America Must Be Destroyed

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Ham on the Bone

02 : 04

Crack in the Egg

03 : 37

Gor‐Gor

04 : 21

Have You Seen Me?

04 : 47

The Morality Squad

03 : 37

America Must Be Destroyed

04 : 48

Gilded Lily

03 : 37

Poor Ole Tom

05 : 07

Rock ’n’ Roll Never Felt So Good

04 : 18

Blimey

03 : 13

The Road Behind

05 : 30

Pussy Planet

02 : 51

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Track Lyrics

Ham on the Bone Lyrics

[Verse 1]

You hear the whispering wind

Over the screams of your dying friends?

Did you know your life is mine?

[Chorus]

You know what I got

Ham on the bone

A little thing that I just can't leave alone

I feel the purpose of my life defined

Ham on the bone is mine, go

(Ay ay ay ay ay ay ay ay

Ay ay ay ay ay ay ay ay

Ay ay ay ay ay ay ay ay)

[Verse 2]

Now you're on call

To the desperate scene at the throbbing ball

And you'll do it all

Now you've become my geni-thrall

[Chorus]

You know what I got

Ham on the bone

A little thing that I just can't leave alone

I feel the purpose of my life defined

Ham on the bone is mine

(Ay ay ay ay ay ay ay ay

Ay ay ay ay ay ay ay ay

Ay ay ay ay ay ay ay ay)

Whoaaa!

[Bridge]

(Ham on, ham)

Ham on the, ham on the, ham on

(Ham on, ham)

Ham on, ham on, ham on

(Ham on, ham)

Ham on the, ham on the, ham on

(Ham on, ham)

Ham on the, ham on the, ham on

Whoaaa!

[Verse 3]

Now my hand grasp

My throbbing root and shan't unclasp

Go to the head of the class

As I madly stoke my flaccid shaft, yeah

[Chorus]

You know what I got

Ham on the bone

A little thing that I just can't leave alone

I feel the purpose of my life defined

Ham on the bone is mine, go

(Ay ay ay ay ay ay ay ay

Ay ay ay ay ay ay ay ay

Ay ay ay ay ay ay ay ay)

[Outro]

Ham Ham Ham Ham - Ham on the bone

Ham on, ham on

Crack in the Egg Lyrics

[Verse 1]

The egg was spawned in our mutation pit

In the bowels of your world, it was grown

Feeding on the blood of your loin spawn

And all the filthy load that was blown

Now the time is right for its birth

And whatever it is shall stalk the earth

What it looks like, I care not

I just hope it kills a lot

[Chorus]

Crack in the egg

The time is ripe

Crack in my pipe

[Verse 2]

Parasitical scum, you die so easily

But you always have sickened me

Your will enslaved, you grovel for more

Soon your bowels will litter the floor

Cannibalistic depravity

Bereft of all humanity

A fitting feast of abject insanity

A dark curtain before the last calamity

[Chorus]

Crack in the egg

The time is ripe

Crack in the egg

Crack in my pipe

[Solo]

[Bridge]

There is but one way to bring the egg life

Murder the innocent soul

Their fluids project as their nipples are flayed

Their skulls are fashioned into bowls

Your masses of humans are gagging in glee

Now you gape but you'll soon be here with me

If you're really lucky, I'll vomit on thee

Shit in your stump and then bathe you in pee

Sunder your forms with my withering hacks

Mash up your face with my gauntleted smacks

Now bring me dead babies, let there be no lack!

[Slave:] I got a bunch of them here in my sack!

[Solo]

I slaughtered your daughters and mangled your sons

If we kill enough of them, Gor-Gor will come

The end of your race, we approach the hour

Gor-Gor will get a blood red baby shower

Bathe him in death to celebrate life

I'll be the doctor and Beef, the midwife

But it takes so long, how can I cut slack?

[Beefcake:] Shoot that fucker up with some crack

[Verse 3]

Gor-Gor, see him inside his egg

Please come out, Gor-Gor of you I beg

Will he be a happy child? Maybe...

More likely he'll be a crack baby

We infected his being with evil drugs

So he would grow up and be a thug

Destroying this planet, the world he'll mug

The human race will die and we'll just shrug

SHRUG

Have You Seen Me? Lyrics

[Coffee shop noises]

Zoobie-daba-do-za-ba-bow

Zoobie-zoobie-zoo-za-za-zow

[Verse 1]

Mommies

I've been stealing your babies

I gag the brat and then maybe

I'll suck out his brains!

You know those dead kids

They're making me feel almost hard

I go get one from the school yard

He bled like a stuck pig!

[Chorus]

Have you seen me?

(Have you seen me?)

[Verse 2]

Suckle

My bloated love knuckle

Just like Fatty Arbuckle

I'm gay and I'm proud!

