The Marvelous Missing Link (Found)

[Verse 1: Shaggy 2 Dope]

Take a look around

Your link is found

You're finally found

Look around, Just look around

The world is full of wonder

And now it’s all mine

I escaped the darkness

Now look at me shine!

[Intro]

I- I prayed…

I don’t know what I really prayed

I- I didn’t know a lot about any of that, I was more focusing on

The… personal connection with me...

It was just so beautiful and it was, uh…

It was really emotional; my tears were like a, of, a joy of peace

It just felt like this big, huge load that had been lifted off of my shoulders like a wave

And I was real happy, I was crying but I was crying because I was so happy

[Verse 1: Shaggy 2 Dope]

I believe there’s magic in pyramids

Stonehenge, crop circles and black-eyed kids

Ghosts? I’ve seen about 10 myself

You could attribute it all to my mental health

But I don’t want to fear death and I don’t want to fear hell

I want to sleep at night, knowin' my soul is well

I’m not an Atheist, I believe in the magic

This career, I believe God let me have it

I found my missing link and I’m shinin'

Others still tryin', the hill they climbin'

I know my soul is content and free

How can I have worry when I hold the key?

How could I not see the planets glow?

Wildlife grows and rivers flow?

Whatever was missin' before, it ain’t missin' now

And it hit me like POW!

[Chorus: Young Wicked]

All of my life

I’ve been searching for the light

I’m out of the night, I’m out of the dark

I’m into the light, far from where we are

I’m finally found (I came out of the dark, now I'm into the light, I'll be alright)

Found (I came out of the dark, now I'm into the light, I'll be just fine)

I’m finally found (I came out of the dark, now I'm into the light, I'll be alright)

Found (I came out of the dark, now I'm into the light, I'll be just fine)

[Verse 2: Violent J]

I slipped right up out of that quicksand

Knocked out a dragon with my quick hand

I found my link and I damn sure locked it in

It ain’t ever gettin' dropped again

So lift that darkness off my eyes

So much color burst through the skies

86 shades and a purple sunrise

I’m safe, kid, I tell no lies

Night ain’t scary when you don’t fear death

And you can’t suffocate when you don’t need breath

I’m chillin' so hard that fire can’t fade me

'Cause I’m good with the one who made me

I never wanna not be good with God

And let the devil come and pull your card

Everything that was missin', it ain’t missin' now

And it hit me like POW!

[Chorus: Young Wicked]

All of my life

I’ve been searching for the light

I’m out of the night, I’m out of the dark

I’m into the light, far from where we are

I’m finally found (I came out of the dark, now I'm into the light, I'll be alright)

Found (I came out of the dark, now I'm into the light, I'll be just fine)

I’m finally found (I came out of the dark, now I'm into the light, I'll be alright)

Found (I came out of the dark, now I'm into the light, I'll be just fine)

[Outro]

And I can tell you one thing

There was a peace that came over me like I had never known

I'd search for that peace, I'd search for it in the bottles, alcohol

I'd search for it in needles, I'd search for it in drugs

I'd search for with women, I'd search for it with all types of places

But there was no peace in my life

But once I accepted my savior, I was no longer afraid

[Intro: Violent J]

So you fell and busted your ass face first!

The longer you're down there, the longer shit is passing you by!

Get the fuck up!

Get with it!

Dust your fuckin' ass off and get with the program!

[Verse 1: Shaggy 2 Dope, Young Wicked, Sugar Slam]

Catastrophes are like potholes in our lives (Potholes in our lives)

We try to dodge them and keep our shit tied (Keep our shit tied)

But everybody gets caught in the rain (Caught in the rain)

We curse the heavens but he ain't to blame (He ain't to blame)

Coincidence haunts us time and chance (Time and fuckin' chance!)

Tragedies don't let us know in advance (Know in advance)

No matter what ill shit falls in our way (Falls in our way)

I can promise, there'll be a day we'll all be okay! (We'll all be okay!)

[Pre-Chorus: Violent J]

We'll all be okay (Come on!)

We'll all be okay (Come on!)

We'll all be okay (Come on!)

We'll all be okay (Turn up!)

