buddha called me and then stopped by

And he told me you're gonna die

Unless you buy my holy water

Check, cash, or a money order

This is true, don't question me

I'll even send you shit for free

It's only ten bucks for the call

And I'll send a prayer, no charge at all

Put your lips up to the screen

Close your eyelids and intervene

Your lips to mine, now send the cash

And while you're there, you can kiss my ass

Take your paycheck and send me half

And I'll send you God's autograph

I'll get Allah's and Buddha's too

Even Zeus, I don't give a fuck who

Just send me that money

[Skit: Legz Diamond & Shaggy 2 Dope]

"Would you like to be healed, little Jonathan?"

"Yeah, Reverend"

"You see, brothers and sisters, this-" *beep-beep beep-beep*

"Uh, excuse me. I told you never to page me on a sermon day. Yes? Uh-huh. Hallelujah. Outty. People, that was the Lord, today only

He will heal this boy, for just five thousand dollars!"

[Bridge]

Pass the collection plate (Show-show me how you give)

Pass the collection plate (G-give-give right to live right)

Pass the collection plate (Show-show-show me how you give)

Pass the collection plate (Show me how you give, I'll tell you how you live)

[Verse 3: Violent J]

Your total's twenty-two eleven

For your set of keys to Heaven

Make the checks out in my name

Me or God, it's all the same

Bring your crippled ass to me

Pay my usher the holy fee

I'll bless your legs and bless your chair

Then wheel your bitch-ass outta here

Now a special ceremony

This part don't cost any money

Drip a drop of blessed water

Now I fertilize your daughter

Even though I fucked a hooker

Took your baby girl and shook her

You still buy everything I sell

And I'm living well

See you in Hell

[Skit: Legz Diamond & Shaggy 2 Dope]

"Four-thousand eight-hundred, nine-hundred, five thousand! Hallelujah! You did it, brothers and sisters! Are you ready, Jonathan?"

"Yes, Reverend"

"Lord Almighty, we've met your price, give me the healing power, I can feel it, Lord!"

"I'm so happy"

"Roomy loomy Lamanamanumi! This boy is healed."

"Eh?"

"Now to the naked eye, it would appear that this boy has not been healed, but I can assure you, this boy's spirit has been healed. Inside this tangled, mangled frame is a healed little boy. His spirit is healed, Hallelujah!"

[Skit]

"Country cookin', can I take your order?"

[?]

"You want the redeye gravy with that?"

[?]

"With chitlins or black-eyed peas?"

[?]

"Let me cypher up your bill here."

[?]

"That comes to fourteen ninety-five."

[?]

"Okay, be ready quicker than two jiggles of a jackrabbit's ass."

[Intro: Shaggy 2 Dope]

This one goes out to the ninjas

Thats been down since Carnival of Carnage

Nah, fuck that, since Dog Beats

Nah, fuck that, since Bass-Ment Cuts, motherfucker

[Verse 1: Violent J]

How long will the juggalos be down with me?

How long till they forget me, check it out

What if I grew another fucking head

And his name was Violent Ed

And he'd head butt me every time I cussed

I would need two microphones when I bust

Would you show me love even with another head

Or would you be like, "Fuck you and Ed"

Or what if I sold out like a bitch

And took the make-up off and went soft, eww

Called myself Detroit Southwest Lover

And put my ugly-ass face on the album cover

Went R & B top ten hit

And we had Jodeci singing all over our shit (aaahhhh!!!!)

Fuck that, though, yo, I'm a juggalo

So don't forget me like you did with Menundo

[Chorus: Shaggy 2 Dope]

What about when the world's like fuck us kill us

What will you be? (Down!)

What about when I'm 103?

What will you be? (Down! Down!)

What about when the world's like fuck us kill us

What will you be? (Down!)

What about when the carnival comes to your town?

(I'ma be down with the clown!)

[Verse 2: Violent J]

How long will you be down with a ghetto puppet

I say I'm sick in the nugget and you love it

I ate a dead body, I ain't proud of it

I told you all about it, and you all applauded (HEY!!)

I got problems, I'm haunted by a carnival

I could run and tell a doctor, but what for (Why?)

I just put it on tape with a fat beat

And make a quick buck, I'm like fuck (Whoop whoop!)

I could've came out sportin' some Hammer pants

Kick-steppin with Shaggs, and tryin to dance

Making mom happy, keeping it soft

I'd rather grab my dick and tell your mom to fuck off!

