IV: Revenge of the Vengeance
Psychostick
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Revenge of the Vengeance
00 : 42
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Obey the Beard
03 : 53
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President Rhino
02 : 12
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H-Flat
00 : 20
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So. Heavy.
04 : 48
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Dogs Like Socks
01 : 09
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Super Legit OFFICIAL Teaser #2 Explode
00 : 31
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Quack Kills
03 : 29
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Blue Screen
04 : 37
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NSFW
03 : 13
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Danger Zone
03 : 50
12
New to the Neighborhood
00 : 54
13
Loathe Thy Neighbor
04 : 57
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AWESOME!
03 : 32
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Choking Hazard
03 : 14
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Fight to the Death
03 : 18
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Bruce Campbell
02 : 40
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Trick or Treat
00 : 40
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Dimensional Time Portal
03 : 21
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The Power of Metal Compels You
02 : 04
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Outtakes IV: The Outtakening
03 : 47
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Track Lyrics
President Rhino Lyrics
[Chorus]
All hail President Rhino
All hail
(Rhinoceros commander-in-chief)
All hail President Rhino
All hail
All hail
[Verse 1]
Republicans think they got a solid economic platform
Rhinoceros has two horns
Democrats want to raise the tax on the rich
A Rhino's skin is grey and thick
Rhino will bore through your entrails
Swat flies with his thick tail
Debate social issues
When it’s time to vote you know what to do
(Vote Rhino)
[Chorus]
All hail President Rhino
All hail
(Rhinoceros commander-in-chief)
All hail President Rhino
All hail
All hail
[News Interview:]
[R1:] "President Rhino how do you plan to turn around this country's economy?"
[P.R:] (Rhino Noises)
[R2:] "President Rhino, what's your stance on abortion?"
[P.R:] (Rhino Noises)
[R3:] "President Rhino is it true that you have a charging ground speed of over thirty miles an a hour?"
[P.R:] (Rhino Noises)
[Verse 2]
The people loved him for his brutal honesty
Till he mauled a crowd of people at a orphan charity
When Rhino's term was finally ending
His support had started waning
Grazing on the White House lawn
The press revealed that he was lazy
Foreign policies in question
Poachers gone, yet still in recession
Rhino just wants to stampede
I think it's time that he secedes
How could we all believe that such a prehistoric beast who barely sees could have capacity to lead the country to prosperity?
[Chorus 2]
Re-elect President Rhino!
(Re-elect rhinoceros commander-in-chief)
Re-elect President Rhino! Bring back the rhino
All hail President Rhino!
(All hail rhinoceros commander-in-chief)
All hail President Rhino!
All hail!
All hail!
So. Heavy. Lyrics
[Verse 1]
This song is so heavy
(It makes you want to headbutt a mountain)
This song is so heavy
(It makes razor blades taste like candy)
This song is so heavy
(It makes you want to punch a tornado)
This song is so heavy
(This chorus is nothing but growling)
[Chorus]
Ooh ooh ah
(Ah)
Ooh ooh ah
Ooh
Ooh uh ah
(Ah)
Ooh ooh
[Verse 2]
You scream high... I scream low
(Doesn't this sound fucking amazing)
Those vocals were so heavy
(It makes your grandma have a baby)
Can you understand what I'm saying?
(Cookie cookie... want a cookie!)
This song is so heavy
(It's actually kind of exhausting)
[Chorus]
Ooh ooh ah ah
Ooh uh ah
(Ah)
Uh ah
[Verse 3]
"I'm playing this rhythm with my right arm while I'm
Flexing my bicep on the other arm
And then I give it a kiss because I love my guns
And I don't think that you've had enough let's break it down
A little bit softer now
A little less brutal now
A little bit softer now
A little bit lower gain
A little bit softer now
A little less brutal now
A little bit softer now
A little less in your face
A little bit louder now
A little more brutal now
A little bit louder now
A little bit higher gain
A little bit louder now
A little more brutal now
A little bit louder now
A little more in your face
Double bass (in your face!)
Double bass (in your face!)
