Bang! Pow! Boom!

[Intro]

In yo' face!

Something special

"Somethin' special for you and yo' face, bitch!"

"Go get 'em, boys."

In yo' face!

Something special

"Exclusive! For you!"

Something exclusive

[Verse 1: Violent J & Shaggy 2 Dope]

I pop out the box, swing on a spring

Big Violent J with the axe out, shing!

Trouble we bring, a juggalo thing

Wicked clown with the boom pow bang, in yo' face!

Smash through the glass as the fireworks blast

Shaggy the clown here to murda some ass

I be the strangala! known coast to coast

And I turn any thug into a ghost, in yo' face!

Some scream juggalo only when it's convenient

And no they don't mean it, we sick of bein' lenient

Step yo' ass back before the hatchet attacks

And you catch a few hacks from the axe, in yo' face!

I crawl like a tarantula on my toes and thumbs

Born to the carnies gypsies and bums

I spit my raps in tongues over voodoo drums

Bitch wicked shit this way comes, in yo' face!

[Chorus]

For you

Something special for you

We got you covered, homie

Something exclusive for you

In yo' face! For you

Something special for you

We got you covered, homie

Something exclusive for you, we got this

[Verse 2: Violent J & Shaggy 2 Dope]

I was fuckin' this slut up in her dirty ass

Threw the rubber out the window as we drove past

Funny thing I ain't see you standin' on the grass

And it fuckin' stuck to your mustache, in yo' face!

Bang to the pow, wang to the mouth

Boom go the wicked clowns Southwest style

From Pluto to your anus, we underground famous

For doom and 808 bass booms, in yo' face

I shook the hand of Satan wit' a cross in my palm

Burnt all the flesh all the way up his arm

I wasn't scared, I was giddy to do it

Then I lopped his head off and threw it, in yo' face!

Insane Clown Posse never gonna fade

Helped yo' ass get laid back in 8th grade

Many years passed and we still top grade

Blowin' up like a hand grenade, in yo' face!

[Chorus]

For you

Something special for you

We got you covered, homie

Something exclusive for you

In yo' face! For you

Something special for you

We got you covered, homie

Something exclusive for you, we got this

[Verse 3: Violent J & Shaggy 2 Dope]

Billy Bill, Jumpsteady, and Nate the Mack

Down 'til the end and never take it back

I'd die for the Hatchet, he Psychopathic Records boys bumpin'

Wicked shit thumpin', in yo' face!

They all wanna kill us but we already dead

And if they think we'll ever die they severely mislead

Phonies out there posin' as juggalos

But see it as a demographic to push what have it, in yo' face!

Neden- if you ain't down with that, fuck off

I like gettin' my dick sucked, jacked off and salad tossed

Ugly hoes, fine hoes, none go to waste

But for you, herpe meth head anus, in yo' face!

Mike E. Clark he make the street pound

Legz Diamond, all around in surround sound

One fork up and the other one down

Fuckin' throwin' up the wicked clown, in yo' face!

[Chorus]

For you

Something special for you

We got you covered, homie

Something exclusive for you

In yo' face! For you

Something special for you

We got you covered, homie

Something exclusive for you, we got this

[Outro]

For you

For you

For you

We got this

For you

For you

For you

In yo' face!

[Verse 1: Violent J]

When I die, it's time to celebrate

All love, escape the hella hate

First thing Imma do is start rocking

In the casket, pop locking

Dirt, dust, chipping away the rust

With these freaky moves that I bust

Imma pop out, rock out with my cock out

Monster Mash all across the grass

Fandango on the top of tombstones

Wake up them pile of bones

Foot Float right up out the graveyard

In the street, Crab Walking, way hard

Cars stop, what the fuck is going on!?

Dead bodies dancing on the lawn

Do the Sprinkler, do the Superman

Get stoopid, that's the plan

[Hook]

Get up!

Jump with the boom!

Zombie Slide up out your tomb

Can you fuck it up like us? (Zombie)

Can you freak the moves that we bust? (Slide)

Get up!

Jump with the bang!

Zombie Slide and do your thang!

Can you fuck it up like us? (Zombie)

Can you freak the moves that we bust? (Slide)

[Verse 2: Shaggy 2 Dope]

When I die (What?), please don't cry any (Why?)

