Carnival of Chaos

Gwar

1997 Released

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Penguin Attack

03 : 29

Let's Blame the Lightman

03 : 11

First Rule Is

03 : 26

Sammy

06 : 59

Endless Apocalypse

05 : 00

Billy Bad Ass

03 : 26

Hate Love Songs

03 : 04

Letter From the Scallop Boat

02 : 51

Pre-Skool Prostitute

05 : 10

If I Could Be That

03 : 19

In Her Fear

03 : 53

Back to Iraq

02 : 20

I Suck on My Thumb

03 : 09

The Private Pain of Techno Destructo

05 : 10

Gonna Kill U

02 : 37

Sex Cow

03 : 00

Antarctican Drinking Song

01 : 40

Don't Need a Man

12 : 40

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Track Lyrics

Endless Apocalypse Lyrics

[Verse 1]

There wasn't any reason

To change the melody

Are you a real person

Or do you just play one on TV?

People say

Why don't you die?

I keep waking up

And when I do, I'm alive

Slipping on a lampshade

Wishing you were me

You're just wishing for poop

But happy with pee

We're just part of one big filthy family, yeah

It's hard to be a soldier

And I'm getting over

[Chorus]

Endless apocalypse (Endless apocalypse)

In the beginning

Endless apocalypse (Endless apocalypse)

Endless apocalypse

Endless, endless...

Endless apocalypse...

[Verse 2]

You think that it's over

It's really just begun

Watching your hair grow

Is really quite fun

Thought I was thinking

Of another time

I'll pursue a career as a mime

Why won't you die?

I keep waking up

And when I am, I'm alive

[Chorus]

Endless apocalypse (Endless apocalypse)

To end the beginning (To end the beginning)

Endless apocalypse (Endless apocalypse)

Endless apocalypse today

It's a very long day...

Endless apocalypse

Endless, endless

Endless apocalypse

Endless, endless

[Chorus]

Endless apocalypse (Endless apocalypse)

To end the beginning

Endless apocalypse (Endless apocalypse)

Endless apocalypse today

It's a beautiful day...

Billy Bad Ass Lyrics

[Gibberish]

Billy Bad, Little Billy Bad Ass!

Billy Billy Bad, Billy [Gibberish]

Billy Bad, Billy Bad, Bi-Billy Bad

Billy Billy [Gibberish]

[Verse 1]

Cause I'm bad!

Billy Bad

Bad Bad Billy

Little Billy Bad Ass

[Chorus]

So bad, so bad inside

I was born on the day that my mama died

It made me bad, silly bad

Real bad, feel bad

Chitty chitty gang bang!

[Verse 2]

Yeah

That's right

Get it right

Sit tight, you got it bad

You're makin' me mad

Hey cool out Billy

And take a chili bath

A silly willy bath

A Billy Barty bubble bath

Come on now, they're clearing a path

[Gibberish]

Little Billy Bad, Little Billy Bad, Billy Bad

Little Billy Bad Ass

Ohhh...

[Bridge]

Once there was a time

When he could have changed

But he didn't, but he didn't, but he didn't, but he didn't, but he didn't

Instead

He stayed the same

And he really didn't have to!

[Solo]

(Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!

Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!

Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!

Yeah!)

[Verse 3]

I'm still mad, just a tad

I'm just a little chilly silly Billy Hackensack

But one day I died

My Mama cried

Oh that's right

My Mama already died

She died, I cried

The only reason?

I was a baby at the time

[Gibberish]

Billy Billy Bad [Gibberish]

Little Billy Bad, Little Billy Bad, Billy Bad

[Gibberish]

(Ooh)

Ahh...

Now I'm able

To lay my cable

Hate Love Songs Lyrics

[Verse 1]

I hate love songs

And I hate lovers

I hate everything that I can't have

So I hate you

I hate movies

With happy endings

Like the one I saw

Where all the girls were

Beautiful like you

Like you

[Verse 2]

I hate wet dreams

And masturbation

I hate everything that feels good

Like sex with you

And I hate flowers

And little birdies

Makes me wanna puke when I see

Something cuddly like you

[Chorus]

I'm bored with your insanity

I'm too tired to smile at your stupidity

You've got the very best of me

Fell in love, push came to shove

And you broke so easily

[Bridge]

I love hate songs

'Bout mass destruction

Other people's pain

Takes my mind off you

I love puppies

When they're roadkill

They're too cute too live

Too cute to live

Too cute like

You

[Solo]

[Chorus]

I'm bored with immortality

I'm too tired to stick it out for eternity

You've got the very best of me

Fell in love push came to shove

And you broke so easily

I hate love songs

I hate love!