I know then you'd probably start to trip

And swing at me, but hit Violent Ed in the lip

Look I don't even know what I'm trying to say

Just don't forget me like you did with Rob Base

[Chorus: Shaggy 2 Dope]

What about when the world's like fuck us kill us

What will you be? (Down!)

What about when I'm 103?

What will you be? (Down! Down!)

What about when the world's like fuck us kill us

What will you be? (Down!)

What about when the carnival comes to your town?

(I'ma be down with the clown!)

[Outro]

I'ma be down, I'ma be down

Down with the clown till I'm dead in the ground

I'ma be down, I'ma be down

Down with the clown till I'm dead in the ground (Yeah)

I'ma be down, I'ma be down

Down with the clown till I'm dead in the ground (Yeah)

I'ma be down, I'ma be down

Down with the clown till I'm dead in the ground (Heh heh heh heh. Give it to me!)

I'ma be down, I'ma be down (Clown love!)

Down with the clown till I'm dead in the ground (Clown love)

I'ma be down, I'ma be down (Yeah)

Down with the clown till I'm dead in the ground (Heh heh heh heh. Give it to me!)

I'ma be down, I'ma be down (Clown love!)

Down with the clown till I'm dead in the ground (Clown love!)

I'ma be down, I'ma be down (Juggalos!)

Down with the clown till I'm dead in the ground (Give it to me!)

I'ma be down, I'ma be down (Yeah)

Down with the clown till I'm dead in the ground (Southwest, Southwest)

I'ma be down, I'ma be down (Southwest Juggalos)

Down with the clown till I'm dead in the ground (Give it to me!)

I'ma be down, I'ma be down (Yeah)

Down with the clown till I'm dead in the ground (Southwest)

I'ma be down, I'ma be down (Where ya at? Where ya at? Where ya at?) (Clown love! Clown love!)

Down with the clown till I'm dead in the ground (Woo)

[Skit]

"Hello? Somebody page me?"

"Hi. It's me. You said I could page you"

"No, no. You misunderstood me. I said fuck you. Nobody cares if you're dead or alive, so go fuck yourself!"

*phonecall ends*

"Okay. Call me later. Bye"

[Intro]

"Does this excite you? Think about it! Does it not stagger the imagination? No builder on earth can conceive any structure to compare to the mansions above. Won't that be something? When you go to live in your own mansion? There'll be no concern about paying for it. It's already taken care of. There'll be no worry about being moved out of it. It will be yours forever."

[Verse 1: Shaggy 2 Dope]

I got shot, aargh, the murder was heinous

The bullet went in my eyeball and out my anus

And I was hit, that was it, on the spot

Flash, I woke up in a parking lot

And I'm sittin' in a '64 on Ds

With Shaggy Dope written on the car keys

I look around I can't believe that it's possible

I'm dead and I made it to The Carnival

I walk in, it's everything I dreamed of

Everybody and they mama got Clown Luv

Japanese, Lebanese, and Chinese

Portuguese, and Southwest ghetto Gs (Whoop Whoop)

Hangin' out with redneck truck drivers

Instead of always givin' each other piledrivers

I see my old homey, he died in a drag

Chillin' with two bitches, "What up, Shaggs?"

And he passed me a blunt like a tree trunk

I tried to hit it, but couldn't even fuck with it

And to think, I always been afraid to die

But I ain't never goin' back to wonder why

[Chorus: Legz Diamond]

We all gonna die, but I'm not gonna fry

Even though most never try

I'm not gonna let this pass me by, no

We all gonna die, but I'm not gonna fry

Even though most never try

I'm not gonna let this pass me by, no

[Verse 2: Violent J]

I was born, first they threw me in a shit pile

I dealt with it and lived there for a while

I got dissed on, pissed on, and beat down

Mutilated, and tossed out a dead clown

Next thing ya know, I'm chillin' at the big top

Free money, and mad bitches nonstop

No water, it's Faygo on tap

I wash my hair, and my face, and my butt crack with it

'Cause I can, 'cause I'm phat paid

I got a five story funhouse with a maid

And she walks 'round with her titties hangin' out

And when I cough she come and dust my balls off (WhoopWhoop)

I'm headed up to the show, I'm gonna see

Jimi Hendrix, Selena, and Eazy-E

Elvis tried to open up but got dissed off

We got pissed off, because he sounded like butt

There's no fights, it's a perfect match

Hillbillies in the crowd tryin' to Cabbage Patch

And to think, I've always been afraid to die

But I ain't never goin back to wonder why

[Chorus: Legz Diamond]

We all gonna die, but I'm not gonna fry

Even though most never try

I'm not gonna let this pass me by, no

We all gonna die, but I'm not gonna fry

Even though most never try

I'm not gonna let this pass me by, no

"Does this excite you? Think about it! Does it not stagger the imagination? No builder on earth can conceive any structure

To compare to the mansions above."