Cuz I'm popping up and doing the Shimmy

Fuck heaven and hell, they can both wait

I'm getting live, freaking the snake

My left eyeball hangs outta my face

When I'm Krumping at a murderous pace

Police shooting at me, I bust the Hitchhike

I break it down any way you like

You don't even know what the fuck is going on

(What they call that?) I'm mowing the lawn

Ya wanna pop me, try to drop me

Backspin into a kickstand, they can't stop me

Look at me fucking up Air Guitar

Death ain't shit, so there you are

We live forever, so there you go

J-U-Double-G-A-L-O

[Hook]

Wake the dead

Wake the dead

Wake the dead up

Wake the dead

Come on!

[Hook]

[Intro]

Go slow, g-go slow (Porn)

Go slow, g-go slow (Porn)

Go slow, g-go slow (Porn)

You got an awfully big cock! (Porn)

[Verse 1: Violent J & Shaggy 2 Dope]

Bitches get sprung when I walk by

I don't know if it's my ass, or maybe 'cause I talk fly

But no lie, as soon as I speak to 'em

They all want me to screw 'em

I introduce myself, and panties start fallin'

No dinner-dates, fuck stallin'

Your girl, his wife, it don't matter

They all want this dick, whole platter

It's dangerous for any chick on my arm

Other hoes wanna cause 'em bodily harm

Maybe 'cause I wear my jeans so tight

But they all fight for the right to fuck me all night

These hoes wanna get us, any time, any place

And have clown paint smudged all over their face

They steal my number, catch me on the internet

And tell me all how their nedens are drippin' wet

Bitches hang around my home like stray cats

Tryin' to catch a motherfucker shirtless

Could be my profile, or my haircut (what)

But I turn sweetie boos into sluts

I take it in in the butt is what the lady at the store said

Chick up at Walgreens offerin' head

I'm like "Whoa", and I'm gettin' free food up at Subway

Every bitch and her mama love J

[Chorus: Violent J & Shaggy 2 Dope]

I can't help but spring these hoes

And they all wanna fuck me (Woo!) They come to me!

And I'm quick to leave a bitch sprung! (Boing! Boing!)

And I'm quick to leave a bitch sprung! (Boing! Boing!) (Fuck these bitches!)

I can't help but spring these hoes

And they all wanna fuck me (Woo!) They come to me!

And I'm quick to leave a bitch sprung! (Boing! Boing!)

And I'm quick to leave a bitch sprung! (Boing! Boing!) (Fuck these bitches!)

[Verse 2: Shaggy 2 Dope & Violent J]

Your old lady's got eyes for me

And I know when you're fuckin' her, she cries for me

Female judges sentence me to do time

I tell 'em all, make a singe-file dick-line

Ugly ducklings, and beautiful angels

They all dropping their thongs to they ankles

Maybe it's my cologne, RightGuard

I dunno, but for this dick, yo, they fight hard

Hoes love throwin' they panties at me

Poop-stains and all, my brain's in awe

Is it my swagger? Or is it my juice? Why?

They want a piece of this wang-nut pie

I could be itchin' my athlete's feet

And hoes be like "Awww, that's so sweet!"

And everything translates to sex

Bitches beggin' me to flex my pecs

Slipping me digits, turn around and goose me

Fighting off ten at a time like fuckin' Jet Li

Shit's ridiculous, I'm like "Slow down"

I got plenty of pipe to go around

Two are in the kitchen, three in the bathtub

I'm with somebody fat wife making mad love

Real women of the worldwide Juggalos

You can ask my bitch, yo mama knows!

[Chorus: Violent J & Shaggy 2 Dope]

I can't help but spring these hoes

And they all wanna fuck me (Woo!) They come to me!

And I'm quick to leave a bitch sprung! (Boing! Boing!)

And I'm quick to leave a bitch sprung! (Boing! Boing!) (Fuck these bitches!)

I can't help but spring these hoes

And they all wanna fuck me (Woo!) They come to me!

And I'm quick to leave a bitch sprung! (Boing! Boing!)

And I'm quick to leave a bitch sprung! (Boing! Boing!) (Fuck these bitches!)

[Bridge]

Oh, it's been so cocksucking long since I've

Oh, it's been so cocksucking long since I've

(Boing) Oh, it's been so cocksucking long since I've tasted a big prick like yours!

Oh, it's been so cocksucking long since I've

Oh, it's been so cocksucking long since I've

(Boing) Oh, it's been so cocksucking long since I've tasted a big prick like yours!

[Chorus: Violent J & Shaggy 2 Dope]

I can't help but spring these hoes

And they all wanna fuck me (Woo!) They come to me!