[Chorus: Young Wicked & Sugar Slam & Violent J]

In the sun (Get up!), or in the rain (Get up, whoo!)

One day (One day!), we'll be okay (We'll be okay!)

In the sun (Get up!), or in the rain (Get up, rain!)

One day (One day!), we'll be okay (We'll be okay!)

Hey hey, we'll be okay, hey!

[Verse 2: Violent J, Young Wicked, Sugar Slam & Shaggy 2 Dope]

We're on the clock, but time heals all wounds (Heals all wounds)

Shit will get brighter we can all assume (All assume)

Storms will come, windy, ruthless and dark (Fuckin' dark!)

The sun will return to light up your heart (To light up your heart)

People ask "Why'd this happen to me?" (Happen to me)

Because you're strong, you'll laugh again slappin' your knee

No matter what ill shit falls in our way (Falls in our way)

I can promise, there'll be a day we'll all be okay (We'll all be okay)

[Pre-Chorus: Violent J & Shaggy 2 Dope]

We'll all be okay (Turn up!)

We'll all be okay (Turn up!)

We'll all be okay (Turn up!)

We'll all be okay (Turn the fuck up!)

[Chorus: Young Wicked & Sugar Slam & Violent J]

In the sun (Get up!), or in the rain (Get up!)

One day (One day!), we'll be okay (We'll be okay, whoo!)

In the sun (Get up!), or in the rain (Get up!)

One day (One day, bitch!), we'll be okay (We'll be okay!)

Hey hey, we'll be okay, hey! (We'll be okay, motherfucker!)

[Verse 3: Shaggy 2 Dope, Violent J, & both]

A car accident, a house burned down

Peep the news, a quick look around

Everybody takes turns gettin' the bone

When tragedy slaps you, you ain't alone

We all go through it, some more than others

Some don't survive we miss our brothers and sisters

In the wind, she whispers

Mrs. Mother Nature seem like she hates you

This life ain't easy, who said it was?

Shit hits the fuckin' fan, just because

The flu don't get you, and then it does

Shit suddenly pinch you, hits the fuzz

Keep livin' your life, there ain't shit to it

'Cause sooner or later, we all get through it

Open the shade, sunshine flies in

Better days on the horizon

[Pre-Chorus: Violent J]

We'll all be okay (Come on!)

We'll all be okay (Come on!)

We'll all be okay (Get up!)

We'll all be okay (Get the fuck up!)

[Chorus: Young Wicked & Sugar Slam & Violent J]

In the sun (Get up!), or in the rain (Get up, fuckin' rain!)

One day (One day!), we'll be okay (We'll be okay, [?]!)

In the sun (Get up, whoo !), or in the rain (Get up, whoo!)

One day (One day!), we'll be okay (We'll be okay!)

Hey hey, we'll be okay, hey!

[Intro]

For ages, the local legend of a man known only as "Mr. White Suit" has loomed throughout Detroit's most poverty-stricken neighborhoods

Who is this wonderful man?

Have you any faith in this mythical magician?

Listen, and decide

[Verse 1: Violent J]

Damn, feels good outside

Mr. White Suit takes a drive

Nowhere to be, just riding local

Smell the food from Xochimilco

Big white Caddy, white wall wheels

He pass the hungry, they get meals

He pass the sick, they feel better

He pass the poor, they get cheddar

Mr. White Suit cures your cancer

He has the antidote, knows the answer

Missing kids, been gone for years

He takes 'em home and the parents cheer

He got a hundred spokes; corners, he bends 'em

With his face on a fat hood emblem

He hits the car wash, closed for business

And leaves it thriving, alive; what is this?

