Enjoy!

[Verse 1]

Flatulation punctuates the still night air

And I thank God you're here

[Chorus 1]

I queefed, enjoy

Smell my love, enjoy

Make the most of my butt-toast

Enjoy, my good friends, enjoy

[Verse 2]

The laces of my shoes unlock the mystery

Come and share a treat with me

I can't recall the last time I washed my feet

We're in for a treat (Wow)

[Chorus 2]

Here's my shoes, enjoy

And here's my socks, enjoy

Make the most of my toe-toast

Enjoy, my good friends, enjoy

[Interlude]

Ah, the window, get the window, get the window

(Mustard gas)

Get the window

(Billy) Oh no

(Check this out, check it out. Ah, it wasn't very loud)

Hahahahahaha, ahaha

(Let's go to Gooch's and get some apricots)

Why don't you take a wiff of my sniffin' jiff?

(That one packed a punch)

Take a wiff, take a wiff of my sniffin' jiff

Wait, wait, wait. Turn down the stereo, I got a good one, here

Ahh

No wait, listen to this one, listen

Ahh, yeah

Okay guys, roll down your windows, Doug just cut a smelly fart

Roll down your windows, roll down your windows

Guys, roll down your windows

[Verse 1]

Flatulation punctuates the still night air

And I thank God you're here

[Chorus 3]

I queefed, enjoy

Smell my feces, enjoy

Sniff my ass whilst I pass gas

Enjoy my good friends, enjoy

[Intro]

Wendy, Wendy left me alone (Hurts so bad)

Wendy, Wendy left me alone (Hurts so bad)

[Verse 1]

Wendy, Wendy what went wrong? Oh, so wrong

We went together for so long

[Chorus]

I never thought a boy could cry

'Til you made it with another guy

Wendy, Wendy left me alone

[Verse 2]

Wendy, Wendy don't lose your head, lose your head

Wendy, don't believe a word he says

[Chorus 2]

I couldn't picture you with him

The future looks awful dim

Oh Wendy, oh, Wendy left me alone (Hurt so bad)

[Guitar Solo]

[Verse 3]

Whoa!

Wendy, I wouldn't hurt you like that, no no no

I thought we had our love down pat, guess I was wrong

[Chorus 3]

The furthest thought from my mind

Was the day that I'd wake up and find

Wendy, Wendy left me alone

[Bridge]

Hurts so bad!

[Outro]

Wendy, Wendy left me alone (Hurts so bad)

Wendy, oh, Wendy left me alone (Hurts so bad)

Wendy, Wendy left me alone (Hurts so bad)

Wendy, Wendy left me alone (Hurts so bad)

Wendy, Wendy left me alone (Hurts so bad)

Wendy, Wendy left me alone (Hurts so bad)

Wendy, Wendy left...

[Intro]

"Warning: the Bassmaster General has determined that coffee is good for your health."

[Verse 1]

Doug is bouncing off the walls

Ray is drooling big spit balls

Feeling cranky, logged all night

[Chorus]

Kids on coffee!

Kids on coffee!

Kids on coffee!

[Verse 2]

Where's my Bonus Cup?

Come on, man, fill me up! (Yeah, yeah, yeah)

I need some Krappers to wash it down

[Chorus]

Kids on coffee!

Kids on coffee!

Kids on coffee!

[Bridge]

Bonus, bonus, bonus, bonus, bonus, bonus, bonus, bonus, bonus, bonus, bonus, bonus, bonus, bonus, bonus, bonus, bonus, bonus, bonus, bonus!

[Chorus]

Kids on coffee

Kids on coffee

Kids on coffee

[Verse 3]

Went driving down to San Diego

Passing up the nuclear tits

Go away off my earth!

[Chorus]

Kids on coffee

Kids on coffee

Kids on coffee

[Outro]

"Thanks to modern chemistry, sleep is now optional."

[Intro]

Hi, I was just noticing you, across the room

That's a really nice, pretty dress

Well, I saw you smiling, gee..

I've never seen you before, and I was wondering, you know, if you, like, you know...

Oh, no? Okay, well, never mind, see you later

[Verse 1]

Hey you, new wave, come over here

You're the prettiest thing I've seen all year

Hey you, new wave, don't turn away

Close those pouty lips and listen to what I say

Why must you smoke that clove cigarette?

Why must you act like you've got a hole in you head?

Tell me, tell me, why don't you split the squares and love me instead?

[Pre-Chorus]

You're all shiny and clean, I've seen you in my dreams

Like the Rolls Royce I can't have, your presence makes me scream (Aaaah!)

[Chorus]

Sour grapes, you leave such a bad taste

Sour grapes, I don't need you anyways

Sour grapes, feeding, feeding my rage

Sour grapes, sour grapes, sour grapes

[Verse 2]

Hey you, new wave, well, I pity you

When you get old, what will you do?

What will you do when you turn 21?

You're cockteasing at the singles bar just for fun, yeah

Tell me, tell me, what will you do when you turn 31?

What will you do when you don't know how to love anyone?

What you gonna do?

What you gonna do?