And I'm quick to leave a bitch sprung! (Boing! Boing!)

And I'm quick to leave a bitch sprung! (Boing! Boing!) (Fuck these bitches!)

I can't help but spring these hoes

And they all wanna fuck me (Woo!) They come to me!

And I'm quick to leave a bitch sprung! (Boing! Boing!)

And I'm quick to leave a bitch sprung! (Boing! Boing!) (Fuck these bitches!)

[Outro: Shaggy 2 Dope]

Man, fuck all these fucking sprung-ass hoes

Yo, this bitch ain't gettin' no dick

Ham ain't gettin' no dick! Fuck it!

Fuckin' racist Buddha ain't gettin' no dick!

Look, I don't give a fuck who the fuck you are!

Unless you're on my dick, you ain't gettin' none!

And fuck you too, bitch!

[Skit]

Louanne! Get me another beer!

I'm so sorry, Jack, but there ain't none left!

Come here, Louanne

What?

Closer

What?

COME HERE!

What? *Smack* *Baby cries*

What do you mean there's no goddamn beer left? Dammit, you been taking my beers or something, woman?

No, Jack! Honey, I swear it!

And shut that fucking kid up before he gets another whoopin'

*Phone rings*

Hello?

This message is for you, Mr Jack Brudman!

You've won a free all-expense-paid trip just for you!

You, Jack, are headed first-class to Ash, Nevada!

Ash, Nevada?

That's right, bitch!

Ash, Nevada!

You are one of the few lucky big winners chosen to see the Dark Carnival's gigantic super-show!

We can't give you all the details now, but we can tell you this:

When you return from seeing the greatest show on Earth

You'll be bringing home with you a check for one hundred thousand dollars!

Woohoo! I'm going to Ash, Nevada, bitch!

[Intro: Shaggy 2 Dope]

I just wanted somebody there

Somebody to agree or disagree with

Tell me I'm right or wrong

Somebody to talk to, eat with, be with...

Somebody who cares whether I'm alive or not

Somebody who knows whether I'm alive or not

[Verse 1: Violent J]

I was walkin' home through an alleyway

Paying no attention, tripped over a leg

It was a dead body, hid off to the side

He looked like a crack-head, maybe twenty-five

He looked rather lonely, both his eyes were open

Threw him on my shoulder, took him to the homestead

Sat him on my couch, cooked him pizza rolls

Opened up his mouth, stuffed 'em down his throat

Then we went to Target, I pushed him in the cart and

People stopped and stared, they thought he was retarded

I put him in some shades and sprayed him down with axe

We rented a movie, just chilled and relaxed

[Chorus: Violent J]

I found a body

I sure as hell could use a buddy

I'm lonely, I could use a homie

Ever since I got out, stress has been on me (Stress has been on me)

[Interlude: Shaggy 2 Dope]

I just...

Don't wanna be alone any more

I just wanna be around somebody

I mean anybody!

I just don't wanna be alone

[Verse 2: Violent J]

We went to Clark Park, it's my favorite place

Had to shoot the birds off, pickin' at his face

Then we took a bike ride, he rode the handlebars

Stopped and had some ice cream, he started actin' hard

First he wasn't talkin', then he wouldn't eat

Then it fuckin' hit me: I found him in the street!

He's fuckin' dead, I almost forgot

He has a hole in his head from where he must've got shot

[Chorus: Violent J]

I found a body (Found a body)

I sure as hell could use a buddy (Could use a buddy)

I'm lonely, I could use a homie (A homie)

Ever since I got out, stress has been on me (Stress has been on me)

[Interlude: Shaggy 2 Dope]

I can't stand any more loneliness

I just don't wanna be alone

Fuck...

[Verse 3: Violent J]

I took him to my mom's house, she called him a user

'Cause he had my shoes on, she thinks he's a loser

He don't have a job yet, got nothin' on rent

Pretty much everything about him is spent

I got into a fist fight, two thugs jumped me

He stayed in the car, chillin' in the front seat

Come to think about it he ain't really my friend

But whatever we got, I don't want it to end, 'cause

[Chorus: Violent J]

I found a body (Found a body)

I sure as hell could use a buddy (Could use a buddy)

I'm lonely, I could use a homie (A homie)

Ever since I got out, stress has been on me (Stress has been on me)

[Bridge]

Em no revo gnihtyna gnillup ton er'uoY

Em no revo gnihtyna gnillup ton er'uoY

Em no revo gnihtyna gnillup ton er'uoY

Em no revo gnihtyna gnillup ton er'uoY

[Outro: Violent J]

(Found a body) Selfish…

He's just being selfish…

(Found a body) Unappreciative, that's all… selfish!