[Pre-Chorus: Young Wicked]

If you need something, if your life ain't right

Keep your eyes open for the man in white

If you're lost and alone, looking for the truth

You can find the way home, follow the white suit

[Chorus: Young Wicked]

Mr. White Suit shines, never spills his wine

He keeps his whole shit clean, it's Mr. White Suit

You can catch the beams, you can catch the rays

It's brighter every day, it's Mr. White Suit

[Verse 2: Shaggy 2 Dope]

Mr. White Suit parks his Caddy

Kids run up and call him "daddy"

He takes a quick walk across the street

'Cause there's somebody he'd like to meet

Terry Ross can't see a thing

Until he kiss Mr. White Suit's ring

Now he sees the whole world outside

When Mr. White Suit walk, he glide

People cheer, he leads a parade

Of down and out folk, gettin' paid

His rims, they gleam so bright and shiny

The nuggets in his watch are blinding

His shoes are white, even the bottoms

He's so damn tall, easy to spot him

White flamingos fly above him

All the people 'round here, we love him

[Refrain: Sugar Slam]

He's so clean and he's not a dream

He's the realest I've ever seen

His rings are so blingy that they beam

Be thankful he's on our team

Looking out for us

[Chorus: Young Wicked]

Mr. White Suit shines, never spills his wine

He keeps his whole shit clean, it's Mr. White Suit

You can catch the beams, you can catch the rays

It's brighter every day, it's Mr. White Suit

[Verse 3: Violent J]

Mr. White Suit touch the old

And leave 'em young and rich with gold

Miss Betsy is in a wheelchair

She rolled up to him, in need of real care

He placed his hands upon her hips

She did the moonwalk and then the splits

Through the neighborhood we go

With Mr. White Suit, riding slow

[Verse 4: Shaggy 2 Dope]

His teeth are diamond, his smile shines

And everything he says, it rhymes

His suit's so bright without a stain

His white kangol hat, quite the same

Gems and rubies line his cane

They say on him it never rain

He talks with the crazy and makes 'em sane

It's true; he'll take away your pain!

[Pre-Chorus: Young Wicked]

If you need something, if your life ain't right

Keep your eyes open for the man in white

If you're lost and alone, looking for the truth

You can find the way home, follow the white suit

[Chorus: Young Wicked]

Mr. White Suit shines, never spills his wine

He keeps his whole shit clean, it's Mr. White Suit

You can catch the beams, you can catch the rays

It's brighter every day, it's Mr. White Suit

[Refrain: Sugar Slam & Young Wicked]

He's so clean and he's not a dream

He's the realest I've ever seen (It's Mr. White Suit)

His rings are so blingy that they beam

Be thankful he's on our team

Looking out for us

[Chorus: Young Wicked]

Mr. White Suit shines, never spills his wine

He keeps his whole shit clean, it's Mr. White Suit

You can catch the beams, you can catch the rays

It's brighter every day, it's Mr. White Suit

[Outro: Young Wicked]

It's Mr. White Suit

It's Mr. White Suit

[Dialogue - Cindy]

Hey J, It's Cindy, I had a great time the other night! Listen, I wanted to see if you wanted to come over tonight, maybe we can get a pizza and listen to some records!

[Verse 1: Violent J]

I met a girl named Cindy, she was fine

She liked to get drunk on red wine

She had cinnamon-flavored lipstick

When she blew me, it burned my dipstick

But she was funny, and she was nice

I hit it the first day and fucked her twice

She took me home and locked the door

And played old shit from Al B. Sure!

Pineapple pizza and Faygo Redpop

She shut the shades and checked the deadlock

Somebody knocked on the door all night

But we laid low and killed the light

They kept knocking and finally split

She broke out with her own sex kit

Freaky toys, but I was straight

'Cause I can make my own dick vibrate

[Dialogue - Shaggy 2 Dope]

'Cindy'? What? Wait a fuckin' minute!

[Chorus: Young Wicked]

You should know (Bitch!), yo (Bitch!)

A ho is a ho

And then you go (Bitch!), burn (Bitch!)

And now you know

But baby, whoa, (Bitch!) this ain't the end of the show

I'm coming back (Yeah!) for more (Yeah!)

Cause I’m a Juggalo

[Dialogue - Cindy:]

Hey Shag, it's Cindy, I miss you! You need to call me, okay?

[Verse 2: Shaggy 2 Dope]

Look here J, I’m talking to you

I know a bitch named Cindy too

My bitch works at the party store

Right off the bat, she was a naughty whore

I hit it quickly just like you

We fucked so hard, my dick was blue

She also likes to get drunk on wine

Let's just hope that your bitch ain't mine

My bitch too has cinnamon lips

Plus, she's a little bit fat in the hips

Pineapple pizza, my bitch loves it

And Al B. Sure!? Fuck you, that does it!