[Verse 3: Violent J & Shaggy 2 Dope]

Did ya ever burn your finger on somethin, hey

Well picture this, your nuts burnin' that way

And a roman candle stickin' in your butthole

That's where the greedy snake motherfuckers go

This is our Hell now, we livin' in it

But this bullshit'll be over in a minute

Then it's off to the Faygos and neden holes

New clothes, and patent leather for your toes (Whoop Whoop)

And while you sit around cryin' for your dead friend

He's chillin' up there paid, getting mad ends

He's probably there tryin' to figure out why you're sad

He's on the beach gettin' fat, you got it bad (Aww)

And for those who ain't down for the next man

Who rob from the poor, and snatch all ya can

And any chicken talkin' shit, lemme tell ya something

Hold a lighter to your balls and you'll see what's comin'

[Chorus: Legz Diamond]

We all gonna die, but I'm not gonna fry

Even though most never try

I'm not gonna let this pass me by, no

We all gonna die, but I'm not gonna fry

Even though most never try

I'm not gonna let this pass me by, no

"Won't that be something when you go to live in your own mansion? There'll be no concern about paying for it

It's already taken care of. There'll be no worry about being moved out of it. It will be yours forever."

[Chorus: Legz Diamond & Violent J]

We all gonna die (Gonna die)

But I'm not gonna fry

Even though most never try

I'm not gonna let this pass me by, no

We all gonna die (Gonna die)

But I'm not gonna fry

Even though most never try

I'm not gonna let this pass me by, no

(I'm not gonna let this pass me by)

We all gonna die

(I'm not gonna let this pass me by)

But I'm not gonna fry

(I'm not gonna let this pass me by)

Even though most never try

(Even though most never try)

I'm not gonna let this pass me by, no

(I'm not gonna let this pass me by)

We all gonna die (Die)

(I'm not gonna let this pass me by)

But I'm not gonna fry (Not gonna fry)

(I'm not gonna let this pass me by)

Even though most never try

(Even though most never try)

I'm not gonna let this pass me by, no

(I'm not gon-)

[Outro]

(I'm not gonna let this pass me by)

We all gonna die (Gonna die)

(I'm not gonna let this pass me by)

But I'm not gonna fry (Fry)

(I'm not gonna let this pass me by)

Even though most never try

(Even though most never try)

I'm not gonna let this pass me by, no

(I'm not gonna let this pass me by)

We all gonna die

(I'm not gonna let this pass me by)

But I'm not gonna fry

(I'm not gonna let this pass me by)

Even though most never try

(Even though most never try)

I'm not gonna let this pass me by, no

(I'm not gonna let this pass me by)

We all gonna die

(I'm not gonna let this pass me by)

But I'm not gonna fry

(I'm not gonna let this pass me by)

Even though most never try

(Even though most never try)

I'm not gonna let this pass me by, no

(I'm not gonna let this pass me by)

We all gonna die (Gonna die)

(I'm not gonna let this pass me by)

But I'm not gonna fry (Gonna fry)

(I'm not gonna let this pass me by)

Even though most never try

(Even though most never try)

I'm not gonna let this pass me by, no

(I'm not gonna let this pass me by)

We all gonna die (Gonna die)

(I'm not gonna let this pass me by)

But I'm not gonna fry (But I'll fly away)

(I'm not gonna let this pass me by)

Even though most never try

(Even though most never try)

I'm not gonna let this pass me by, no

(I'm not gonna let this pass me by)

We all gonna die (Let's go)

(I'm not gonna let this pass me by)

But I'm not gonna fry (Let's go)

(I'm not gonna let this pass me by)

Even though most never try

(Even though most never try)

I'm not gonna let this pass me by, no

(I'm not gonna let this pass me by)

We all gonna die (It's all about you)

(I'm not gonna let this pass me by)

But I'm not gonna fry (What you wanna do)

(I'm not gonna let this pass me by)

Even though most never try

(Even though most never try)

I'm not gonna let this pass me by, no

(I'm not gonna let this pass me by)

We all gonna die

(I'm not gonna let this pass me by)

But I'm not gonna fry