Sandwich
Psychostick
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Metal?
00 : 25
2
Caffeine
02 : 49
3
Shower
05 : 27
4
A Lesson in Modesty
00 : 36
5
P Is the Best Letter
03 : 03
6
Minimum Rage
03 : 36
7
Don't Eat My Food
02 : 26
8
The Hunger Within
04 : 09
9
Grocery Escape Plan
01 : 23
10
Too Many Food
00 : 52
11
This Is Not a Song, It's a Sandwich
03 : 53
12
Girl Directions
01 : 33
13
Orange
03 : 16
14
Beer, Part 2
00 : 38
15
Do You Want a Taco?
01 : 45
16
An Attempt at Something Serious
02 : 14
17
# 1 Radio $ingle
03 : 30
18
Vah-Jay-Jay
00 : 08
19
Die... A LOT!
01 : 35
20
You've Got Mail Enhancement
03 : 32
21
Passive Vengeance
04 : 04
22
373 Thank Yous
14 : 19
23
OUTTAKES!!!1
06 : 40
24
We Ran Out of CD Space
03 : 52
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Track Lyrics
Caffeine Lyrics
6 ContributorsCaffeine Lyrics(Wah)
Caffeine hyper make me
(Wah)
Caffeine happy make me
(Wah)
Red Bull crazy make me
(Wah)
(Wah)
No Doz happy make me
(Wah)
Soda happy make me
(Wah)
Caffeine really make me
Gugah, gugugah, gugah
Gigigigigigi
Caffeine, caffeine
Caffeine, caffeine, caffeine, caffeine
Caffeine, caffeine
Caffeine, caffeine, caffeine, caffeine
Caffeine, caffeine
Caffeine, caffeine, caffeine, caffeine
Caffeine, caffeine
Caffeine, caffeine, caffeine, caffeine
Caffeine, in my coffee
Caffeine, in my Mountain Dew
Caffeine, in espresso
Caffeine, in my (sound)
Caffeine, got me buzzing
Caffeine, make me go all WEEE!
Caffeine, got me wired
Yeah
Brew me a pot of fresh coffee
Brew me a pot of fresh coffee
Getting sleep is overrated
Gimme a venti cafe latte
Gimme a venti cafe latte
I am very caffeinated
Energy drinks replace water
Energy drinks replace water
Bowels feeling irritated
Cappuccino is my mother
Frappuccino is my lover
Makes me feel exhilarated
Brewing a pot of fresh coffee
Brewing a pot of fresh coffee
Feeling fatigue as I'm waiting
Feeling fatigue as I'm waiting
Eyelids begin to get heavy
Eyelids begin to get heavy
Consciousness gradually fading
Consciousness gradually fading
(Wah)
Finally got me coffee
(Wah)
Brain is operating
(Wah)
Hopelessly addicted
(Wah)
(Wah)
Caffeine hyper make me
(Wah)
Caffeine happy make me
(Wah)
Caffeine really make me
Gugah gugugah yugugah gugugah
Yugugah gugugah yugugah gugugah
Yu gugugugugugugugugugugugugu
Nuts
Yeah, that's right!
I'll be right back, I'm gonna go take a shower
Hey, where ya goin?
Yeah, what the hell man?
We just started to metal
P Is the Best Letter Lyrics
5 ContributorsP is the Best Letter LyricsP is the best letter
In the whole alphabet
Because it starts the
Name of
The greatest band ever
The greatest band ever
Happens to be the one
You are now listening to
We're the greatest band ever
God we fuckin' rule
We should have like, 12 solid gold tour buses, each with a warp drive so we can tour the universe, and yachts made out of the bones of endangered species. Oh, we should have our band name carved into the moon, so that fans can always see our band name, and we should have guarddogs made out of diamonds to protect our ruby-encrusted palaces!