I knocked on the door the other night

Somebody else had cut the light

I can’t believe it, I been deceived

I even paid for that bitch's weave!

[Dialogue - Violent J]

Wait a minute, man! I'm getting played too!

[Chorus: Young Wicked]

You should know (Bitch!), yo (Bitch!)

A hoe is a hoe

And then you go (Bitch!), burn (Bitch!)

And now you know

But baby, whoa, (Bitch!) this ain't the end of the show

I'm coming back (Yeah!) for more (Yeah!)

Cause I’m a Juggalo

[Dialogue - Cindy:]

Baby, what are you talking about? Like, I don't even know him! O.M.G.!

[Verse 3: Violent J & Shaggy 2 Dope, together]

How the fuck was I supposed to know?

I don't blame you, I blame the ho!

She got me too; I can't believe she cheats us

I don't even like pineapple pizzas

Fuck Al B Sure!; one hit wonder

Fuck that spell she had us under

She said she loved me and I believed that

Fuck that shit, I want my weave back!

And all them fuckin' sex toys for what?

I don't want none of that near my butt

She's at work, let's grab some gas

And burn her house down in a flash

Douse the sides and douse the porch

It's my pleasure to light the torch

We set it ablaze and drove off laughin'

Play some juggalos, see what happens!

[Dialogue - Cindy:]

I can't believe my fucking house is on fire! My Al B. Sure! records are in there!

[Chorus: Young Wicked]

You should know (Bitch!), yo (Bitch!)

A hoe is a hoe

And then you go (Bitch!), burn (Bitch!)

And now you know

But baby, whoa, (Bitch!) this ain't the end of the show

I'm coming back (Yeah!) for more (Yeah!)

Cause I’m a Juggalo

You should know (Bitch!), yo (Bitch!)

A hoe is a hoe

And then you go (Bitch!), burn (Bitch!)

And now you know

But baby, whoa, (Bitch!) this ain't the end of the show

I'm coming back (Yeah!) for more (Yeah!)

Cause I’m a Juggalo

[Dialogue - Cindy:]

I don't care about either of you guys anyway, 'cause Billy's my man, so fuckin' peace!

[Intro]

Ladies and gentlemen, bring your dollar bills

Ones, fives, tens and twenties, and more

Bring 'em this way to the Dark Carnival’s midway games

Win a giant stuffed animal

The prize is yours and they money is ours

At the fun and challenging midway games

[Verse 1: Violent J & Shaggy 2 Dope]

Hey there, fellow, win a prize for your girlfriend’s heart

(How?) Pop a balloon with a dart

It’s impossible to miss (I popped all three)

We got a big winner! Give him an NSYNC sticker

(Huh? What about them big stuffed animal toys?)

You gotta pop a thousand for one of them boys

Then he spent 'til he won and he saw it was made in Guatamalamala

It won't last him 'til tomorrow

Step over here, son, win a fat prize

Look how easy it is, wipe your eyes

All you gotta do is toss a ring on a bottle top

So you try it again, and you won’t stop

It look so fucking easy at first

That's why your mom keeps digging in her purse

She spent her last seventy five bucks, but you not hit

Because you tried so hard, you get a goldfish

[Chorus: Violent J & Young Wicked]

Big winners (Woo!) On the midway track

Shitty prizes (Boo!) Yes, but you’ll be back

Big winners (Woo!) On the midway track

Shitty prizes (Boo!) Yes, but you’ll be back

[Interlude: Shaggy 2 Dope]

Hit up one of our many on site ATMs

And come play a few of our stale and cheap

Low budget, high profitable midway games

[Verse 2: Violent J & Shaggy 2 Dope]

Excuse me sir, do you like to shoot hoop?

It's a simple concept, throw the ball through the loop

And look at these prizes, it's worth a try

And plus, you look like an athletic guy

(Fair enough, give me three shots) Good luck!