Jog in place (jog in place)
Jog in place (jog in place)
Teabag the stage (teabag the stage)
Teabag the stage!
[Outro]
This song was so heavy
(My eyes and eardrums are now bleeding)
This song was so heavy
(It reached the point of nauseating)
This song was so heavy
(Somebody get me a barf bucket please)
This song was so heavy
(Dude, get him a bucket, he's about to... uh)
The end
Blue Screen Lyrics
[Verse 1]
I can't believe it went down this way
I had so much left to save
I thought that we would last forever
But now I'm taking it day by day
Oh what I'd give to have you again
But there's no way I can get in
You shut me out of my whole world now
My heart is in the recycle bin
[Pre-Chorus 1]
And I....
Don't know why
Backups weren't on my mind
Till the day my computer died
My hard drive fried and I cried
I was too careless
Now it's repairless
I know that's not a word, but
I don't give a fuckless
And now that you won't load
Not even in safe mode
I gotta check e-mail on my phone
[Chorus]
I feel as blue as my screen
Your error message is true
You formatted my heart
And partitioned it in two
[Verse 2]
I'm trying so hard to be strong
To be a man who can take a fall
I guess I had to learn the hard way
The price of making you hold it all
Now fate has forced me to interact
With human beings who talk and laugh
I'm in a hell of social functions
Fresh air and sun have turned my heart black
[Pre-Chorus 2]
And I...
Know I tried
For the data you had inside
Disk utilities couldn't find
Why my access was denied
Now it's all over
I'll never recover
The memories you stored
Must have been a bad sector
And now you're so empty
You boot up to nothing
Now I gotta look up stuff in books
[Chorus]
I feel as blue as my screen
Your error message is true
You formatted my heart
And partitioned it in two
"Ugh...ugh, come on! Really? Really? Ugh!"
I saw you wouldn't get started;
I tried running GParted
Through the night just to find you couldn't be revived
I had to lose all my shit to learn to never forget
That you can never depend on just a single drive
[Verse 3]
The saves to my games and all my porn
I miss you, I miss you (Porn!)
I'll heal with time, but for now
I miss you, I miss you
Miss you, miss you
Miss you, miss you
Miss you, miss you, miss you, miss you
Miss you, miss you, miss you, miss you
Miss you, miss you, miss you
[Chorus]
I feel as blue as my screen
Your error message is true
You formatted my heart
And partitioned it in two
[Chorus 2]
I hit Control Alt Delete
I guess there's no other way
Now I'm formatting C colon
But you come up blank
AWESOME! Lyrics
[Verse 1]
Monster trucks...are fucking awesome
Running shit over...that's fuckin' awesome!
Mowing the lawn...that isn't awesome!
Monster trucks that mow the lawn...
Now that'd be awesome
All that shit that's fuckin' awesome
Give it to me
Give it to me
All that shit that isn't awesome you can keep it!
[Verse 2]
Blowjobs...are fucking awesome!
Bubble Wrap...is sort of awesome!?
Staplers...I guess they're awesome
...Yeah they can be awesome? Right?
Clipping shit together...That's productive!
All that shit that's fuckin' awesome
Give it to me!
Give it to me!
All that shit that's sort of awesome I'm indifferent!
Trampolines direct deposit fighter jets and nachos all
Awesome, awesome
Acid rain and moldy cheese and waiting in line at the DMV
All not awesome, not awesome, uh-uh
Frozen pizza, Styrofoam and clothes hangers and soap
I could take it or leave it
Awesome things are awesome and the things that aren't are not
And that's the way of the land
That's just the way the world is, man
[Verse 3]
Burning alive...is not awesome
But waking up to a puppy...that's cute and awesome!
Finding a dollar...that's pretty awesome!
Supplemental income, yeah, now we're talking!
I can't wait to spend my dollar
What should I get?
What I get?
99 cent store or dollar menu cheeseburger
All that stuff that's fucking awesome
Give it to me, give it to me
I am totally serious I'm not asking but I'm demanding
Give it to me, give it to me
How'd you like it if I strapped you down
And pulled your fingernails out
Give it to me, give it to me
All you gotta do to end the pain
Is give me awesome stuff so
Give it to me, give it to me
Thanks
Choking Hazard Lyrics
[Skit]
If victim becomes unconscious...