Yeah, that
R is the second best letter
Of those mentioned
Because it starts the name of
The greatest singer ever
The greatest singer ever
Happens to be the one
You are now listening to
I'm your favorite singer ever
God I fuckin' rule
You see, I'm not just an average guy, I'm the singer from Psychostick! I shouldn't just have one chick, I should have a whole harem, and I shouldn't just have one harem, I should have 2, in every state! And each chick should be able to fly to Starbucks to get my mocha frappucino, and my chicks have Wi-Fi preinstalled! Really fast Wi-Fi
J is a better letter
Than the ones that you've heard
Because it starts the name of
The guys playing stringed instruments
We are the ones that
Destroy your faces off
Because we break it down
Feel it
Just kidding
Hey, let's do A. A is a good letter too, right?
La la-la-la la, la-la la-la-la-la, la-la-la la-la
The greatest band ever
La la-la-la la, la-la la-la-la-la, la-la-la la la la
P-S-Y-C-H-O-S-T-I-C-K
P-S-Y-C-H-O-S-T-I-C-K
That's how you spell our name
Get it fuckin' right
Or we'll burn down your club
The Hunger Within Lyrics
[Verse 1]
I wish I had a taco with plenty of hot sauce
But all that I've got is a box of crackers
I wish I had a pizza with mushrooms and sausage
But all that I've got is a jar of mayonnaise
[Pre-Chorus]
The fridge is so empty
Good food is so tempting
I've got three more days
Till I get paid
[Chorus]
Take away my suffering
I can't go on with things this way
There's only so much that I can take
Of eating ramen noodles
[Verse 2]
I wish I had a waffle
All yummy and covered with syrup and butter
And fresh strawberries
I wish I had an omelet
The kind that you stop just to get at IHOP
With some hash browns and coffee
[Pre-Chorus]
The fridge is so empty
Good food is so tempting
I've got two more days
Till I get paid
[Chorus]
Take away my suffering
I can't go on with things this way
There's only so much that I can take
Of eating dry Cheerios
[Skit]
Okay, there's gotta be something to eat here. Let's see
A bag of spaghetti, no tomato sauce
A box of taco shells, no ground beef
A box of baking soda. I cannot eat that. Or can I?
[Bridge]
Spot me for lunch
Spot me for lunch
Spot me for lunch
I'll pay you back on Friday
Spot me for lunch
Spot me for lunch
Spot me for lunch
I'll pay you back real soon
[Verse 3]
I wish I had some ice cream
With plenty of chocolate syrup on top of it
Maybe whipped cream
[Outro]
Oh man, that sounds so good right now
Grocery Escape Plan Lyrics
4 ContributorsGrocery Escape Plan LyricsThe other day I went to the store to get a gallon of milk
But then I found out that they only had
One percent, but not two percent
One percent, but not two percent
One percent, but not two percent
One percent, but not two percent
I want two percent, I got one percent
I still got it on sale, I saved, 39 cents
Attention shoppers, don't forget about our buy one, get one free special on hot pockets and 12 packs of Mr. Pibb
(Ah)
I've got to get to aisle 5 right now, because
Mr. Pibb and hot pockets are buy one get one free
Out of the way, old lady
Out of the way, I'm shopping
Oh, look at the price on pickles
Out of the way, you people
Out of the way, everybody
I've got to get bread, eggs, grapes, oltec, TP, salt, toothpaste, deodorant, chips, pees, corn, cheese, porn?
Spaghettios, salt, cups, sprite, kitty litter, bleach, yogurt, Oreos, Jaeger, cheerios, what am I forgetting? What am I forgetting? What am I forgetting?
Oh yeah, beer
This Is Not a Song, It's a Sandwich Lyrics
10 ContributorsThis Is Not a Song, It’s a Sandwich LyricsI know what you're thinking
You're thinking, "This is a song"
Well I guess I'll just have to show you
Exactly where you are wrong!
Why aren't you hearing the cheese?
Why aren't you feeling the ham?
