The Amazing Jeckel Brothers

[Verse 1: Shaggy 2 Dope]

Take a look around

Your link is found

You're finally found

Look around, Just look around

The world is full of wonder

And now it’s all mine

I escaped the darkness

Now look at me shine!

[Intro: Shaggy 2 Dope]

MOTHERFUCKER! YOU DON'T KNOW SHIT, DO YOU?

YOU WOULDN'T KNOW SHIT IF IT WHIP KICKED YOU

IN YOUR UGLY BITCH-ASS FACE

YOU AIN'T EVEN BEGUN TO EXPERIENCE DRAMA, MOTHERFUCKER

YOUR MAMMA

YOUR MOTHERFUCKING BIG FAT CHICKEN FACE ASS MAMMA

Don't EVEN KNOW ABOUT THIS DRAMA, MOTHERFUCKER!

[Verse 1: Violent J]

Oh my god! look at that turn it up please

Poor Nancy Kerrigan's sweet little knees

Somebody took a black thing and went thump

That's terrible! We heard about it for months

What about that one nobody guy that they found?

Dead in the grass with his dick in his ass

Plus there was more but you won't recall

Because Michael noskcaJ squeezed up on some little kid's balls

What you consider drama

Ain't all that, it's just that you're wack

We can intergalactic satellite data compress (Yes)

But we can't feed the homeless (Oh)

And then OJ's wack story unfolded

Everybody watched that while Oklahoma exploded

Nine hundred good reasons why this world really don't care

That's what it costs for a wheelchair!

[Chorus]

(What do you know about terrible?)

What you know 'bout terrible?

(What do you think is so bad?) Terrible!

You don't know what's terrible!

(What do you know about terrible?) Terrible!

What you know 'bout terrible?

(What do you think is so bad?) Terrible!

You don't know what's terrible!

[Post-Chorus: Violent J]

Is she so terrible you gotta beat her, you bitch ass wack motherfucker?!

[Verse 2: Shaggy 2 Dope]

Lordy-Lordy we got a protest that (What?)

Some rock and roll ninja bit the head off a rat

Let's march in his concert and chant him to hell

'Cause he's so fucking terrible

Meanwhile his records sales double and triple

'Cause of you cryin' about him rubbing his nipple

Religious? Shit, you helped them bands

Instead of helpin' them poor people eatin' out of them garbage cans

When you done with that, bitch, come protest me

Shit, motherfucker I could use the money

The whole world was crying when Kurt went co-bang!

When Eazy-E died though, it wasn't no thang (Nope)

Rapper dies of AIDS but you hardly mention

Rock guy blows his face off and becomes a legend

Heroin and a shotgun, a hero was made

Maybe I should do that shit so J can get paid

[Chorus]

(What do you know about terrible?)

What you know 'bout terrible?

(What do you think is so bad?) Terrible!

You don't know what's terrible!

(What do you know about terrible?) Terrible!

What you know 'bout terrible?

(What do you think is so bad?) Terrible!

You don't know what's terrible!

[Post-Chorus: Violent J]

Are your kids so terrible you gotta beat on them too, you drunk motherfucker?

[Bridge: Violent J]

(Rebel flag) In your schools

(Rebel flag) In your parks

(Rebel flag) In your courtrooms

(Rebel flag) In your hearts

(Rebel flag) Stood for slavery

(Rebel flag) Stood for war

(Rebel flag) Stood for hatred

But you just go ahead and hang your flag up some more!

Don't worry about my goddamn flag, boy

What's terrible is you damn rappers cursin'!

[Verse 3: Shaggy 2 Dope, Violent J]

The country we live in was built by slaves

Beat on and murdered and stuffed in their graves

You put a slave owner on the one dollar bill

And you wanna know why I kill people?

Bombs are blowing up, cops are corrupt

And all you care about is who the president fucked?

You don't know terrible, you will

As soon as our wagons come over the hill!

[Chorus]

(What do you know about terrible?) Ha ha ha!

