This Toilet Earth

[Verse 1]

I, at the time, was a communist

Lived on a collective farm

She was a part-time antichrist

Our sex went off like a bomb

Living the life of a terrorist

Just looking for the man Saddam

Who gave me a gun as Iran to the sun

If you die like a dog

Then you are, then you are

[Chorus]

Then you are, then you are

Then you are, then you are

Then you are, then you are

Then you are, then you are

Saddam

They shall drown in their own blood

Hail Saddam a go-go!

[Verse 2]

Going to Saddam a go-go

Everybody is there

Business of strange bed fellows

It makes you dance around like a bear

Ein, Schwein, kick him in the thigh

Teamed with the Asian eye

They were the ones

Who could rise with the sun

As they lived in their planes

And they died and they died

[Chorus]

And they died and they died

And they died and they died

And they died and they died

And they died

How they died...

Hail!

The running paper tiger chases its own tail

Hail Saddam a go-go!

[Interlude]

He was someone who was there for

People like me

Hi there Saddam, loved the party

Yes they're all here with me

Bloody Saddam loves you

Always

Always a kick

Bloody Saddam

Even though the smell is making me sick

As we sit on our roofs

And cheer

As your

Scuds fall

Like rain

Hail Saddam a go-go!

[Verse 3]

Here at the ancient ziggurat

Saddam is presiding there

Running around with a saxophone

Where is the president, where

Here it comes, the black tornado

Let's have a cheer for Sarajevo

If you survive what falls out of his mind

You'll make the political world, world, world, world

[Verse]

You say that you want some

Pepperoni

Give you a fistful of my

Pepperoni

You say you want some

Ramajama

I said I'd treat you if I meet you in the bathroom

In...out...

In...out...

In...out...

[Chorus]

White boy!

White boy!

White boy!

White boy!

White boy!

White boy! White boy!

[Bridge]

We go to the mansion every Friday night

He came out the closet with the governor's wife

He came to the store with a big ol' bloody knife

Running down the street, I was running for my life

That white funk ain't got no soul

White boy pussy ain't got no hole

That white boy's addicted to crack

Pearly white needs bloody, bloody black

In...out...

In...out...

White boy!

[Verse 1]

You take your tongue

Curl it into a "U"

Take a young child

Who knows not what you do

[Chorus]

Baby Dick Fuck!

Baby Dick Fuck!

Baby Dick Fuck, Baby Dick Fuck

Baby Dick Fuck, Baby Dick Suck

Baby Dick Fuck

Baby Dick Fuck!

[Verse 2]

There's no excuse, give him the goose

With a push and then a shove

Teach the child how grown-ups love

[Chorus]

Baby Dick Fuck!

Baby Dick Fuck!

Baby Dick Fuck, Baby Dick Fuck

Baby Dick Fuck, Baby Dick Suck

Baby Dick Fuck

Baby Dick Fuck!

[Bridge]

Fuck fuck

Suck suck

Fuck fuck

I haunt the malls and the Burger Kings

I am the giver of pain (pain)

Splitting the rumps of the wicked

Only the nipples remain (remain)

You are the receiver of torment

I am the giver of pain (pain)

Splitting the rumps of the wicked

Only the nipples remain

Baby screams "NO" as I move to defile

Bodies rotate in a puddle of bile

Many years later we'll look back and smile

As we thrash about on the urine-drenched tile

Delivery room is as still as a tomb

I fuck the child while it's still in your womb

The child is now dead, you start to blubber

Fuck your warm corpse with your child as a rubber

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaaa!

[Verse 3]

Take your fat tongue

Ram it up her bung

Her face is packed with cum

We've only just begun

From your head, your eyes I pluck

Give you savage socket fuck

With my wand of black obsidian

You'll wind up like a Branch Davidian

[Chorus]

Baby Dick Fuck!

Baby Dick Fuck!

Baby Dick Fuck, Baby Dick Fuck

Baby Dick Fuck, Baby Dick Fuck

Baby Dick Fuck, Baby Dick Fuck

Baby Dick...

Fuck!

Brains out

[Verse 1]

Well I been following the filthy flow

Cause filth's the only way I'll ever know

I got the feeling like somebody chop

How dare you laugh when you're cut in half?

I laugh at you as I cut you down

'Cause you're the only game in town

I look at you

I laugh at you

I look at you

I laugh at you

[Chorus]

Well I been follow, following the filthy flow

Cause it's the only way I'll ever go

The filthy flow, the filthy flow, oh, oh

Filthy, filthy, filthy, filthy

[Verse 2]

Well I been following the filthy flow

And everyday I walk across the road

A bag of shit and a cup of joe

I think about all the money I owe

I laugh at you as I cut you up because

You think you're such a cute pup

I look at you

I laugh at you

I look at you

I laugh at you

[Chorus]

Well I been follow, following the filthy flow

Cause it's the only way I'll ever go

The filthy flow, the filthy flow, oh, oh

Filthy, filthy, filthy, filthy

[Solo]

I am filthy!

[Breakdown]

I am shit and shit is me

Never felt so goddamn filthy

I am dirt, you can't hurt me

There is strength in being filthy

When we have destroyed the Earth

There will be nothing left but dirt

Filthy feeling sends me reeling

Bloody footprints on the ceiling

[Outro]

Bloody footprints!

Bloody footprints!

But maybe that will not be to have his soul!

[Intro: Oderus, spoken]

You know, back in outer space we used to drink - a lot

We used to smoke all kinds of kick-ass drugs

And we used to show blatant disrespect for any authority figures

Little did we know we were undermining our entire value system...

[Verse 1: Mike Derks, spoken]

At that time, I was serving in The Master's 3rd Scumdog Legion, aboard a planetary infection barge, attempting to obey a host of confusing orders, but mostly satisfying only our lust for slaughter. Ragingly drunk half the time, I only realized a battle had started when I heard the roar of the fleet's plasma bombardment. Piling into our armored assault pods we began our descent to the planet's pulverized surface. We were met by a flight of primitive interceptors which we devastated with soaring blast of nuclear hatred

[Chorus: Oderus]

Obliteration of Flab Quarv 7

Obliteration of Flab

[Verse 2: Mike Derks, spoken]

On the horizon was the blazing outlines of a bombed city, the outlying areas dotted with flaming craters and fleeing refuges. I vomited out the window and led our battalion on a blazing attack on the non-combatants, pulp flying, their flesh in a rain of sulfuric plasma burst. The mass mutilation of a world ensued with those not fit for slave labor being herded into gigantic flaming pits. We laughed as several thousand years of cultural development were wiped out in a single blundering instant

[Chorus: Oderus]

Obliteration of Flab Quarv 7

Obliteration of Flab

[Bridge]

Gorged on guts, gouged out eyes

Captives fill the breeding hive

Desecrate their sovereign world

Bloated, bloody, drunken churl

Cultures crumble, races die

Stench of midgets fills the sky

Smashing skulls with ghastly crunch

Pretty soon we'll break for lunch

[Spoken]

As we flew through deep space

Ritually disemboweling our victims

The navigator informed us that we attacked

The wrong planet

Hahahahaha

[Chorus: Oderus & Mike Derks]

Obliteration of Flab Quarv 7 ("6")

Obliteration of Flab Quarv 7 (Make that, "Flab Quarv 6")

Obliteration of Flab Quarv 7 (The correct planet would be 6, Flab Quarv 6)

Obliteration of Flab Quarv 7 (Excuse me, Oderus, it-it-it's 6)

Obliterate (I'm sure, I've checked)

Obliterate (It's on the map right here, 6)

Obliterate (No really, it's 6)

Obliteration