Bloody Pit of Horror
Gwar
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Zombies, March!
04 : 33
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Come the Carnivor
02 : 23
3
A Gathering of Ghouls
02 : 07
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Storm Is Coming
03 : 54
5
TickāTits
03 : 18
6
Beat You to Death
03 : 39
7
You Are My Meat
02 : 33
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Hail, Genocide!
03 : 19
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KZ Necromancer
03 : 19
10
The Litany of the Slain
04 : 16
11
Sick and Twisted
03 : 42
12
HellāO Medley
07 : 51
13
Stripper Christmas Summer Weekend
04 : 13
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Track Lyrics
Zombies, March! Lyrics
[Intro]
Welcome once again
To the Bloody Pit, my friends
We're so glad you could attend
Come and die, come and die
Yes, the Bloody Pit of Horror, here
As sick as is Gomorrah queer
It's purple purpose crinkly clear
Here!
[Chorus]
I, I!
I, I!
I, I!
I lead the zombie army
They, they!
They are my sweetest slaves
These creatures
Well they shall never harm me
I saved them
From far beyond the grave
[Verse]
Lid on coffin cold
Return was foretold
Barrel, box, or bloody sack
Planted deep they still come back
Beyond the world of life
Beneath the scroll of time
The zombies rise and curse the light
They curse the living and they bite
You find it alarming, I find it quite charming
They way the dead they explode from the ground
I found it amazing, the dead we were raising
And the stinking pile of bodies formed a molten nipple mound
I, I!
Your life is lost yet un-death
Found
The Bloody Pit of Horror
Has a bloody tale to tell
The Bloody Pit of holy shit
Oh motherfucking what the hell
[Solo]
I!
The Bloody Pit of Horror! (I!)
[Chorus]
I, I!
I lead the zombie army
I, I!
I lead the zombie army
I, I!
I lead the zombie army
I, I!
They are my sweetest slaves
My sweetest slaves
[Bridge 2]
The Zombie King
He walks alone
The Zombie King
He has no throne
Just a never-ending hunger
And a hole that can't be filled
By the centuries of victims
From the living he has killed
Who have all passed
Beneath the Earth
To transform into living dead
And swell his martial ranks
Who ever would've thought
You could teach them to drive tanks?
Drive tanks through banks
Zombies, March!
[Solo]
The Zombie King, he calls his troops
Der Krieg is coming soon
The filthy fiend stand wall-to-wall
And this is a big room!
The creatures of the underworld are an imposing bunch
But zombies are my sweetest slaves, as long as they get lunch
Vampires, they fucking suck
You know, because they're gay
Biker Werewolves, what a joke
They've sure seen better days
Zombie King don't give a damn cause he already rules
Even though his followers are nincompoops and boobs
Zombies, March!
Storm Is Coming Lyrics
[Chorus]
Storm
Storm is coming
Storm
Storm is coming
[Verse 1]
The death camps are growing like mushrooms through dew
But this time the murdered are not only Jews
We kill every species, not just one or two
You'll go in the pit and then you'll be reborn
You won't feel the cold and you'll never get warm
And then you will take your place in the storm
[Chorus]
Because storm
Storm is coming
Storm
Storm is coming
[Verse 2]
You may wonder why I create these creatures
Big on stench but short on redeeming features
I'll tell you if you meet me under the bleachers
Syn, he is broken, The Master is vanquished
We've got a Scumship, no need to be banished
The cosmos, a buffet, and I'm fucking famished
I need an army
To lead into battle
And rape the elderly
Drive them like cattle!
We're killing you
To come along
Our undead host
Is now six billion strong
[Chorus]
Because storm
Storm is coming
Storm
Storm is coming
Storm
Storm is coming
Storm
Storm is coming
[Bridge]
There's a storm coming...
And you're gonna fucking die!
Ascend to space
The Scumdog ships
Infested with the dead
Commander Adama
Is now on the bridge
He has no fucking head
Black void! Sorgo, Destroyer
Ruined hulks lay burnt and broken
These are the war dogs of Nebulon
These dogs created for war
(Storm, Storm, Storm, Storm)
Storm is coming, storm is coming
(Storm, Storm, Storm, Storm)
Storm is coming, storm is coming
(Storm, Storm, Storm, Storm)
Storm is coming, storm is coming
(Storm, Storm, Storm, Storm)
Storm is coming, storm is coming
Black void
Overload
Crest the solar filth
Bringing fire from all quarters
Release the dogs of Nebulon
Array the host
The Nekro-Swarm
Armored, gleaming humanoid
The chittering mass fills our sensor screen
Drive them back to the void
Slaughter!