What you know 'bout terrible?

(What do you think is so bad?) Ha ha ha! Terrible!

You don't know what's terrible!

(What do you know about terrible?) Ha ha ha! Terrible!

What you know 'bout terrible?

(What do you think is so bad?) Ha ha ha! Terrible!

You don't know what's terrible!

[Post-Chorus: Shaggy 2 Dope]

You don't even know what the fuck is in store for that bitch ass of yours! Let me get a look at that bitch ass of yours! There it is! It looks like a bitch's ass, you bitch ass mother fucker!

[Chorus]

(What do you know about terrible?) Terrible!

What you know 'bout terrible?

(What do you think is so bad?) Terrible!

You don't know what's terrible!

(What do you know about terrible?) Terrible!

What you know 'bout terrible?

(What do you think is so bad?) Terrible!

You don't know what's terrible!

(What do you know about terrible?) Terrible!

What you know 'bout terrible?

(What do you think is so bad?) Terrible!

You don't know what's terrible!

(What do you know about terrible?) Terrible!

What you know 'bout terrible?

(What do you think is so bad?) Terrible!

You don't know what's terrible!

[Intro: Violent J]

I, I'd like to uh, if its cool with Jake and Jack

I'd like to address the juggalos, on a, uh, personal matter

Because, it's not all good

I mean, things ain't always that cool, you know

I, I just wanna talk to you guys about a problem I got

And maybe you can help me

[Verse: Violent J]

I stab people, four, five people everyday

I tried to see a shrink to stop that shit but it ain't no FUCKing way

I stabbed him, stabbed his nurse and his fucking cat

Stabbed them! Stabbed them all like that

I stab people I know, I stabbed Alex, my manager

He was like, "WHAT THE FUCK?!" I stabbed him in the gut!

I order food just to stab the guy when he gets there, I don't care

I stab anybody anywhere, uh, uh, there

I stabbed the mailman, he was pissed, he tried to mace me

I'm too quick with the stabbing, come on, come on, tase me

I stabbed Twiztid, Jamie Madrox, I stabbed 'em

Myzery stabbed me OWW!! And Goddamn him!

I stab old people, ladies, little kids, I DON'T GIVE A FUCK!

I stabbed a fat guy in the butt, hehe, what?

I met Pete Rose and stabbed him, twice in his nipple

I'm Violent J, and I stab people

[Chorus: Violent J]

Maybe somebody can help me

Maybe somebody can help me

Maybe somebody can help me

Maybe somebody can help me

[Intro: Violent J]

Boom shaka boom shaka (Hahaha)

Boom shaka boom shaka (Hahaha)

[Verse: Shaggy 2 Dope]

L-l-l-ladies and gentlemen, come here

Meet your greed, your keeper of wickedry

The path to Shangri-La, ha ha ha

Is misled by he, misled by you

He is of your negativity, he is of your hate, ha

Meet the other half of the juggling duo (Who)

That is your soul, (What) The Amazing Jack Jeckel (Jeckel!)

[Hook: Violent J]

Jack throw another, Jake catch one more

They'll try to catch all that's in store

For you (How many souls will fall from the sky)

For you (How many souls burn wondering why)

Jack throw another, Jake catch one more

They'll try to catch all that's in store

For you (How many souls will fall from the sky)

For you (How many souls burn wondering why)

Jack throw another, Jake catch one more (How many more? How many more?)

They'll try to catch all that's in store (How many more? How many more?)

For you (How many souls will fall from the sky)

For you (How many souls burn wondering why)

Jack throw another, Jake catch one more (How many more? How many more?)

They'll try to catch all that's in store (How many more? How many more?)

For you (How many souls will fall from the sky)

For you (How many souls burn wondering why)

[Intro: Violent J]

Fuck, fuck this shit

Fuck, give it to me!

