Space Vampires VS Zombie Dinosaurs in 3‐D
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Premature Intoxication
00 : 43
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Welcome to the Show
02 : 04
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Sadface :(
03 : 27
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Because Boobs
03 : 42
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Intervention for a Good Mood
02 : 45
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Hate Times 8
03 : 32
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It's Just a Movie, Stupid
03 : 36
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Political Bum
03 : 44
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That Guy
01 : 20
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Six Pounds of Terror
01 : 30
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Methane Crescendo
02 : 51
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My Clingy Girlfriend
05 : 00
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The Root of All Evil
03 : 56
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Numbers (I Can Only Count to Four)
04 : 14
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Duh, of Course We Did Outtakes!
08 : 38
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Track Lyrics
Welcome to the Show Lyrics
3 ContributorsWelcome to the Show LyricsWhat's up bitches?
We are Psychostick
I like to yell things into the microphone
And say bad words... monkeyfucker
Hey, you guys feel that right there? You feel how the bass tickles your genitals?
You know where you are right now?
Take a wild guess
You're at a concert
You're at a show
This is a concert
This is a show
Live shows are heavy (Fuck yeah, we're at a concert)
Concerts are heavy (Fuck yeah, we're at a live show)
Start up a moshpit
Mosh pits are badass
Start up a moshpit
Go fuck some shit up
Make some fucking noise
Thanks, that helps my self esteem
Let me see those horns
Now you are metal
Show me your middle fingers
You guys are dicks
Now get your keys in the air
Now fucking jingle those keys
Put your keys away
And give your neighbor a hug
Ahh, you guys are sweet
You're at a concert
Concerts are badass
You're at a live show
Live shows are bad, fuckin', ass
Sadface :( Lyrics
8 ContributorsSadface :( LyricsI read the other day that Bob was sad because his girlfriend was talking to
Her ex when she found out that he had sex with his ex wife that ruined his life
By making a post about the time he cheated on her with his old boss
Now he's single and unemployed and he said his life is completely destroyed
And I DON'T GIVE A SHIT!
Sally made a post about eating a chocolate lasagna pizza
Which she eats every time she feels alone
And I DON'T GIVE A SHIT!
Then Sam replied that he's there for her and she can come over to dry her tears
He's probably plotting to get her drunk
And I DON'T GIVE A SHIT!
Hey you, what do you read
Something negative or something bleak
Your digital confessions of depression are an obsession
The lack of your discretion leads to my increased aggression
I just wanna punch you in the face...book
Sadface emoticon
I'm rebooting my social life and you don't belong
You're gone
No more attention for the shit that don't matter
I'm apathetic towards your blubbering blather
John just made a post proclaiming he hasn't eaten since noon today
A burger and fries sound really good
And I DON'T GIVE A SHIT!
And Jack replied like "Dude, next time won't you ASK if you want me to get you something"
Then Lisa said "you shouldn't eat meat"
And I think I'm gonna have to
Hide your post, hide your blog
Hide your post, hide your blog
Hide your post, hide your blog
I don't give a shit, shut up
Shut up. Shut up. Shut up, shut up, SHUT UP!
Sadface emoticon
I'm formatting my social life and you don't belong
You're gone
No more attention for the shit that don't matter
I'm apathetic towards your blubbering blather
All that I ever wanted
Was to reach out to my friends
Instead I'm drowning in a sea of
Bitching, whining, moaning and
Complaining about the weather (block)
Fighting with your lover (block)
Griping about the government (block)
Preaching about the environment (block)
I hate my parents (block)
I lost my wallet (block)
I'm totally bored (block)
I feel so... (block)
I... (block)
But... (block)
Please... (block)
Aw, did I hurt your feelings? Oh well, I guess I'll never know!
Sadface emoticon
I'm rebooting my social life and you don't belong
You're gone
No more attention for the shit that don't matter
I'm apathetic towards your blubbering blather
Sadface emoticon
I've put up with the dramathon for way too long
You're gone
I'll do away with all the Jerry Springer
By clicking delete using my middle finger!
Intervention for a Good Mood Lyrics
2 ContributorsIntervention For A Good Mood Lyrics...Wearing Viking helmets and they're like shooting lasers at each other
It's like, it's just fucking epic, dude
And you should, you should see the one where, like, the guy has the vacuum cleaner
And he's like (No) running over the, over the rug (Dude) and then like...but
Um, yeah, um, kind of reminds me of something we've been meaning to talk to you about
(Yeah)
Help me out here, uh, I mean
Yeah, it...
I don't know how to put this, uh, gently, so, uh
I'm just gonna come out and say it, uh
Your, uh, your positive vibes and your, and your attitude
Your positive attitude, your, you know, just being happy in general
Is just not good for metal (Yeah, man)
And we need to, we need to, we need to put a stop to it, man
We're here for you, though
No, dude, I feel the hate and darkness
Dude, you're smiling right now
This isn't a smile! It's an upside down frown!
