Hell-o!

[Intro]

I'm in love

I wanna do it

[Verse]

I'm asleep, but I can never dream

'Cause dreaming brings me back to you

I try to think of what the future holds

Because my past belongs to you

I'm in love

I wanna do it

[Verse]

I'm asleep, but I can never dream

'Cause dreaming brings me back to you

I try to think of what the future holds

Because my past belongs to you

I'm in love

I wanna do it

[Chorus]

I'm in love, I'm in love, I'm in love

I'm in love with you

I'm in love with you

I'm in love with you

I'm in love with you

I'm in love, I wanna do it

I'm in love, I'm in love, I'm in love

I'm in love, I wanna do it

I'm in love, I'm in love, I'm in love

I'm in love, I wanna do it

[Verse]

I'm asleep, but I can never dream

'Cause dreaming brings me back to you

I try to think of what the future holds

Because my past belongs to you

I wanna do it

Because my past belongs to you

I wanna do it

[Intro]

Filth

[Verse 1]

Welcome to your world of filth

Where costly cash is jumbo puke

The words they rhyme the sound you crave

You lust for what's called Jumbo Pave

For what's called Jumbo Pave

[Verse 2]

Here within your filthy world

The terror mongers fight the squirrels

So come on down to dynasty

And you get muscular dystrophy

[Chorus]

That girl outside

She said she'd lick but she lied

Your world, it writhes, it makes me frown

But you can set it aflame, the molten nipple mound!

[Verse 3]

Here within your filthy world

The terror mongers fight the squirrels

So come on down to dynasty

And you get muscular dystrophy

[Bridge]

Your lives, controlled

Fortune favors the bold

[Hook]

World o' filth, world o' filth

World o' filth, world o' filth

World o' filth, world o' filth

Filth, filth, filth, filth

[Chorus]

That girl outside

She said she'd lick but she lied

Your world, it writhes, it makes me frown

But you can set it aflame, the molten nipple mound!

[Outro]

Down, down, down!

Down, down, down!

Down, down, down, down, down, down!

Down!

[Intro]

Tongue in my anal cave

[Verse 1]

Churning through the bestial muck

A cosmic forklift rules my throbbing asshole

The all-eye says you are the right slave

To be my anal knave, tongue in my anal cave

[Chorus]

Boy, you're just a war-toy

You're my little anal butter boy

Oh, I'm so filled with joy

Oh, I'm so filled with joy

Now I know glee

[Verse 2]

10 million hosebags every day

They die for me to have my way

Surely it is their deaths they seek

To brave my toxic anal reek

[Bridge]

Yes, I'm so glad he is among us

I'm so glad he is a fungus

I'm so glad he is among us

Filled condoms, my nipples explode

[Chorus]

You're just a war toy

You're my little anal butter boy

Oh, I'm so filled with joy

Oh, I'm so filled with joy

Now I know glee, G-L-E-E

[Verse 3]

Let's all go drink and kill and fart, uh-huh

Now sure it's fun, but is it art? Toughy!

The all-eye sees the butt disease

Humanity is on their knees with little boys

[Chorus]

And little war toys

And lots of little pretty butter boys

Oh, I'm so filled with joy

Oh, I'm so filled with joy

Now I know glee

[Outro]

War toy, war toy, war toy!

Oh, oh oh

[Intro]

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa

[Verse 1]

Gazing through that toothy maw

You could not conceive what I saw

See, in my land, there is no sun

In my country, there are no guns, okay!

[Chorus]

Cause we are GWAR and we'll go far

We've got guitars, we'll eat your car

GWAR! GWAR! GWAR! GWAR!

[Verse 2]

Gazing through that toothy maw

You could not conceive what I saw

In my land, there is no sun

In my country, there are no guns, no!

[Chorus]

Cause we are GWAR and we'll go far

We've got guitars, we'll go to war

GWAR! GWAR! GWAR! GWAR!

[Verse 3]

Steel and leather, whips and chains

We've learned how to enjoy pain

Life in a cave ain't too roomy

Now only the penthouse will do me, go!

[Chorus]

Cause we are GWAR and we'll go far

We've got guitars, we'll go to war

GWAR! GWAR! GWAR! GWAR!

[Outro]

GWAR!

GWAR! GWAR! GWAR! GWAR! GWAR!

Whoa, whoa, whoa!

[Intro]

Take cover!

[Spoken]

Ahhh... Now that the Cosmic Control Tape is in my grasp, this band'll play everything I want perfectly the first time through. And you know, while I was sitting on the toilet last night, I thought up this little ditty. And I thought you guys, like, might like to play it for me. But anyways, in case you furballs haven't heard of me, my name is Techno Destructo, and I can outfight, outfuck, outfart any of you lame-ass motherfucking rock stars, because I am Techno Destructo! And I come from beyond Jupiter, beyond Venus, and that's way past Uranus, buddy. And I come from there with a mission, and that mission is to make GWAR give up their decadent rock lifestyles, and join me and The Master in the holy jihad to rid the universe of his deadly enemies. And that means no more Super Big Gulps, or women with tits the size of Ethiopia

[Pre-Chorus]

GWAR will serve The Master

Or GWAR will die!

[Chorus]

Techno Destructo, Techno Destructo

Techno Destructo, GWAR must die!

[Verse 1]

I'm the walking droid with the microchip brain

A megaton bufferin' to forever end your pain

When it comes to taking life, I'm the cosmic leech

I'll make World War III seem like Sunday at the beach!

[Spoken: Announcer]

Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to the Mammoth Puke-O-Plex Organized Death Arena, where tonight we've got that intergalactic potato masher, Techno Destructo, facing off against Oderus Urungus, the infamous baby crusher and "Irish Kid", in a no-holds-barred -- Whoa! They haven't even shaken hands and oh my god, Oderus has been pile-driven in the nuts with a Marshall stack. You know that's gotta hurt! And Techno's got him in the nuclear vicegrip... he's breaking open his skull, and he's... he's... he's making a meal out of Oderus' brain! Ahhh!

[Bridge]

GWAR must die!

GWAR must die!

[Verse 2]

I can't comprehend on how you get your thrills

In dicing up worms and making love to roadkill

The decadence of your lives was just as clear a glass

Now it's broken into shards I can shove into your ass!

[Outro]

Techno Destructo, Techno Destructo

Techno Destructo

Aww, shit..., the Cosmic Control Tape, ahhhh...

Hooray!