(Found a body) Aargh! What did you just say to me?

What did you? Aargh! You're the one acting like that!

I'm not the one acting like that! Aargh!

That's you! That's what you're being like!

Aargh! Don't even talk to me anymore (Found a body)

[Skit]

We will fight for you in a court of law, and we will win! Because if we don't win, we'll suck your dick!

Specializing in slip and fall and on-the-job injuries, we'll win you cash!

If McLewen, Davis and Davis take your case on, you can't lose!

Either you win a nice settlement for your personal injury or you'll bust a nut in our mouth! That's our guarantee!

Call us at 1-800-BLOWJOB now, and let's get this loot, together!

[Intro]

Hey, I know where we can go

Where?

Let's go to Fonz Pond

What? No way dude, you know how many kids died there? No way!

I should've known you guys would be a bunch of baby pussies about it. Fuck that, I ain't afraid

You don't even know where it's at

Yes I do

Then where is it, then?

[Verse 1: Violent J]

Off Lickity Trail, there's a pond where many a children died

It's a place to run to and disappear, a place where some folks hide

But they will tell you about the rumors that swim around this lake

Some say there's something in the water and their deaths are no mistake

The fog that rides along the top has been said to carry voices

Those of the dead who took the dare and jumped in, they made bad choices

Some have seen and others heard and they say along the bottom

Are all the bodies of the girls and boys preserved, remaining half-rotten

The water's thick with murky mud, the weeds are red like splattered blood

In this pond a spirit cries, snakes and bugs replaced his eyes

Some don't believe and dare to swim, something under will pull you in

Hidden deep in the wild brush, if you know where it is then hush

[Hook: Shaggy 2 Dope & Violent J]

We almost there

Don't go near the water!

At Fonz Pond

Don't go near the water!

At Fonz Pond

[Verse 2: Violent J]

Off Lickity Trail, there's a pond where many a children perished

The water is black, even in the sunlight, deep and dark, nightmarish

Some believe the bodies surface and bask underneath the moon

Others say they seen a headless boy stumbling around the lagoon

The loons scream all night long, sounds melodic, sings you a song

Missing children, swampy deaths, mysteries are secrets kept

Staring out are snakes and frogs, leeches living off hollow logs

Something's watching from the water, it took the missing sons and daughters

[Hook: Shaggy 2 Dope & Violent J]

It's over there!

Don't go near the water!

At Fonz Pond

Don't go near the water!

At Fonz Pond

[Bridge: Shaggy 2 Dope]

Fight for air!

Something strong is pulling me under, pulling me under

Fight for air!

Something strong is pulling me down

Fight for air!

Something strong is pulling me under, pulling me under

Fight for air!

Something strong is pulling me down

[Verse 3: Violent J]

Many terrifying horror tales emulate from this one place

Several children, young boys and girls disappeared here without a trace

What you believe and what you don't is entirely up to you

But if you go up there and swim alone, you'll know exactly what's true

Something's dragging through the mud, mosquitoes attracted to the blood

They say the dark depths have no bottom, some never came back up and got 'em

Crazy kids come party here, it swallows more souls every year

They jump right in and disappear, best to stay away from up there at Fonz Pond

[Hook: Shaggy 2 Dope & Violent J]

There it is

Don't go near the water!

At Fonz Pond

Don't go near the water!

At Fonz Pond

[Bridge: Shaggy 2 Dope]

Fight for air!

Something strong is pulling me under, pulling me under

Fight for air!

Something strong is pulling me down

Fight for air!

Something strong is pulling me under, pulling me under

Fight for air!

Something strong is pulling me down

[Hook: Shaggy 2 Dope & Violent J]

(There it is)

Don't go near the water!

At Fonz Pond

Don't go near the water!

At Fonz Pond

[Intro: Shaggy 2 Dope]

Ugh! Fu-fuck you! Fu-fuck you!

Ugh! That's right! Fu-fuck you!

Ugh! Fu-fuck you! Fu-fuck you!

Ugh! Guess what

[Verse 1: Violent J]

First, I slap your head with a bat

The bloody splat, cracked with impact

Wind it back, whack your cheekbones

Stomp your nose in until it's gone

Pick you back up and punch your gut (Ooh!)