I hate love so I hate you

Letter From the Scallop Boat Lyrics

[Verse 1]

Dear Oderus Urungus

Hey man, do you remember me?

I remember you

I was the guy with the grizzled face

And the lousy weed

And the really bad tattoo

Now I'm getting 20 to life for

Killing the guy that was humping my wife and

I thought I'd write a letter to you

[Chorus]

Scallop boat now baby

Scallop boat

I.V. coke now baby

Funky scallop, funky scallop boat

[Verse 2]

I used to work on the scallop boat

Made some money there

I used to do the I.V. coke

Lost some money there

Scallop boat now baby

Scallop boat

I.V. coke now baby

Funky scallop

Funky scallop boat

[Chorus]

Oh whoa

Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh-ohhh-oh

Oh whoa

[Outro]

Down here in jail, I do as I'm able

Got caught smoking crack so they cut off my cable

But could you maybe come by and bust me outta here?

But there's one thing that I don't understand

I thought The South Pole was the home of the band

Or do you just

Keep your slaves in Richmond?

Don't break up man, keep it together

I love you guys

I love you guys!

Funky funky

Funky funky scallop boat

Pre-Skool Prostitute Lyrics

[Verse 1]

I saw a friend just the other day

He didn't have too much to say

He looked crazy, he looked insane

He couldn't talk because his tongue was in flames

And then he tried to run away

From some chick that was coming this way

I think I thought I knew who she was

Just a little junkie whore that's a big ugly scuz

I didn't have to go too far

Flashed 20 bucks and she got in the car

Tried to talk to her but she called me a fool

I tried to give her money, put her family through school

Cause she's a real tough mama when she wears women's clothes

Everybody knows she's got a bone through her nose

She's really hot

He's hawking snot

But when she gets home

Daddy's all over her twat

[Chorus]

Pre-Skool Prostitute

All the drugs that you can shoot

Pre-Skool Prostitute

A slave to the brute

[Verse 2]

I finally gave up, let her do what she please

Wouldn't have sex with her cause I got a disease

But she told a sad story 'bout a family in woe

She was getting fingered by her Daddy's big toe

He was the first

It was the worst

She came in a limo and she left in a hearse

She got to five

She's still alive

Better call the bug man cause your twat is a hive

[Chorus]

Ohh

Pre-Skool Prostitute

Ohh

All the drugs that you can shoot

Ohh

Anything you want little girl

Anything except my [???]

Ohh

Pre-Skool, Pre-Skool, Pre-Skool, Pre-Skool, Pre-Skool, Pre-Skool, Pre-Skool, Pre-Skool, Pre-Skool, Pre-Skool [decends into gibberish]

Tried to talk to her but she called me a fool

I tried to give her money, put her family through school

Cause she's a real tough mama and she wears women's clothes

Everybody knows she's got a bone through her nose

[Bridge]

You're barely out of diapers and you're wearing a wig

You might be a baby but you smell like a pig

You became five

You're still alive

Call the bug man cause your twat is a hive

Your naughty nanny

Your grumpy Granny

Rusty tire iron hanging out your fanny

Ohh

You little English schoolgirl, you

[Chorus]

Vengeance is mine

(Pre-Skool Prostitute)

Vengeance is mine (Drunken, drunken, drunken, drunken, drunken...)

(Pre-Skool Prostitute)

Vengeance is mine (Drunken, drunken, drunken, drunken, drunken, drunken...)

(Pre-Skool Prostitute)

Vengeance is mine

Vengeance is mine (Vengeance is mine)

(Pre-Skool Prostitute)

Vengeance is mine

(Drunken, drunken, drunken, drunken, drunken...)

Vengeance is mine

Back to Iraq Lyrics

[Verse 1]

We were part of the slaughter they called Desert Storm

We maimed and we murdered in the name of "Norm"

Now as a civilian, there's something I lack

I'm getting ready to go back to Iraq!

You're over there, we're over here

We've got lasagna and plenty of beer

Learning the tools, the tricks of the trade

Now I've come home, I can't get laid

[Chorus]

Back to Iraq!

I'm back!

[Bridge]

You taught me how to kill

You pumped me full of drugs

Now!

How can you wonder

Why I became a thug?