No, dude, there hasn't been one negative thing to come out of your mouth
Since we left and got on tour, dude
Get fuckin' angry!
We gotta carry all this hate weight on our shoulders and you have, you're not helping
You gotta share the hate weight
Yeah
I hate...not eating cupcakes
Oh, come on, man, you can do better than that, dude!
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, that's a start (Okay)
It's something
I hate when the day goes...pretty good
Jesus
You need to go to the vet and get yourself a hate puppy
Do you love the puppy?
No, you hate, you hate it, you hate it 'cause it hates you (Hate puppy)
You need a good, warm, light beer in you every once in a while, man
What about, what about lukewarm?
Or you can just take a really good beer and just drink it really hot
Yeah
Microwave it (Flat)
Yeah, put it in the microwave for a little while, see if that works
Think about what you hate, man
I hate...
Fuck
Oh man, we got a long...
No, I got this, I got this, I got this
I hate when...I'm playing the guitar and I break a, I break a string
Okay, okay, destruction, destruction's pretty cool, man
That's what you gotta start thinking about
Okay, okay, I hate...I do hate warm beer
Yeah, oh man, you can spit it on me
I don't know how I've never seen this before, but
Can I hate you?
Dude, you need to hate me like warm beer, buddy
It's Just a Movie, Stupid Lyrics
[Verse 1]
She was all alone in this imperfect world
And was very, very lonely
Nobody really understood just how she felt
Till one day she slipped on a banana peel
Then there he was, he picked her up
And asked her, "Hey, are you okay?"
He was tall and dark, and strong and kind
And sensitive with washboard abs, and it was
[Pre-Chorus]
Bullshit
Bullshit
That would never happen
[Chorus 1]
Knights in shining armor haven't been around since the middle ages
No one will love you till you've gotten through all your depression stages
Pull your head out of your ass, and go hit the StairMaster
Learn to paint, or take some yoga
'Cause your life is not a complete disaster
[Verse 2]
He's been friends with her since they were five
But she's in love with some other guy
He tried to get her to feel the same way about him
But she hasn't come around yet
Her boyfriend then cheated on her with
A cheerleader and seventeen strippers
Her best friend said she's too good for him
What she needs is probably right in front of her
She began to think 'bout the guy who was always there for her
And realized they were meant for each other
She looked for him, but his car broke down
So he's all alone walking in the rain
She runs after him, as she calls his name, and it was
[Pre-Chorus]
Bullshit
Bullshit
That would never happen
[Chorus 2]
Five bucks says that she totally would've taken back the guy that cheated on her
The notion of him ever getting out of the friend-zone is absurd
Pull your head out of your ass
Get a life or something
Make some friends, and chase your dreams
'Cause you won't get chicks with your low self-esteem
[Verse 3]
She walked into a party looking beautiful
He couldn't look away
Their eyes met, and it was love at first
[Pre-Chorus]
Bullshit
Bullshit
That would never happen
[Chorus 3]
Romeo and Juliet is a fairy tale and nothing more
You've gotta go around and date a bunch of duds before you finally score
Pull your head out of your ass
There's no perfect soulmate
Let it go, 'cause movies are
Just a place to go on an average date
Pull your head out of your ass
Embrace the disappointment
Pull your head out of your ass
'Cause that movie romance is all bullshit
Methane Crescendo Lyrics
2 ContributorsMethane Crescendo LyricsAlright, who did it, who did it, admit
Admit to your transgression a guilty conscience needs confession
Don't dare deny it, don't hide it, don't fight it
Denied abominations will lead to investigations
You gotta take responsibility for your flatulence
You gotta take responsibility for your gas
You gotta be accountable for silent death that you're unleashing
You gotta be accountable for all the products of your ass
Oh God, oh God, oh God
It's the wrath of the burrito
Roll down the window
A methane crescendo
Roll down the window
Roll down the window
Roll down the window
Alright, that does it, that does it, who was it
We'll find the guilty party who's been doing all the farting
Somebody's lying, you're lying, he's lying
We'll beat the truth out of you for the suffering we've gone through
You gotta take responsibility for your flatulence
You gotta take responsibility for your gas
You gotta be accountable for silent death that you're unleashing
You gotta be accountable for all the products of your ass
It's the wrath of the taco
Roll down the window
Or maybe the nachos
Roll down the window
Roll down the window
Roll down the window
The gas is building up, it's reaching lethal doses
We all will soon be found, dead while holding our noses
Oh God, it's smells like death in here
Oh God, The time for truth is near because
He that smelt it dealt it
He that sniffs it gives it (no you did it)
He that smelt it dealt it
He who denied it supplied it (no you did it)
What do you mean
It wasn't me, it wasn't me, it wasn't
What do you mean
It wasn't me, it wasn't me, it wasn't
Or maybe it was
Ha ha ha ha
Smell my stench you fuckers