We Kill Everything

Gwar

1999 Released

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Babyraper

02 : 35

Fishfuck

01 : 45

The Performer

03 : 23

A Short History of the End of the World (Part VII (The Final Chapter (Abbr.))

03 : 27

Escape from the Mooselodge

05 : 24

Tune from da Moon

02 : 26

Jiggle the Handle

05 : 28

Nitro-Burnin' Funny Bong

03 : 27

Jagermonsta

02 : 50

My Girly Ways

02 : 59

The Master Has a Butt

04 : 05

We Kill Everything

06 : 57

Child

02 : 50

Penile Drip

02 : 38

Mary Anne

02 : 42

Friend

01 : 17

Fuckin' an Animal

03 : 08

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Track Lyrics

Fishfuck Lyrics

[Verse 1]

I said fishfuck, baby

I'm gonna fuck you with a fish

I said fishfuck, baby

I'm gonna fuck you with a fish

Gonna take a river carp and ram it up your butt

You slut

You whore

[Chorus]

Why are you my Mom?

Fishfuck!

[Solo]

(Fishfuck

Fishfuck

Fishfuck)

Ahh!

[Verse 2]

Fishfuck, baby

I'm gonna fuck you with a fish

I said fishfuck, baby

I'm gonna fuck you with a fish!

I'm gonna take a moa-moa and swim it up your butt

You slut

You whore

[Chorus]

Why are you my Mom?

Fishfuck!

Tune from da Moon Lyrics

[Verse 1]

YOU!

Screwed it all up

Ruined everything for everyone

YOU!

Won't even admit that it was all your fault

[Chorus]

WHOA!

The self-indulgent ego

Will bring you down wherever you go

[Verse 2]

All the hopes broken into tiny pieces

You should be kings, but you're wallowing in feces

And now the tablet is broken

[Chorus]

YOU!

Gotta get it right

You got to get back what you've lost

YOU!

Got to find all of the pieces

Or the end of the world will come

[Bridge]

I came here from the moon

I just showed up this afternoon

You broke the tablet

Now you gotta fix it

You broke it!

Why'd you break it?

You gotta fix it now!

I came here from the moon

I just showed up this afternoon

You broke the tablet

Now you gotta fix it

You broke it!

Why'd you break it?

You gotta fix it now!

Scroda Moon

Soothsayer

Swordmaker

Windbreaker!

Jiggle the Handle Lyrics

[Scroda:]

GWAR, I bring forth the Portal Potty

Coming to feed on the shit from your bodies

Your turds have more power than mere human feces

Let's use its great power to recover the pieces

[Portal Potty:]

Hey! Hey, jackass! Yeah, you!

You got to love me so good, baby!

Yeah, yeah you can depend on me

Depending on if my water's on

If my pipe's unglogged

Ahhh if you're water-logged

Baby, I am the hole

I am your toilet bowl

I'll suck your soul, baby

Just pay...just pay my shitty toll!

Ahhhh...

[Scroda:]

Coated in shit, it gives all you desire

Mystical doorway, swirling in mire

We'll use the plunger if blockage won't budge

It's a door through the Plane of Fudge

[Oderus:]

So many times I have found you

Still I always piss on the ground

Now I know that I can use you

I'm gonna stop fuckin' around

If you need shit, baby, I got shit

On that, you can depend

I'll pump your stump, you fucking hump

My crabby, crap-caked friend

[All:]

The Portal Potty, a gift from the gods

Let us pay it tribute and bury our wads

[Beefcake:]

I think we know what it's all about

Jiggle the handle, watch something jump out

[Slymenstra:]

I am a woman and I have my needs

You can never really know just when I'll start to bleed

You need my egg, I need your seed

But pray at the altar

[Oderus:]

The toilet must feed!

[Toilet:]

Yeah, I'll bring ya some suckers for a killing spree

Just keep that fucking tampon away from me, baby

[Slymenstra:]

Take in this world, it's so beautiful

Filthy humans, you're all so full of it

That which you can't stand, you can't understand

Speak the mystic words

And bring forth a turd

You turn around into it

And turn over to me

[Solo]

[Oderus:]

Cross the river, leave the abyss

Give the seat of the toilet a kiss

[Beefcake:]

Each virgin sacrifice speaks these magic words

Well, Jiggle the handle, and call forth a turd

[Toilet:]

Yeah! Here it comes, baby

I'm dropping my load

I ain't just on it, I am the commode!

Ahhh!

[Scroda:]

The power of the toilet must never be abused

He must be plunged, he must be sponged, or carnage could ensue

If a dead sheep was to clog him, who knows what could arrive

Maybe it'll bring the Master, wouldn't that be a surprise?

My Girly Ways Lyrics

[Verse 1]

And now I give you a second chance

To correct your crooked past

All I ask you is to embrace

The pussy everyday

And understand

Understand

My girly way!

[Bridge]

The gods set forth their energy

The world shook and the seas tremble

In the battle to destroy me

The most arrogant beast of all

The power and the glory

Of my transformation

Came a vision

A series of miracles

With my golden body blazing

I'll radiate like a thousand suns

I'll cast a spell upon you

With a wave of my hand

Electricity consumes you

Giving your soul new life

Feel your mangled body sewn

Back together again

Awake now from this trance-like state

You must choose your fate

Fate...