If you don't listen you'll miss it
You don't understand
I will explain it all once
I can explain it all twice
To make it clear to your brain
Until you've taken a bite
It couldn't be a dam 'cause it doesn't have a beaver
It's not the DMV 'cause it doesn't make you wait
It couldn't be a taco 'cause it isn't very crunchy
It couldn't be an Olsen 'cause it isn't Mary-Kate
It can't be Dirty Dancing 'cause it doesn't make you vomit
It couldn't be an iron 'cause it doesn't burn your face
It couldn't be Bruce Campbell 'cause it isn't freakin' awesome
It couldn't be a keyboard 'cause it doesn't have a space... BAR!
(Be-cause)
This is not a song, it's a sandwich!
What would make you think otherwise?
This is not a song, it's a sandwich!
Now no more of your vile and filthy lies
(This is a song) No, it's a sandwich!
(Uh... But, it's a song) No, it's a sandwich!
So what are you thinking?
Still think this is a song?
Do you require more proof?
Do you enjoy being wrong?
Why aren't you hearing the meat?
Why aren't you feeling the bread?
If you don't listen, you'll miss it
You're making me sad
I will explain it all once
I can explain it all twice
And then again and again
Until you've taken a bite!
It couldn't be a chick 'cause it doesn't want to marry
It can't be Windows Vista 'cause it doesn't suck enough
It couldn't be a boob 'cause it isn't very squishy
It couldn't be a beer 'cause it isn't good and stuff
It couldn't be a tub 'cause it doesn't have a ducky
It couldn't be a stoner 'cause it doesn't have a joint
It couldn't be an egg 'cause there is no Easter Bunny
It couldn't be a song 'cause it doesn't have a point
(Be-cause!)
This is not a song, it's a sandwich!
What would make you think otherwise?
This is not a song, it's a sandwich!
It's really just a hoagie in disguise
(I'm pretty sure this is a song) No, it's a sandwich!
(Song!) Sandwich!
(Song!) Sandwich!
(Jesus, dude, what is wrong with you?) No, it's a sandwich!
Lettuce, bacon, mayo, tomato, cheese, olives
Onions, frog, tuna, turkey, peppers, salami
Noodles, pizza, tires, crowbars!
You bought (or stole!)
This dumb CD
Now you are suffering
Driving home, working out
Or at your job
At your house, or wherever
On your iPod
Vah-Jay-Jay Lyrics
3 ContributorsVah-jay-jay LyricsWho likes vaginas
I do, I do
Who likes vaginas
That would be me
Passive Vengeance Lyrics
3 ContributorsPassive Vengeance LyricsYour pubes are on the soap 'cause you never wash em off
And I never say a thing
There's wrappers on the floor and you never do the dishes
And I never say a thing
Well
I'll move your bookmark to a different page
I'll let your hamster out of its cage
I'll call you names when you just left the room
I'll draw mustaches on pictures of you
Passive vengeance
Passive vengeance
No direct confrontation at all
Passive vengeance
Passive vengeance
No direct confrontation
You haven't got a job and you owe me for the rent
And I never do a thing
You always eat my food and you're hogging up the shower
And I never do a thing
Well
I'll put a scratch on your favorite CD
I'll tell your friends you watch CMT
I'll steal your change that you dropped on the floor
I won't tell you when I go to the store
Hey man
Hey
Where'd you go?
Uhh to the store
Oh well yeah I kinda needed some toilet paper. It'd be awesome if you could let me
Know when you do stuff like that
I'll be sure to let ya know next time
You won't
You won't see this coming at all
You won't
You won't see this coming
Calculated retribution you will feel me indirectly
In retaliation justice will be dealt because I
Farted on your door handle (you got more comin')
I took a roll of toilet paper (no mercy)
I gave your dog diarrhea (you got more comin')
I threw away your phone charger (so take that bitch)
So take that bitch
So take that bitch
You had enough bitch
So take that bitch
You want more bitch
So take that bitch
So take that bitch
How could you prove it was me
That's called passive vengeance
Passive vengeance
No direct confrontation at all
Passive vengeance
Passive vengeance
No direct confrontation
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