Double you over and fold you shut

Let you drop then invite the crew

To kick your face in too (Ooh!)

Racist bigot, you dirty demon! (No!)

Dig your eyes out while you screamin' (Aaah!)

Drive your head into the concrete

Use your forehead to paint the street

Child abusin' piece of crap (Look out!)

A couple knee-drops across your back

Rip your pants down for the cause

Take two bricks and clap your balls

[Chorus]

Ooh, (Guess what?) I'm hurtin' you (Look out)

Run yo' ass, better run yo' ass

Ooh, (Guess what?) I'm hurtin' you (Look out)

I'ma fucking kill you!

Ooh, (Guess what?) I'm hurtin' you (Look out)

Run yo' ass, better run yo' ass

Ooh, (Guess what?) I'm hurtin' you (Look out)

I'ma fucking kill you!

Guess what

[Verse 2: Shaggy 2 Dope]

Pig molester, where ya headed?

In yo' back my knife's embedded

Take my car-jack and whack ya knees

'Cause you sicker than a ass disease

Some teeth fall out, you swallow the rest

Bang, pow, boom, and your mouth's a mess

Somehow, your tongue's hangin' outta your neck

And I ain't even barely got started yet

Throwin' stars stickin' outta your fo' head

Keep you alive to make you feel mo' dead

Down your throat with a broken bottle

Kick to the neck, then make ya swallow

Stomp each and every rib 'til it breaks

And when it's all over, Hell awaits (Bitch!)

Take this hammer, pound out your scrotum

Pancake food left for the rodents

[Bridge]

Fuck you up! Fuck you up!

It's about time I fuck you up! (Duck, bitch!)

Fuck you up! Fuck you up!

It's about time I fuck you up! (Duck, bitch)

Fuck you up! Fuck you up!

It's about time I fuck you up! (Duck, bitch!)

Fuck you up! Fuck you up!

It's about time I fuck you up! (Aah!)

[Chorus]

Ooh, (Guess what?) I'm hurtin' you (Look out)

Run yo' ass, better run yo' ass

Ooh, (Guess what?) I'm hurtin' you (Look out)

I'ma fucking kill you!

[Verse 3]

I say "Beat," You say "That ass"

Beat! That ass! Beat! That ass!

I say "Beat," You say "That ass"

Beat that bitch ass! (Guess what?)

K-I-C-K-Y-O-A-S-S, Oh yes!

K-I-C-K-Y-O-A-S-S, Oh yes! (Guess what)

Bang, Boom, Pow, Boom, Bang!

Let your fists swang!

Bang, Boom, Pow, Boom, Bang!

Let your fists swang! (Guess what?)

K-I-C-K-Y-O-A-S-S, Oh yes!

K-I-C-K-Y-O-A-S-S, Oh yes!

I say "Beat," You say "That ass"

Beat! That ass! Beat! That ass!

I say "Beat," You say "That ass"

Beat that bitch ass!

Fuck you up! Fuck you up!

It's about time I fuck you up! (Boom!)

Fuck you up! Fuck you up!

It's about time I fuck you up! (Boom!)

[Chorus]

Ooh, (Guess what?) I'm hurtin' you (Look out)

Run yo' ass, better run yo' ass

Ooh, (Guess what?) I'm hurtin' you (Look out)

I'ma fucking kill you!

Ooh, (Guess what?) I'm hurtin' you (Look out)

Run yo' ass, better run yo' ass

Ooh, (Guess what?) I'm hurtin' you

I'ma fucking kill you!

[Outro]

Fuck you up! Fuck you up!

Hahahahaha!

Fuck you up! Fuck you up!

Hahahahaha!

Hahahahahahahahahahahaha!

[Skit]

"Well, y'all know what I always say: 'If it ain't white, it ain't right!'"

"Hahaahahhahe!"

"'Cause if there's one thing I can't stand, It's to walk into my barn,"

*Phone ringing*

"And see some goddamn-"

"Hey, Skip! You gotta phone call! They said it's mighty important!"

"A phone call, huh? For me? Well, it must be my wife! Hello, sweetums!"

"Sweetums? What the fuck you talkin' about, bitch? We're lookin' for our big winner man, Mr. Skip Harlo!"

"Well, yessum, I'm Skip Harlo!"

"Well, boot scootin' boogie, bitch! You Skip, are headed off, on an all-expense paid first class trip to a Dark Carnival supershow of a lifetime in Ash, Nevada! And try this hat on - just for showin' up, you'll get a hundred thousand buckaroos!"