That's right

Faggot

And a corpse full of maggots

I wanna blow cum not bag it

Goddamnit I'm horny!

[Chorus]

Have you seen me?

(Have you seen me?)

[Interlude]

It's just a dead child

An object I've defiled

Yes I know it's wrong

You'd rather that it was your mom?

So! So!

Whoaaa!

It's just a dead child

An object I've defiled

Yes I know it's wrong

You'd rather that it was your mom?

Your mom

My mom

Our mom

Anybody's mom!

So! So!

[Unintelligible chattering and screaming]

[Chorus]

Have you seen me?

Have you motherfucking seen me?

Have you seen me?

Have...You...Seen...

ME!

[Outro]

S-S-S-S-S-S-S-Sated!

Now that I've masturbated

I'm in love and I'm hated

I don't follow the crowd

But I said you

I said you're covered in vile spew

My filthy chunk is all over you

My filthy filthy filthy chunks

My filthy filthy filthy

Oh!

Rock ’n’ Roll Never Felt So Good Lyrics

[Verse 1]

I met her at a donkey show, she was

Minutes past 13

Suckin' on a cherry Yoo-hoo, readin'

Nugget Magazine

Cum-spattered tube-top

Scrawny pre-pube tits

That's when I saw she was a

Quadruple-chick

[Pre-Chorus]

And I said, "Baby, you're looking good"

That's when I noticed her legs were wood

I grabbed a stump

And dragged her out the door

I need a hole, I don't need no hips

I laid a line of coke on her tits

That's when I ripped off

Her dirty shit-filled drawers

[Chorus]

Good

Should

Could

I think it feels pretty

Good

Should

Could

I think it feels pretty

Good, so good, so good, so good

So good, so good, so good, so good

So good

Heh!

[Verse 2]

It wasn't nothing pretty

She took my genital germ

Her limbless body thrashed about, filled with

Infected sperm

I criss-crossed with my cable

I smashed her face through a door

They found her in a plastic bag down by

Highway 64

[Pre-Chorus]

And I said, "Baby, you're looking good"

That's when I saw that her legs were wood

I know you people

That you just don't understand

I need a hole, I don't need no hips

I need the taste of dick on my lips

I fucked her asshole with a

A piece of frozen shit

And I say...

[Chorus]

Good

Should

Could

I think it feels pretty

Good

Should

Could

I think it feels pretty

Good, so good, so good, so good

So good, so good, so good, so good

So good

So good, so good, so good, so good

So good, so good, so goddamn good

So good

"How you feel now, baby?"

Rock and roll never felt so...

Good

Heh!

The Road Behind Lyrics

[Vocals by Oderus Urungus & Beefcake The Mighty]

[Verse 1]

Well I'm travelin' down the road

And I'm carrying that heavy load

I stagger 'round in a stupor

Sleazy, I can't do the show

I'm hangin' out backstage

I'm in a homicidal rage

I signed a million dollar contract

I puked on every page

Slaughtered half the crew

'Cause they ate my deli tray

Oh baby hey

I said I'd do the show

And I canceled anyway

[Pre-Chorus]

You were a road kill baby

'Til I scraped you in my arms

Just another wattle flapping

On the old turkey farm

So baby

[Chorus]

While the wheels keep rolling

And another milepost gone

All along on the road behind

Oh can't you hear me calling

Just like the sad whale song

I'm on that road behind

[Verse 2]

Well there you have it, baby

I'm just a sensitive guy

Y'know I snuffed a million planets

But I still find time to cry

Because there's more to life

Than making other people die

Like a little bloody tear baby

Running out my dirty little eye

And some things, baby

They don't make no sense

Does it really matter if it bugs your parents?

[Pre-Chorus]

You're a road kill baby

I scraped you in my arms, ow!

'Nother wattle flappin'

On the old turkey farm

So baby

Baby, quit your crying

Put them clown britches on

[Chorus]

While the wheels keep rolling

And another milepost gone

All along on the road behind

Oh can't you hear me calling

Just like the sad whale song

I'm on that road behind

Oh yeah!

[Solo]

[Chorus]

While the wheels keep rolling

And another milepost gone

All along on the road behind

Oh can't you hear me calling

Just like the sad whale song

I'm on that road behind

While the wheels keep rolling

And another milepost gone

All along on the road behind

[Outro]

Well the wheels keep rolling

And another signpost gone

Baby, can't you hear me calling

Like a sad whale song

Sad whale, baby

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Track Lyrics

Ham on the Bone Lyrics

Crack in the Egg Lyrics

Have You Seen Me? Lyrics

Rock ’n’ Roll Never Felt So Good Lyrics

The Road Behind Lyrics