One brick, two brick, three brick (He sucks)

Meanwhile, the ball’s getting bigger then the hoop

And we’re getting paid 'cause people are stupid

Shoot three rubber duckies off the track

And you can win anything in the back

(Whoa! Check it out, dude, they got a Drake poster!)

(I know, and I want it! Let's go for it)

Little did they know, only two ducks fall back

The rest of 'em are welded to the tracks

Good shooting! You definitely came close, sir

One more and you would've had that sweet poster

[Chorus: Violent J & Young Wicked]

Big winners (Woo!) On the midway track

Shitty prizes (Boo!) Yes, but you’ll be back

Big winners (Woo!) On the midway track

Shitty prizes (Boo!) Yes, but you’ll be back

[Interlude: Shaggy 2 Dope]

While you are enjoying our midway games

Don’t worry about our pill popping junkie-ass meth head carnies

Cheating you out of your hard-earned money

[Verse 3: Violent J & Shaggy 2 Dope]

This game is the easiest, give it a try

You know you want to, don't just walk by

All you gotta do is knock three cups over

With a bean bag, easy as a three leaf clover

So you try it again and again, you keep playing

'Cause you'd have no idea what the cups are weighing

Ain't no fucking way a bean bag is gonna tip these down

Welcome to the carnival, clown

Hey Dad, win a prize for your son

This game has prizes for everyone

Come try the high bell, swing the big mallet

Come try the dunk tank, see if you can nail it

You can't leave with nothing, try it again

Where'd you win that prize? Run back and tell a friend

Balls, darts, bee bees, and water games

We got many, many ways to ensure that you’re all all lames

Ha ha! Ha ha ha!

[Chorus: Violent J & Young Wicked]

Big winners (Woo!) On the midway track

Shitty prizes (Boo!) Yes, but you’ll be back

Big winners (Woo!) On the midway track

Shitty prizes (Boo!) Yes, but you’ll be back

[Verse 1: Shaggy 2 Dope]

I was starving so I walked to the doughnut shop

Cause that would hit the spot

I ordered two french crullers and a crispy cream

Then I heard someone order the same as me

I turned around to look and we connected eyes

She was a cop, I tell no lies

At first I was terrified indeed

Cause in my bag was a pound of weed

But she just smiled, I smiled back

And then she asked me where I'm sitting at

And could she join me, and then it clicked

This bitch is on my dick

We ate together, talked and giggled

My dick was harder than a pickle

My heart was beating like crazy fast

Non-stop, I'm about to fuck this cop

[Hook:]

I fucked a cop, I fucked a cop (hey!)

Who can say that they fucked a cop (hey!)

All I gotta do is call 9-1-1 (hey!)

And I get some neden son (hey!)

I fucked a cop, I fucked a cop (hey!)

Who can say that they fucked a cop (hey!)

She don't arrest me or beat my head in

Nah kid I just tap the neden

[Verse 2: Shaggy 2 Dope]

That night she picked me up in the squad car

The whole time my meat was hard

Plus I didn't have to ride in the back

I sat up front next to the gun rack

She pulled cars over as my heart raced

And I put the spotlight in they face

One kid had meth in his car and got arrested

As we drove to jail I got molested

She jacked me off and I almost nutted

As the kid locked up in the back head-butted

The glass, I took her mace and sprayed the guy

And we both laughed as he started to cry

I was having stupid oodles of fun

When she took him in, I played with her gun

I'm telling you now I couldn't wait to hit it

The officer biscuit I was dying to split it

[Hook]

[Verse 3: Shaggy 2 Dope]

She came back out, we tongue kissed and jetted

And as she drove I fingered the neden

She had a bush like the one in my front yard

Plus my hand stunk, my dick was still hard

She said we have to raid a drug dealers home

I asked if I could help and she said "Come on!"

We rolled to the house with four more units

Look at that I'm starting to sound like the bitch

They broke the door down, we ran inside

I found the money and dope and now they're mine

Finally her long ass shift was over

She took me home and she had a Doberman

Pinscher dog who didn't like me at all

She put him away and then she called me

Into her bedroom and we finally fucked

That's why I'm the man though, the neden sucked

[Hook]

*Police talking on radio*

(hey!)