The cosmos scrubbed clean
Power!
Like none I'd seen
GWAR, destroyers, simply super
The usurped becomes usurper
Battle madness, always spilling
Crackling chaos, always killing
Zombie troopers rape the old
Corpses float in zero-G
We are the Scumdog Soldiers
This is how we make war
Not happy just slaughtering species
The planet is clove to the core
Sometimes these hideous memories
Bring tears of joy to my scabby face
We are the Scumdogs and this is our war
'Til we burn the last world and kill the last race
Last race!
TickāTits Lyrics
[Verse 1]
Well have you seen her tits?
When they are covered in ticks
It's shit like that
That makes monks shag their wicks
Say have you seen her ticks?
Sucking on her tits?
Not even dog-tits are better than this
Unless of course they are covered in ticks
What could be better than ticks on your tits?
Except for dick-ticks, all up in the slit
And also, your mother's a whore
The ticks got so big, they won't fit through the door
Have you seen her tits when they're covered in ticks?
Let's all go lick them then pop them with sticks
Tick-tits are growing, they're saggy and grey
And once you fuck tick-tits, you'll never go gay
[Chorus]
Tick-tits
Tick-tits
Tick-tits
Tick-tits, I love
Tick-tits
Tick-tits
Tick-tits, dick-slit, sick shit
Ahhh!
[Verse 2]
Have you seen her tits?
Underneath all of those ticks?
Baggy and saggy and filled up with pus
This is your mom, she hangs out with us
Dammit, I love me some ticks
So do the wops and the micks
And if you don't you oughta
The Mexicans love a big Tick-tit pinata
I am addicted to ticks
And I don't wanna sound like a prick
So many ticks you can't see her at all
If it keeps up like this, she'll be banned from the mall
Now let's set fire to the ticks
It's as easy as flicking your Bic
The tick-titted wonder is bursting with flame
Her tits are on fire, I don't know her name
[Chorus]
Tick-tits
Tick-tits
Tick-tits
Tick-tits, I love
Tick-tits
Tick-tits
Tick-tits, dick-slit, sick shit
Ahhh!
[Bridge]
I got this job on eBay
They sent me to scrape out her flap
Never guessed I'd be so impressed
By her tick-tit dick-slit trap
Just a flopping mass of grayish skin
Oozing ichor from every crease
Did I forget to mention
She's morbidly obese?
Tick! Tits!
Tick! Tits!
Tick-tits
Oh Tick-tits
Please clean out your gash
(Tick! Tits!)
A rugby team is at the door
We really need the cash
(Tick! Tits!)
[Chorus]
Tick-tits
Tick-tits
Tick-tits
Tick-tits, I love
Tick-tits
Tick-tits
Tick-tits, dick-slit, sick shit
Ahhh!
[Solo]
[Bridge 2]
Her suffering is over now
She found death, I pray
Her body so covered in insects
Haven't seen her face for days
Her mung-encrusted 'ginal hole
Became a swarming insect bowl
Baggy and saggy and puffy and gross
The talk of the town!
The toast of the coast!
Beat You to Death Lyrics
[Verse 1]
I am a throwback to primeval age
I'm easy to anger, I'm quick to enrage
Get in my way and you forfeit your life
I'll orphan your children and widow your wife
[Chorus]
Fight now!
'Til there's only one left
Right now!
I will lay you to rest
[Verse 2]
I am the bringer of thunder and pain
My fists of lead fall upon you like rain
Resistance is futile, your fate has been sealed
I will not stop until you have been killed
[Chorus]
Fight now!
'Til there's only one left
Right now!
I will lay you to rest
Cry out!
With your last dying breath
Die now!
As I beat you to death
Ha!
[Verse 3]
I need no weapon to bring you to heel
My fist in your face is the last thing you feel
Beg me for mercy and see what that gets you
My only real pleasure is getting to hit you!
[Chorus]
Fight now!
'Til there's only one left
Right now!
I will lay you to rest
Cry out!