[Bridge]

Well, I wanted her cherry, I got sour grapes

In a cute purple mini, you're just sour grapes

Well I refuse to climb the ladder for you (Sour grapes!)

No, I refuse to pant and paw for you (Sour grapes!)

I need love, don't need no beauty queen (Sour grapes!)

But still, when I look at you, I scream (Aaaah!)

[Chorus]

Sour grapes, you leave such a bad taste

Sour grapes, I don't need you anyways

Sour grapes, just go riding right by me on the crest of the new wave

Sour grapes, feeding, feeding my rage!

Sour grapes!

[Verse 1]

It's been so long since I've had a smile

I've been down for such a long while

If you could cheer me up, I could learn to love you

You kiss me now and I'll turn away

I think I'm still kissing yesterday

If you could cheer me up, I could learn to love you

[Chorus]

So love me, and cheer me up

Show me you're the one who can make me happy

Love me, and cheer me up

Show me you're the one who can make me happy

Cheer me up

Come on and cheer me up

[Refrain]

Don't want to spend the rest of my days

In yesterday's daydream, no

[Verse 2]

Out with the bad and in with the good

I feel my heart, girl, you're knocking on wood

If you could cheer me up, I could learn to love you

So generous, I'm being kind

With selfishness in the back of my mind

If you could cheer me up, I could learn to love you

[Chorus]

So love me, and cheer me up

Show me you're the one who can make me happy

Love me, and cheer me up

Show me you're the one who can make me happy

Cheer me up

Come on and cheer me up

[Refrain]

Don't want to spend the rest of my days

In yesterday's daydreams

Don't want to spend the rest of my days

Living yesterday's promises

[Verse 3]

It's been so long since I've had a smile

I stayed sad for such a long while

If you could cheer me up, I could learn to love you

No more giving my mind away

Tomorrow's love, done with yesterday

If you could cheer me up, I could learn to love you

[Chorus]

So love me, and cheer me up

Show me you're the one who can make me happy

Love me, and cheer me up

Show me you're the one who can make me happy

Cheer me up

Come on and cheer me up

[Refrain]

Don't want to spend the rest of my days

In yesterday's daydreams

Don't want to spend the rest of my days

Living yesterday's promises

Don't want to spend the rest of my days

Living yesterday

Don't want to spend the rest of my days

Singing yesterday's love songs, no

[Outro]

Come on and cheer me up

[Verse 1]

She says you're the only one

But she's an 80's girl, and she can't get enough

Treat you so right till your supply runs dry

[Pre-Chorus]

Won't you please love my friends

Won't you please

[Verse 2]

Vroom, in a brand new car, she drives to the beach

Knows the language well, the moves and the speech

Behind a blinding smile hides her empty eyes

[Pre-Chorus]

Won't you please love my friends?

Won't you please suck my friends?

Won't you please?

[Chorus]

80's girl needs a friend (80's girl needs a friend)

Party down with everyone

80's girl needs a friends (80's girl needs a friend)

She loves you for the weekend

Won't you please love my friends?

[Spoken Interlude]

She's so modern

She's so stylish

She's got mohawk on one side, long hair on the other

She's got all her bases covered

[Guitar Solo]

[Pre-Chorus]

Won't you please love my friends?

Won't you please suck my friends?

Won't you please?

[Verse 3]

She always wants someone else

Yeah. she's an 80's girl, looking out for herself

So where do you draw the line

Between a whore and a concubine?

[Pre-Chorus]

Won't you please love my friends?

Won't you please?

[Chorus]

80's girl needs a friend

Getting the goods and having such a good time

80's girl needs a friend

She'll love you for the weekend

80's girl needs a friend

Never, never let it happen again

[Outro]

Won't you please love my friends?

Won't you please fuck

[Intro]

Green

[Verse 1]

I can't believe what you just said

I say, you'd sell your soul for a dollar bill

Oh, I can see the signs in your eyes

The signs that make an honest man lie

[Pre-Chorus]

You've got green, it's on your mind

Now you've got green, it's in your eyes

Say green is sex, green is power

Such filthy thoughts

You better go take a shower

[Chorus]

You're seeing green

I'm seeing red, yeah

You're seeing green

I'm seeing red, yeah

[Verse 2]

And I can't believe what you just said (What you just said)

And I heard your song and I heard your spiel (I heard your spiel)

Music as money has gone to your head (Straight to your head)

And now you're seeing green, I'm seeing red

[Pre-Chorus]

You've got green, it's on your mind

Now you've got green, it's in your eyes

Say green is sex or green is power

Such filthy thoughts

I think you better go take a shower

[Chorus]

You're seeing green

I'm seeing red, yeah

You're seeing green

I'm seeing red

Red

[Verse 3]

I used to listen and we'd share your love, it felt so good

It really didn't matter that I had none to give

But now I want to steal your heart

Claim it as mine before the bidding starts

I've got green on my face, on my face

Got jealous green I can taste, oh, I can taste

Got bitter-green bile because you're vile, you're vile

And yet I covet what I hate

[Chorus]

You're seeing green

I'm seeing red, yeah

You're seeing green

I'm seeing red

You're seeing green

I'm seeing red

Red

Red