We Couldn’t Think of a Title!

Psychostick

2005 Released

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Indecision

00 : 58

Scrotal Torment

02 : 58

Two Ton Paperweight

04 : 32

Death Burger!

00 : 53

No Pun Intended

00 : 09

Why, Oh, Why

05 : 09

Pluh

05 : 50

Beer!

02 : 14

Prozak Milkshake

05 : 54

Throwin' Down

05 : 17

I Hate Doing Laundry

00 : 27

Return of the Death Burger!

00 : 23

Largiloquent Dithyramb

05 : 06

Lizard Sphere X

02 : 30

Orgasm = Love

04 : 47

Good Morning

01 : 37

In a Band to Get Chicks

04 : 11

Fake My Own Death and Go Platinum

15 : 26

Abcdeath

01 : 07

Jagermeister Love Song

02 : 28

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Track Lyrics

Two Ton Paperweight Lyrics

7 ContributorsTwo Ton Paperweight LyricsMy car is a PIECE OF SHIT!

I wanna drive you off a cliff

Watch you crash into a ravine for the things you did to me

You STUPID CAR!

I wanna make myself a pipe bomb

Blow your damn engine back to hell where I know you're from

PIECE OF CRAP!

You aren't even worth the tow

To a junkyard or a place where you'd sit and lay to waste

I WISH YOU'D DIE!

Oh nevermind, you always do

Could you tell me how much longer it will be until I'm rid of you?

I wish that you would just get hit by lightning, or something

My confidence in you is sold with every part I buy

I guess I'm just a sucker with a lemon

So pucker up and kiss another paycheck goodbye

You leak more than a newborn baby

I change your oil all the time but still you need some more

Your fluid puddles come in assorted colors

Such wonderful variety of problems galore

Will there be a time, when I know I can drive

Without my car breaking down?

And will I ever see, it start consistently

Without the pain and the suffering?

Stupid fucking car, stupid fucking car (DIE!)

My car is a PIECE OF SHIT!

I oughta give you a swift kick

In the muffler, in the tire, or wherever I desire

You STUPID CAR!

You never get me very far when

You decide driving to the store is a mortal sin

PIECE OF CRAP!

I guess you want a piece of me

Since you're leaving all your pieces I n the middle of the street

You HEAP OF JUNK!

I don't know what I'm gonna do

I just hope that I don't have to take another day of driving you

I swear you must be older than my grandma, and she's dead

The fact you run at all is quite a mystery to me

Your miles are approaching seven digits

May God have mercy on the soul that's holding the key

I guess I'm just a little angry

But for some reason, getting stranded kinda chaps my hide

You probably think I'm slightly overreacting

Has your car ever made you think about suicide?

Will there be a time, when I know I can drive

Without my car breaking down?

And will I ever see, it start consistently

Without the pain and the torment?

Will there be a time, when I know I can drive

Without my car breaking down?

And will I ever see, (music slows to stop) it start consist...?

What the...?

(Car starting) Come on...

(Car starting) Gimme a break!

(Car starts running for a moment) Ah?

(Car breaks) All right! Piece of SHIT!

(Smashing noises) DIE!

Stupid car

Pluh Lyrics

[Intro]

One, two, three, four, five, six, seven. seven? I dunno

Here we go

[Verse 1]

Tearin' down the road doin' ninety in my tiny little

Volkswagen on my way to get a tank of gas

I passed a coppa with a radar gun waitin' for a

Sucka like me to drive by goin' way too fast

I saw the red and blue in my rear view

So I pulled my slug bug over to the shoulder of the road

He looked me in the nose and said:

"Son, do you realize your tires are round?"

And I said:

"PLUH!"

[Chorus]

"Uh, what'd you say?"

Stupid guy

"I said pluh!"

[Verse 2]

Walkin down the street in my running shoes lookin' for a shoestore

So that I can find myself parking spot

I bumped into a guy that was wearing nothing but his boxers

And a cap that said:

"I like tater tots."