Raining death on people

Firing into crowds

Over there I got a big bright medal

But here it's not allowed

I'm going

[Chorus]

Back to Iraq!

I'm back, yeah!

[Solo]

(Oh, oh!

Oh, oh!

Oh, oh!)

[Verse 2]

Now I'm on the streets, I can't get a job

My face is corroding, I look like a slob

I did my duty, I served my nation

Now I can't even afford medication

You dirty bastards, you made me this way

I'm locked and loaded, and you'll have to pay

Back to Iraq, my life is a wreck

I want to kill the President

But I'll settle for a check

[Chorus]

Back to Iraq!

I'm back, yeah!

I Suck on My Thumb Lyrics

[Verse 1]

Every time that I see you

I think that you're dumb

Every time I see you

I suck on my thumb

[Chorus]

I suck on my thumb

(Yeah yeah!)

[Verse 2]

Every time

I see you

I think that you're dumb

Every time that I see you

I suck on my thumb

You're asking a question

How come

Every time I see you

I suck on my thumb, yeah yeah

[Chorus]

I suck on my thumb

I suck on my thumb, thumb, thumb, thumb, thumb

(Yeah yeah!)

I suck on my thumb, I love you

[Solo]

[Verse 3]

Every time that I see you

I think that you're oh so dumb

Then I see you

And I suck on my thumb

You're asking

Lots of questions

Who, what, where, why

And how come

Every time I see you

I suck on my thumb

(Ahh...)

[Chorus]

I suck on my thumb

I suck on my thumb, thumb, thumb, thumb, thumb

(Yeah yeah!)

I suck on my thumb, I love you

I suck on my thumb, I love you...

Gonna Kill U Lyrics

[Verse 1]

I'm gonna kill you

I'm gonna cut you up

I'm gonna kill you

I gotta bust you up

[Chorus]

And I ain't going to

Give you anything

And I am going to

Track you down, I guess

[Verse 2]

I'm gonna kill you

I'm going to cut you up

I'm gonna kill you

Gonna cut your pretty face all up

Gonna smash

Gonna beat

Gonna stomp

Gonna kill you

I said

Gotta do what I have to

Gotta forget all about you

[Chorus]

And I ain't going to

Give you anything

And I am going to

Track you down, I guess

I'm gonna kill you

Antarctican Drinking Song Lyrics

[Verse]

Yes this Arctic wasteland

Was once a paradise

Soon we sickened of it

Because it was too nice

Desiring more hardship

We turned the world around

Now we are amongst you

To tear this whole shit house down

[Chorus]

Antarctica, Antarctica

We hear your call, we hear your call

Antarctica

[???] the fall of man!

[Verse]

Yes this Arctic wasteland

Was once a paradise

Soon we sickened of it

Because it was too nice

Desiring more hardship

We turned the world around

Now we are amongst you

To tear this whole shit house down, hey!

Uh-huh

[Chorus]

Antarctica, Antarctica

We hear your call, we hear your call

Antarctica

And this is a drinking song

Antarctica, Antarctica

We hear your call, we hear your call

Antarctica

And this is a fighting song, yeah

Hey!

Uh-huh

Hey!

Ugh...

Don't Need a Man Lyrics

[Verse 1]

Hush my baby

Don't cry tonight

My ears are sick of that sound

I've been searching

For someone to love

Looks like you're all that I've found

I've been up

I've been down

Got a man in every port and every town

I've got nothing

Boy toys and playthings

Are a shallow reward

[Chorus]

Don't need a lover

I don't need a man

I don't need anything

I don't need a man

I need the moon

I need the stars

I need an equal to capture my heart

[Verse 2]

I've had all types

Of men in this world

I've had princes and frogs

Chocolate, vanilla

Rich, poor, and the killer

Devil, demigod

Clergy and dog

[Verse 3]

Men, they will come

Men, they will go

They're not what I'd call a man

Nothing on earth can satisfy me

I can do better, I can

I know I can

[Chorus]

Don't need a lover

Don't need a man

I don't need anything

Don't want a man

I need the moon

I need the stars

I need an equal to capture my heart

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Track Lyrics

Endless Apocalypse Lyrics

Billy Bad Ass Lyrics

Hate Love Songs Lyrics

Letter From the Scallop Boat Lyrics

Pre-Skool Prostitute Lyrics

Back to Iraq Lyrics

I Suck on My Thumb Lyrics

Gonna Kill U Lyrics

Antarctican Drinking Song Lyrics

Don't Need a Man Lyrics