Everything Sucks
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Everything Sux
01 : 30
2
Iām the One
02 : 15
3
Coffee Mug
00 : 34
4
Rotting Out
01 : 57
5
SickāOāMe
01 : 46
6
Caught
01 : 47
7
When I Get Old
02 : 29
8
Doghouse
01 : 47
9
She Loves Me
02 : 33
10
Hateful Notebook
02 : 24
11
We
02 : 36
12
Eunuch Boy
00 : 19
13
This Place
01 : 17
14
I Wonāt Let Me
03 : 07
15
Thank You
04 : 30
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Track Lyrics
Coffee Mug Lyrics
[Verse 1]
Mug, mug, mug
Coffee mug
Gonna clear away the haze
Liquid proof
That I can win this race
Coffee mug
The grip that keeps me tall
My interlink
Keeps me questing all
[Chorus]
I don't need no booze or drugs
I just chug-a-lug-o my coffee mug
And I don't need no kiss and hug
I just chug-a-lug-o my coffee mug
[Verse 2]
They haven't banned
My liquid drug of choice
There's too many hooked
And they've got too much voice
So, for the moment
We're all pretty good to go
With 98 cups
With 98 more to go
[Chorus]
I don't need no booze or drugs
I just chug-a-lug-o my coffee mug
And I don't need no kiss and hug
I just chug-a-lug-o my coffee mug
[Outro]
Here a bean, there a bean
Everywhere a mean, mean bean
Chug-a-lug-o my
Coffee mug, mug, mug, mug
SickāOāMe Lyrics
[Verse 1]
New love, new fun, new me
Isn't that the way it's supposed to be?
New fear, nothing's clear to me
And that's how it's always gonna be
I've never been real sure of myself
Never trusted someone else
Something in you puts my fears to rest
[Chorus]
We'll bring it up and never touch the ground
And when you need me I'll be around
This is how its gonna be if you don't get sick-o-me
[Verse 2]
She loved me and I loved her
It was all so fun and new
We were going to go all over the world
And do everything there is to do
But something spoiled our plans
We couldn't meet our own demands
Every problem put us to the test
[Chorus]
We brought it up and then we let it down
And when she needed me I wasn't around
That was how it had to be then she just got sick-o-me
[Bridge]
Relationships deteriorate, I've seen it from the start
Easy as it is to fall in love, it's easier to fall apart
I won't let it fall apart
[Chorus]
Bring it up and never touch the ground
And when you need me I'll be around
This is how it's gonna be if you don't get sick-o-me
Well hold it up and never let it down
And when you need me I'll be around
This is how it's gotta be so you don't get sick-o-me
[Outro]
So you don't get sick-o-me
So you don't get sick-o-me
Caught Lyrics
[Verse 1]
Hear about the president?
He used to smoke pot
He never broke the law
'Cause he never got caught
[Chorus]
It's a sign of the times, it's the ultimate crime
Guilty of being caught red-handed
Roll of the die says you're gonna do time
Guilty of being caught red-handed
[Verse 2]
Junkie drug dealer
Gets fifty years' time
While the millionaire murderer
Just pays a fine
[Chorus]
It's a sign of the times, it's the ultimate crime
Guilty of being caught red-handed
Roll of the die says you're gonna do time
Guilty of being caught red-handed
[Refrain]
I'll pretend not to see
What you pretend you don't do
I'm innocent like you
[Verse 3]
So many stupid laws
Gonna have to break a few
Speed or run a red light
I might too
When the man pulls you over
Like it or not
You're just one of the many
Only you got caught
[Chorus]
It's a sign of the times, it's the ultimate crime
Guilty of being caught red-handed
Roll of the die says you're gonna do time
Guilty of being caught red-handed
[Refrain]
I'll pretend not to see
What you pretend you don't do
I'm innocentā
[Chorus]
Sign of the times, ultimate crime
Guilty of being caught red-handed
Roll of the die, gonna do time
Guilty of being caught red-handed
Eunuch Boy Lyrics
[Verse 1]
Eunuch boy, eunuch boy
Thought a lawnmower was another toy
Don't laugh at him cause he can't piss straight
He can't even masturbate
[Chorus]
Got no gonads, only to sockets
Got no bulge in his pockets
[Verse 2]
Eunuch boy, eunuch boy
Thought a lawnmower was another toy
Can't even make it through a day of school
They try to stomp his shriveled tool
[Outro]
It must suck to know you'll never fuck
Thank You Lyrics
[Verse 1]
I listen to you for hours
I'll listen all day just keep hitting me the right way
Sing your song in the shower
Cause you got a way to say what I can never say
[Pre-Chorus]
Right, right on
When I feel weak you make me feel strong
Make me feel strong
[Chorus]
I won't say your name
But you know who you are
I'll never be the same again
Now, no way
I just want to say
Thank you for playing the way you play
[Verse 2]
You don't get played on the radio
That's not the game you play
Well I don't care anyway
I glued your tape in the stereo
So I know every word every note and every chord is
[Pre-Chorus]
Right, right on
When I feel weak you make me feel strong
Make me feel strong, feel like nothings wrong
[Chorus]
I won't say your name
You know who you are
I'll never be the same again
Now, no way
I just want to say
Thank you for playing the way you play
[Guitar Solo]
[Bridge]
Did you know you're why I go
And waste my time at a rock and roll show
You let me know I'm not alone
[Pre-Chorus]
You make me feel strong, make me feel strong
Feel like nothing's wrong
[Chorus]
I won't say your name
But you know who you are
I'll never be the same again
Now, no way
I just want to say
Thank you for playing the way you play
[Outro]
Thank you for playing the way you play
Thank you for playing the way you play