He said somethin' in Latin that I didn't understand

And I thought the worst until he pointed at my wrist

Then I saw that all he wanted was the time

So I looked at my broken watch, and I said:

"PLUH!"

[Chorus]

I still don't get it

"I said pluh"

What the? get that wicky-wack shit out of our music

[Bridge]

This is heavy

Yup

[Verse 3]

If there ever was a word that you heard so absurd

It could take the place of anything that you could say

Noun, verb, adverb, statement, question

Daytime, night-time, anytime, anyone

So remember the next time you forget

What you're sayin' in the middle of a sentence

Don't strain your brain to remember the words

Instead look 'em right in the nose and

Tell 'em that the answer is:

"PLUH!"

[Chorus]

"Oh, I get it"

"Yeah, now you know"

I said pluh

"Yeah, that"

[Outro]

Pluh, pluh, pluh, pluh, pluh, pluh, pluh, pluh, pluh, pluh, pluh, pluh, pluh, pluh, pluh, pluh

Pluh, pluh, pluh, pluh, pluh, pluh, pluh

Pluh, pluh, pluh, pluh, pluh, pluh, pluh, pluh, pluh, pluh, pluh, pluh, pluh, pluh

Yes I said pluh

Pluh

Satan, Satan

(dialogue)

Beer! Lyrics

6 ContributorsBeer! LyricsThe song that initially brought Psychostick fame/infamy. “BEER!!!!” is a humorous ode to, well, beer.

Its music video was a cheap animation produced in a really old version of Adobe Flash.I like beer cause it is good

I drink beer because I should

If there was a song to sing

I sing it and beer you bring

I drink beer when I am sad

Cause the beer, it makes me glad

Now there's nothing left to say

So let's go drink beer

Beer is good

And stuff

Beer is good

(Let's go drink some) beer! (beer!)

Beer (Beer!)

Beer (Beer!) Beer (Beer!)

When it's warm, it tastes real crappy

But cold beer will make me happy

When I throw up on the floor

I can go and drink some more

They say beer will make me dumb

It are go good with pizza

Now that we have drunk some beer

Let's go drive a car

Beer is good

And stuff

Beer is good

(Let's go drink some) Beer (beer!)

Beer (Beer!)

Beer (Beer!) Beer (Beer!)

Uh, dude? I think you've had enough

No!

Let's go drink some beer

I am drunk, drunk is me, I am drunk...wheee

I am drunk, drunk is me, I am...*burp*

Throwin' Down Lyrics

3 ContributorsThrowin’ Down LyricsBitch

Oh, I get it

You wanna run my life

Why don't you stick an antenna up my ass

And make me your own satellite

You bitch

Why the hell you gotta make it so damn tough

I could find a cure for cancer

But it would not be enough

You seem

To think

That I'm a money tree

Since your only big concern is

"How much will he spend on me?"

That's it

I've had it

I can't take anymore

If you can't see that you're wrong

I can show you to the door

Tell me what do you want from me

(My body, my soul?

Is there any relief for me

(From you? Hell no.)

I won't listen to you

Until your mouth is shut

And we don't gotta throw down

Just 'cause the toilet seat's up

I know, that you

Suck

I know, that you

Blow

I know, that I'm

Fucked

I know, that I

Can't say no, no, no

You've got the nerve

To tell me how to drive

When you've been in so many wrecks

It's amazing you're alive

Plus you're hogging all the oxygen

Since all you do is talk

Give me one good reason not to

Make you get out here and walk

No, that doesn't mean I think

You're overweight

I tell you all the time

I think that you look great

But hey, does it matter

With anything I say

Since I'm always wrong

And didn't do the dishes yesterday

Tell me what do you want from me

(My body, my soul?)