"Yee-haw! I'm headed to Ash, Nevada!"

[Verse 1: Shaggy 2 Dope]

You wait for death to happen, you loot the bloody wrecks

You con the elderly feeblos up out they pension checks

You kick 'em when they're down, you tell them God is coming

You work the lowly souls, eight-hundred numbers running

You sell what you repossess, you clean them out the nest

You wait for them to try to rest then yank it out they chest

You sell them medicine you make them think they need

You come around the flowers, but you's a dirty weed

[Verse 2: Violent J]

Like serpents and snakes, they rattle and bite

Whatever it takes, they get what they like

Always they fake, and though it ain't right

Your money, they make it, then gone in the night

And make no mistake, they do got a heart

It's blacker than coal and hard as a rock

Don't quiver or shake when they takin' part

And breaking apart who swim with the sharks

[Chorus]

Pick at the eyes, pick at the brain

Because you're wretchedly sick and deranged

'Cause you's a vulture

A wicked vulture

Pick at the heart, pick at the soul

Pick 'em and drag 'em down into your hole

'Cause you's a vulture

A wicked vulture

[Verse 3: Shaggy 2 Dope]

You cut the fingers off, if there's a ring still on 'em

Even if they comin' cursed, you still want 'em

You promised big things is headed for next year

But then you disappear, as soon as the checks clear

You lash out at the poor and tell 'em to give you more

Sell everything off for the church, sleep on the floor

You point the juiciest necks out to all the vampires

But lurking in the dark, you might get bit by spiders

[Verse 4: Violent J]

Lizards and bugs, flies and mosquitoes

Hookers with drugs and dirty ass needles

Alleyway cats, possums and rats

Killers with gats attacking with bats

They scums, bums, as anything comes and goes

They pimps with tons of hoes

Dirty like all of those, I suppose

'Cause wicked's the way that they chose

[Chorus]

Pick at the eyes, pick at the brain

Because you're wretchedly sick and deranged

'Cause you's a vulture

A wicked vulture

Pick at the heart, pick at the soul

Pick 'em and drag 'em down into your hole

'Cause you's a vulture

A wicked vulture

[Bridge]

Go away, Doc

Leave him alone

When will he die?

I'll be at home

Who gets his car?

Who gets the crib?

Those are his pills?

I'm popping the lid

I'd give him a week

What do I get?

Put me in his will

He's moving again

Sign it like him

Cut off that beep

There go his morphine

That shit is sweet

Give me a hit

The preacher called

He's trying to get paid

Who's feeding his dog?

Fuck that dog

It's beeping again

Oh, that morphine's kicking in

What about his money

He wants the church to have it

How long till he dies

Let's check his wallet

Let's pull the plug

Do you think he can hear?

He's fucking dying

He doesn't care

[Verse 5: Violent J]

Like serpents and snakes, they rattle and bite

Whatever it takes, they get what they like

And they gonna hide, and they gonna run

But they're gonna suffer some Carnival fun

And make no mistake, they do got a heart

It's blacker than coal and hard as a rock

They gonna visit the Carnival grounds

And they gonna perish, we promise you now

[Chorus]

Pick at the eyes, pick at the brain

Because you're wretchedly sick and deranged

'Cause you's a vulture

A wicked vulture

Pick at the heart, pick at the soul

Pick 'em and drag 'em down into your hole

'Cause you's a vulture

A wicked vulture

Pick at the eyes, pick at the brain

Because you're wretchedly sick and deranged

'Cause you's a vulture

A wicked vulture

Pick at the heart, pick at the soul

Pick 'em and drag 'em down into your hole

'Cause you's a vulture

A wicked vulture

[Skit]

"Oh, look at that little one with the pigtails! I like that! Look at her with the braces when she smiles! Damn, that's hot! I hope the teachers don't notice me watchin' over here. Oh, look at him on the monkey bars! So limble!" *cellphone rings* "Now he's heading towards the swings!" *cellphone rings* "I wonder if he'll notice me pushing him on the swings." *cellphone rings* "H-hello?"

"Mr Kyle Jeffries?"

"Yes, this is Kyle. Who's this?"

"Pack your bags, because you've been selected as one of our lucky big winners! So lucky that you're going to witness, live and in person, a very rare, very catastrophic, Dark Carnival special presentation that will surely, absolutely blow you away!"