[Chorus: Violent J, Shaggy 2 Dope, together]

If I only could I'd set the world on fire (Ah, fuck)

If I only could I'd set the world on fire

If I only could I'd set the world on fire

Say fuck the world! (Fuck the world!)

If I only could I'd set the world on fire

Fuck 'em all! (Fuck 'em all!)

[Verse 1: Violent J]

Hey, man, fuck you, fuck me, fuck us

Fuck Tom, fuck Mary, fuck Gus, fuck Darius

Fuck the west coast, and fuck everybody on the east

Eat shit and die, or fuck off at least

Fuck pre-schoolers, fuck rulers

Kings and Queens and gold jewelers, fuck wine coolers

Fuck chickens, fuck ducks

Everybody in your crew sucks, punk mother fucks

Fuck critics, fuck your review

Even if you like me, fuck you

Fuck your mom, fuck your mom's momma

Fuck the Beastie Boys and the Dalai Lama

Fuck the rain forest, fuck a Forrest Gump

You probably like it in the rump, fuck a shoe pump

Fuck the real deal and fuck all the fakes

Fuck all fifty two states! Ooh, and fuck you

[Chorus: Violent J, Shaggy 2 Dope, together]

If I only could I'd set the world on fire

Say fuck the world! (Fuck the world!)

If I only could I'd set the world on fire

Fuck 'em all! (Fuck 'em all!)

If I only could I'd set the world on fire

Say fuck the world! (Fuck the world!)

If I only could I'd set the world on fire

Fuck 'em all! (Fuck 'em all!)

[Verse 2: Violent J & Jumpsteady]

Yeah, fuck Oprah, fuck opera, fuck a soap opera

Fuck a pop locker and a cock blocker

Fuck your girlfriend, I probably did already

Fuck Kyle and his brother Tom Petty

Jumpsteady, my homie, fuck him, what are you gonna do?

(Fuck that bitch, fuck you!) Yeah well fuck you too

Don't bother trying to analyze these rhymes

In this song I say fuck ninety three times

Fuck the president, fuck your welfare

Fuck your government, and fuck Fred Bear

Fuck Nugent, like anybody gives a fuck

You like to hunt a lot, so fucking what?

Fuck disco, Count of Monte Cristo

Fuck Cisco, and Jack and Jerry Brisco

And fuck everyone who went down with the Titanic, in a panic

I'm like fuck you all!

[Chorus: Violent J, Shaggy 2 Dope, together]

If I only could I'd set the world on fire

Say fuck the world! (Fuck the world!)

If I only could I'd set the world on fire

Fuck 'em all! (Fuck 'em all!)

If I only could I'd set the world on fire

Say fuck the world! (Fuck the world!)

If I only could I'd set the world on fire

Fuck 'em all! (Fuck 'em all!)

[Verse 3: Violent J]

Fuck Celine Dion and fuck Dionne Warwick

You both make me sick, suck my dick

Fuck the Berlin Wall, both sides of it

And fuck Lyle Lovett, whoever the fuck that is

Fuck everybody in the hemisphere

Fuck them across the world, and fuck them right here

You know the guy that operates the Rouge River draw bridge in Delray on Jefferson?

Fuck him!

Fuck your idea, fuck your gonorrhea

Fuck your diarrhea, Rocky Maivia

Fuck your wife, your homie did, he's fucking you

Fuck the police and the 5-0 too

Fuck Spin, Rolling Stone, and fuck Vibe

Fuck everybody inside

Whoever's on the cover, fuck his mother

Fuck your little brother's homie from around the way

And fuck Violent J! *Gunshot*

[Announcer:]

From Southwest Detroit, deep within Zug Island's industrial

Waste depositories, it's Shaggyyyyyyyyyy Tiiiiime!

[Shaggy 2 Dope:]

Hey! How ya doin down there? I've got mice here!

Alright! What up y'all? Welcome to the show

I'm Shaggy, like you don't fuckin' know

This is my sidekick, Fat Pat

He goes "Ha ha ha ha", and all of that (That's right!)