[Verse 2]

Now here's your second chance

To correct that crooked past

All I ask is

That you embrace

The things that I say

Understand

The Master Has a Butt Lyrics

[Verse 1]

I'm thinking I was once a baby

Born inside the Master's bowels

I was shat across the cosmos

Banished to this mudball

But I crave vengence, I'm not throwing in the towel

[Chorus]

Well I said I was sorry, but you slapped me back down

Just a Sunday morning turd

Comin' down

[Verse 2]

Stare into the inky blackness

I swear I think you'll find him there

With his overgrown cuticles, and his asteroid belt

I said there sonny, he does not give a damn

[Chorus]

I'm a real bad mother, a real bad man

I like to spend a lot of time on the can

I had a little something to eat last night

It's not alright

The Master has a butt

Oh yeah, he has a butt

And it's a big butt, a big butt

[Chorus]

Well we fucked up the Tablet and the Master heard the sound

A little birdie told me that he's coming back around

His hideous wisdom calls for my death

There'll be nothing left

Except a butt

Stinky butt...

[Verse 3]

Now Daddy tells me to bend over

Ooh! He whips my buttocks with a strap

He bails my ass out of reform school

And then he goes and takes a nap

[Chorus]

Well I said I was sorry, but I couldn't make you care

If I could stop shitting, I'd change my underwear

If I can't kill the Master, I'll have to get a job

I'm a fucking slob

The Master has a butt

We Kill Everything Lyrics

[Verse 1]

In the hulking halls of hatred

Where the Master makes his throne

Beyond the "ass"-teroid belt

Where his body floats alone

His mind begins to wander

The worm begins to turn

All life, he must now squander

The universe will burn

He plans eternal war

As the eternal way

But now there is a force that

Even he must obey

Time and the events within

Chronicles of hate and sin

Everything, it has a start

But the end is always the best part

[Pre-Chorus]

Our quest to find the broken bits

Put them back and make them fit

And once that we have read the end

The Tablet will blow up again

[Chorus]

And we'll kill everything

Yes, we'll kill everything

We will kill everything

Including ourselves

[Verse 2]

Summoning the Master

Call forth his form most vile

Champing mass of questing flesh

Protoplasmic pile

An ancient hunger, never filled

Until the universe is killed

The endless host of merging soul that's

Sucked into the feeding hole

Guts and giblets cascade down

Rectal midgets, flattened ground

Please pay attention to the plot

As I kick out this monster's snot

[Pre-Chorus]

Splitting skulls and raking ribs

Trephinated drainage sieve

Protruding mass of reeking bile

Which forms infected booger pile

Assemble now the Tablet

Hope that it's not Braille

Bring forth now the Master

So we can end this tale

[Chorus]

And we'll kill everything

Yes, we'll kill everything

We will kill everything

Especially ourselves

Ourselves, ourselves

[Solo]

[Verse 3]

Transmogrify your plasmic swarm

Evaporate before time's storm

And dedicate your life to porn

You think that life has a reason?

You think your god has a soul?

I bare my bum to the heavens

I think a head is a hole

[Chorus]

And we'll kill everything

We will kill everything

Including ourselves

Ourselves, ourselves, ourselves

Transmogrify your plasmic swarm

Evaporate before time's storm

And dedicate your life to porn

Dedicate your life to porn

Dedicate your life

To porn

Child Lyrics

[Verse 1]

Having a child

With a person I don't even know

Jumping up and down in the crowd

She got a face full of blow

Y'know

[Chorus]

She caught the sperm in her mouth

And then she put it down south

She didn't understand

That a burrowing beast would plop out in the pan, aww

[Verse 2]

She's having a child

And she thinks that it's a clever stunt

What she's really going to get

Is a kick in the cunt

(It hurts!)

[Chorus]

Things went south

That's when I started to fuck in her mouth

She didn't understand

I'm a happy, dappy, Sammy Davis Jr. man, uh-huh

[Solo]

Ahh!

Chu! Chu!

Ahh!

[Chorus]

You want to get out of your life?

Well go fuck a rock star

Then you can quit your job

At the crummy fuckin' titty bar

Lying back 'gainst the wall

With your legs in the air

Crowd of fuckin' docs coming on

Like they really don't care

She took that fistful of sperm

Crammed it right up her womb

So she could lay with her legs in the air

In the hospital room

But there's one thing the little bitch don't understand

(She don't, she don't, she don't, she don't)

I don't have a dime

And I don't give a damn

Mary Anne Lyrics

[Verse 1]

You don't ever call me on the phone to say "Hell-O"

If I call you only say "goodbye"

Watching TV, how re-runs make me cry

Are you thinking of me like I'm thinking of you?

Are you all alone? If not, with who?

[Verse 2]

If you still had legs, would you be walking out on me?

If I unlocked the chains, would you stay?

My love is like your stench, it grows stronger everyday

Will they ever stop talking about you and me?

Will they leave us alone and watch TV?

[Chorus]

Mary Anne

[Bridge]

I cross my heart and hope to die

I stick a needle in my eye

[Chorus]

Mary Anne

[Verse 3]

They say the world is ending

Yeah, tomorrow is doomsday

That don't really matter to us, baby

Our love has been so perfect since the day you passed away

Your heart is cold when it's in my hand

Is it wrong to love you, Mary Anne?

[Chorus]

Mary Anne

I love you, Mary Anne

I cross my heart and hope to die

I stick a needle in my eye

Are you all alone? If not, with who?

I want you, I want you, Mary Anne

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Track Lyrics

Fishfuck Lyrics

Tune from da Moon Lyrics

Jiggle the Handle Lyrics

My Girly Ways Lyrics

The Master Has a Butt Lyrics

We Kill Everything Lyrics

Child Lyrics

Mary Anne Lyrics