Clear mouth
Then
Perform abdominal thrusts
5-10 times
Repeat steps until food or object is forced out
Then do mouth-to-mouth or CPR as necessary
Repeat steps until food or object is forced out
Then do mouth-to-mouth or CPR as necessary
[Skit]
Step one (again), ask, "Are you still choking?"
Step two, still waiting on the ambulance, where are they, traffic jam, possibly
Wait a sec, flashing lights, here they come, finally!
[Skit]
This song is legit information
It could save somebody's life someday
If you find yourself in this situation
Remember what we had to say then
Perform abdominal thrusts
Again!
Fight to the Death Lyrics
4 ContributorsFight to the Death LyricsFight to the death for the last slice of pizza
You've gotta want it more than him
Fight to the death for the last pizza slice
It's time to make a stand
You've gotta punch him in the face
Then he punches you in the face back
Then you punch him in the face once again
And it makes him madder
And he punches you in the face back
And then you punch him in the face yet again
Then you punch each other continuously
Look at this guy
He thinks he knows karate
But he doesn't know karate
You've gotta put him in his place
With your fist or maybe a kick in the dick
Yeah, now maybe stomp his ribs and liver
Oh, fuck! That totally backfired
Now he's coming for you
What'chu gonna do?
And something other funny thing...
It's gone to the ground like UFC
But it's really pretty damn boring
They're just lying there holding each other
It's technical and not exciting to watch
Punch!
Knee strike!
Jab!
Kidney punch!
Eye gouge!
Wet Willy!
Elbow drop!
Potato chips!
And he's up and moving again
Now it's exciting again
What is he gonna do next?
He's gonna play a guitar solo!
Holy shit! He's got a pointy stick
He's gonna try to stab you with the pointy stick
Don't take that shit! You've gotta form a defense
The only option now left is to hit him with a truck
Fight to the death for the last can of beer!
Fight to the death for the last toilet paper!
Fight to the death 'cause a dish in the sink!
Fight to the death to see who gets the mail!
Fight to the death to see who gets to fight Alex to the death!
Fight to the death!
Fight to the death over various stuff!
The Power of Metal Compels You Lyrics
[Chorus]
The power of metal compels you to return to
Your place of origin
Or the nearest parallel dimension
Now
Go back to the hell from whence you came
[Skit]
Outtakes IV: The Outtakening Lyrics
[laughs]
Highway to the blah blah
High--[laughs, coughs something]
Mine, that is mine. Give that to me, that is mine
I saw it first!
It's mine, I want that pizza
Get off my ass (Get off my ass)
Go back inside (Go back inside)
Stay in your hole
(Stay back in KAMEeRERereREERr....)
Our tuning is boring! Boring, boring, boring, is this lined up?
Lower it, beyond reason, beyoOoOoOnd reasOoOoOn
RRRAAAAAAAAH...
Dammit!!
Hey guys this is Joe [?] I am reading for Dr. Duck, that's what we're gonna call him. Soon as those people are playing
Shut the fuck up
Feed the ducks, feed all the ducks
(FEED THE DUCKS)
You think thats funny, wait till they're coming
Don't you know... [gibberish]
We've experienced a tear in space time reality
"Why do you have me doing this? I had no idea [?] glow in the dark. Hey Jenna are you going out with tom tonight?" This shit's so ridiculous
I need you all to act like Godzilla is attacking you right now, go!
[the crowd screams]
Celebrate like we just killed Godzilla and saved the world, go!
[the crowd cheers]
Everybody go bbbbbllll
[Crowd: bbblllll!!]
Hey Alex, hook me up with a brew?
Wants ta have some of the brewskis!
Get a brewski
[plays marching cymbals]
(That's terrible) [throws down his cymbals and leaves in a huff]
Damm stoopid ass robe
There's no such thing as H-Flat
That was awesome! (That was hilarious! No such thing as H-flat!)
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