[Verse 1: Violent J]

Let me tell you somethin', brother, I’m a motherfucker

I’m a fuckin' beast, the opposite of a sucker

If you my homie and we out and you get into a fight

I’m jumpin' in that motherfucker, fuckin' kickin' and bitin'

Shit, I don't care if it's 21 on one

I got your back, son, with a punch like a gatling gun

Because I'm sweeter than a sugar lemon lollipop

Hangin' out with me, I get you higher than a molly pop

I got bitches of every nationality and color

That will do anything for me, I never tell 'em I love her

I catch a bullet in my fist, Dark Lotus on my wrist

I’m a killer in the mist, homie, you get the gist

I'll take that bully that fucks with you, and break his damn back

DDT him on the sidewalk, make the cement crack

I do a dance and make the sun come out and shine on us

I’m a gump, but my aura makes me some kind of adonis

'Cause I'm sweet

[Chorus]

I’m sweet

I’m sweet

I’m sweet (I’m sweet, sweet)

I’m sweet (Yeah)

I’m sweet (I’m sweet)

I'm sweet

I’m sweet (I’m sweet, sweet)

I’m sweet (So fucking sweet)

[Verse 2: Shaggy 2 Dope]

I take a five to the casino and leave a millionaire

I be at two places at once, at home and still be here

I can ride a tiger through the jungles of Peru

Squeeze a coal into a diamond and give it to you

I know important people all over the globe

Walk into the club a stud with slow motion strobe

Bitches scream when they see me, I look better than on TV

I do the chicken dance and they all follow to be me

I built a shelter for the homeless, a five-star resort

With swimmin' pools, hot tubs, basketballs and tennis courts

I'm sweeter than a cotton candy Faygo two liter

I broke down the door and stomped a fuckin' wife beater

And now she’s on my arm, completely out of harm

'Cause I’m smoother than a baby's butt and softer than Charm

I bought my mom and dad a yacht so they can travel the seas

Fucking money blows out my ass every time I sneeze

'Cause I’m sweet

[Chorus]

I’m sweet (Yeah)

I’m sweet

I’m sweet (I’m sweet, sweet)

I’m sweet (Woo)

I’m sweet (I’m sweet, sweet)

I’m sweet (so fucking sweet!)

I'm sweet (I'm sweet)

I'm sweet (so fucking sweet!)

[Verse 3: Violent J]

I got a shoulder you can lean on, solutions to your problems

I slayed a fuckin' dragon, plus I killed a hundred goblins

I rescued three babies from a burning inferno

It was a walk in the park, ain’t even write it in my journal

I can scale up the side of a wall like Spider-Man

Just place my palms on the brick and simply tighten my hand

And like a ninja, I know seventeen styles of kung fu

And all the kids they love me, 'cause I'm a lot of fun too

[Verse 4: Shaggy 2 Dope]

Testarossas all around for all of my boys

Smash 'em right into a tree; who cares? They're just toys

I throw a party every night, gangbangers come together

For a time, they forget what set they on for the better

I get people out of prison, the governor's my dude

Fresh out they cell and back home to mama’s food

I'm like that: sweeter than a birthday cake and ice cream

Yes, motherfucker, ain’t that a nice dream?

[Chorus]

I’m sweet (I'm sweet, sweet)

I’m sweet (Yeah)

I'm sweet (I'm sweet)

I'm sweet (So fucking sweet!)

I'm sweet (Oh yeah)

I'm sweet (Sweet)

I'm sweet (Woo hoo!)

I'm sweet (so fucking sweet!)

I'm sweet (I'm sweet, sweet)

I'm sweet (Yeah)

I'm sweet (I'm sweet)

I'm sweet (So fucking sweet!)

I'm sweet (Oh yeah)

I'm sweet (Sweet)

I'm sweet (Woo hoo)

I'm sweet (So fucking sweet!)

[Segue: Violent J]

Let's take our time

We've got time

Let's kill some time

It's almost time

We're wasting time

Running out of time

Where'd all our time go?

There's no more time

Where'd all our time go?

We're out of time