Is there any relief for me

(Fuck no)

I won't listen to you until your mouth is shut

And we don't gotta throw down

Just 'cause the toilet seat's up

I know, that you, suck

I know, that you, blow

I know, that I'm, fucked

I know, that I can't say no, no, no, no

I know that you suck

I know that you blow

I know that I'm fucked

Orgasm = Love Lyrics

5 ContributorsOrgasm = Love LyricsI can feel you in my heart

Even though we drift apart

With those words you spoke to me

Though I always disagree

And I listen

To the sound of

Your sweet voice cause you won't shut up

Now I'm finished

Let me call you

A taxi

(woah o yeah, woah oh)

I don't feel

That I'm feeling

Your feelings

About these feelings that you feel

(woah romance)

And you know that I love you

When we're fuckin'

Cause orgasm equals love

All my friends smile and they chuckle

At pictures of your bear moose knuckle

Please don't feel like you're a slut

When I'm peeing in your butt

And I love to donkey punch you

After I poop on your sheets

And I do it cause you love me

And I love you (awwww)

(woah oh yeah, woah some more)

I don't feel

That I'm feeling

Your feelings

About these feelings that you feel

(woa hack wheeze)

And I love you

When you show me

Your sweet boobies

Cause orgasm equals love

Take it Joshy

Woh oh oh oh oh oh oh

Aaagghhh!

That was terrible

I don't feel

That I'm feeling

Your feelings

About these feelings that you feel

You know what.. fuck this! I'm out of here!

Let's get married

And have babies

Just kidding

Cause orgasm equals love

Cause erections equals love

Cause ejaculation equals love

Cause deep throating blowjobs equal love

Cause salad tossing equals love

Double penetration equals love

Anal kidney punching equals love

Cause dirty sanchez's equal love

Cause Cleveland steamers equal love

Cause tying you up to my bed and gagging you with your own panties and sticking my wiener in between your boobies and cumming all over your chin equals love

This song ain't gettin' on the radio any time soon

Good job. Looks like we finally put the boy to sleep with our slow songs. Somebody wake him up will you

Fake My Own Death and Go Platinum Lyrics

3 ContributorsFake My Own Death and Go Platinum / Hidden Track!!!!!! Lyrics(dialogue)

Well you see

I wanna sell a million records

But my music sucks

So what am I to do?

They say an artist is appreciated after he's dead

I have no talent but

I bet that it's still true

The lyrics all suck and

The chords are too funky

We're on a major label

'Cause we're just plain lucky

We sold 4 albums

To our own mothers

We have a few supporters

But there aren't many others

What if I could live

If they all would think I'm dead

Oh just what if I could have me a cake

And eat it too

I'd be set for life

No more struggles no more strife

Let the money do the talking

I'm a dead man walking

I'm a dead man

Kill myself

And all our record sales will shoot up

Like an addict

Or that poser Eminem

Make it a mystery

And let them spot me just like Elvis

It wouldn't matter

'Cause I'd still be dead to them

I'd simply sit back in

A house all secluded

Out in the forest

Self sufficient, pool included

Let my name take the place of Fred Durst

I could have it all

If my label doesn't kill me first

What if I could live

If they all would think I'm dead

Oh just what if I could have me a cake

And eat it too

I'd be set for life

No more struggles no more strife

Let the money do the talking

I'm a dead man walking

I'm a dead man

What if I could live

If they all would think I'm dead

Oh just what if I could have me a cake

And eat it too

I'd be set for life

No more struggles no more strife

Let the money do the talking

I'm a dead man walking

I'm a dead man

I'm a, I'm a, I'm a

I'm a dead man walking

I'm a, I'm a, I'm a

I'm a dead man walking, ah

Dead man walking

Abcdeath Lyrics

5 ContributorsABCDEath LyricsAlright, motherfuckers! It's time to go old school!

So put on your thinking caps and get ready to fuck shit up!

A, B, C, D, E, F, G

H, I, J, K, L M N O P

Q R S, T U V

W X, Y and Z

Now I know, my A, B, C's

Next time won't

You sing with me

0, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9

A, B, C, D, E, F, G

H, I, J, K, L M N O P

Q R S, T U V

W X, Y and Z

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Track Lyrics

Two Ton Paperweight Lyrics

Pluh Lyrics

Beer! Lyrics

Throwin' Down Lyrics

Orgasm = Love Lyrics

Fake My Own Death and Go Platinum Lyrics

Abcdeath Lyrics