With your last dying breath
Die now!
As I beat you to death
[Bridge]
I have no room in my heart for compassion
If you piss me off, I will simply start smashing
Your pleas for reason are simply pathetic
Why waste my words when my fists are poetic?
Beat you down!
To the ground!
Break your bones!
Final blow!
And blood will flow
It's clobberin' time!
[Solo]
I hate you, I hit you
I hate you, I hit you
I hate you, I hit you
I hate you, I hit you
I hate you, I hit you
I hate you, I hit you
I hate you, I hit you
I beat you to death
HellāO Medley Lyrics
[Part I: GWAR Theme]
This one's for the old-schools
Whoa, whoa, whoa
Let's get the Biledriver out here
Ohhh!
My wife has a face like a yak
She die in the field, hunter shoot her
Gazing through that toothy maw
You could not motherfuckin' titty-suckin' believe
What I motherfuckin' saw!
In my land, you know, there is no sun
There are no guns, okay!
Cause we are GWAR and we'll go far
We've got guitars, we'll trash your bar
GWAR, GWAR, GWAR, GWAR!
[Part II: U Ain't Shit]
Ay! Ay! Ay!
My life is in a rut, I need a good kick in the butt
My mind meets the hand of doom
Don't you know, he's in this room
You ain't shit until you learn how to rock
You ain't shit until you learn
[Part III: Americanized]
Ohhh-a-ohhh
Oh-ohhh-oh-ohhh
A-m-m-m-m-m-m-mericanized, nine tons of crack a day
M-m-m-m-m-m-m-mericanized, It's up my butt, the U.S.A
U, U.S.A., say!
U, U.S. of A!
[Part IV: AEIOU]
U! U! U! U!
U! U! U! U!
A-E, A-E-I-O
U! U! U! U!
A-E, A-E-I-O
U! U! I-O-U
Yes, yes, these are Satan's vowels
No, no, these are Gor-Gor's vowels
Yes, yes, these are Satan's vowels
No n-n-no n-n-no n-n-no
[Part V: Pure As The Arctic Snow]
Ohhh-ohhh
As pure as the Arctic snow
Oh-oh-ohhh-ohhh-ohhh-ohhh
Pure as the Arctic snow
Go!
[Part VI: Bone Meal]
Hello, Robin!
Piles of dead corpses, we're turning the screws
Turned into bone meal for our troops to use
Get in the oven, get in the shower
Get a wheelbarrow, we'll be here for hours
Bone meal, better than no meal at all
Bone meal, better than no meal so get in the
Bone meal, better than no meal at all
Bone meal, better than no meal so get in the stall, go!
[Part VII: Ollie North]
[Gibberish]
Ollie North, Ollie North (He knows it!)
Ollie North, Ollie North!
[Part VIII: I'm In Love (With A Dead Dog)]
I'm in love, I'm in love with a dog named Pookie
[Part IX: Time For Death]
So! So! So! So! So! So!
And now it's time for death
And now it's time for death
Death! Death!
And now it's time for death
[Part X: War Toy]
I'm so glad he is among us
I'm so glad he is a fungus
I'm so glad he is among us
Filled condoms!
[Part XI: Captain Crunch]
Disciple, disciple, disciple of sin!
Disciple, disciple, disciple of sin!
Disciple, disciple, disciple of sin!
Disciple, disciple, disciple of...
[Part XII: Rock & Roll Party Town]
Ahh!
Hey there, girl, do you like my big dick?
Hey there, baby, suck it 'til it gets real thick
Rock and roll party town
Rock and roll, gonna party down
Rock and roll party town
She's a rock and roller, she's a party stroller
Rock and fucking ohh!
[Part XIII: GWAR Theme - Reprise]
Steel and leather, whips and chains
We've learned how to enjoy pain
Life in a cave ain't too roomy
Now only the penthouse will do me
Cause we are GWAR And we'll go far
We've got guitars, we'll trash your bar!
GWAR, GWAR, GWAR, GWAR!
That's right, my wife!
She has a very nice vagina
Pittsburgh!
That is-a typical behavior
GWAR, GWAR, ohhh!
Here's to another 20 thousand years
Alright, the big rock and roll ending is coming now
Are you ready?
Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!
GWAR!
Thank you! Thank you!
Ahhhh!
Here we go!
Goodnight!