Anyhow, on my way here I almost died

This bitch in front of me was like a hundred and five

They worry about drunks, and late night truckers

Old ass bitches try to kill mutherfuckers (Ha ha ha ha)

This lady's got her left blinker on for an hour or more

Then she makes a right into my side door

This comedy shit's gettin old

The game is to be sold, not to be told

Oh yeah, you can feel the excitment right?

SNOOP DOGG is with us tonight

That's what I'm sayin

On the Shaggy Show, shit we ain't playin

And that ain't it, also on the show

Another motherfucker that well, some of you know

You see him with me a lot, he's like a brother

Violent J's in this motherfucker

(I like that kid Violent J)

Hey Mike! (What's up?)

How ya doin today? (Just great Shags!)

That's great, now let's give a hand

To Mike E. Clark and the Gangsta Fun Band!

We'll be right back with Violent J

[Announcer:] (Playa hata:)

Do your homies have money? Are you broke? (Yeah.)

Do bitches look at you like some kind of joke?

(Straight up!)

There's nothing you can do except get your PHD

(Playa hata's degree?) That's right!

(Aw hell yeah!)

Player Haters Academy, located on Wellfarm, in Detroit

Offers the finest in player hation tactics

(Yeah that's right!) Such as the bitch hater:

(Hey man, fuck that fine ass bitch!)

Or the look shooker:

(Yo bitch I might be ugly, at least I ain't got no money!)

Or the never ending shooting star:

(Just cause he got a car he wanna be drivin' that bitch!)

Get your PHD and join a nation of player hation!

(Word up!)

[Shaggy 2 Dope]

Ok, my first guest, he's nutty as hell

He just served a half a year in the county jail

Now he's back, for now at least

Hey Violent J's in this bitch ass piece!

[Violent J]

What up y'all? (What up?) What's happenin'?

It's been six months and my dick ain't havin' it

If I don't hurry up and get me some ass

I might bust this nut on your TV glass!

Anyway, been workin' on my brand new shit

A brand new group with my homies Twiztid

It's called Dark Lotus, should I play some for y'all?

Hell naw

[Shaggy 2 Dope]

Now I been hearin' a little of this and that

About you havin' some kind of a panic attack

Tell us, uh, is it true?

And when you have one, what the fuck do you do?

[Violent J]

Well, I'll be sittin' there enjoyin' a coffee

And then all of a sudden, I'm like GET OFF ME!

Then I start chokin' out pedestrians

Until they give me my shot of calliphilestrian

But that's all over now, it's old hat

I'm a perfectly normal necrophiliac

Just don't test me or pull strings, forget it

I might grab your neck and do bad things wit' it!

[Shaggy 2 Dope]

Well on that note, thank you J (Sure)

For real, what's up with poppin' one of those Soloquium pills?

Take your ass backstage and relax (I'm straight)

Snoop Dogg is comin' up next!

Stay right here, we'll be right back!

[Jamie Madrox:]

I like my chili hot. As a matter of fact I like my chili so God damn hot

That you can cook a hog's ass in a spoonful

When a workin' man such as myself wants a little hot fixin', I reach for

That bottle of momma's God Damn Hot Chili

Smooth tender chunks with chili beans filled with momma's hot bastard

Bacon bits, and drizzled with just the right amount of thick savory sauce

Drippin' with noodle nuggets and Texas tough onions

Mmmm mmmm that's hot, God Damn Hot

Ask for it by name

[Shaggy 2 Dope]

Thanks fellas! Alright yo, we're back

My next guest pioneered a sound in rap

He's come a long way from the LBC

Please welcome Snoop D-O-double G!

[Snoop Dogg]

Look up in the sky, it's a bird it's a plane

It's the big dog y'all, fuckin' with the Insane

Clowns, get down nigga, I represent the town

Ay yo Violent J let's go half on this pound

I stay gangsta like fun, I dropped a bomb

They call me Snoop Dogg and I can raise your arm

So any MC that disagree with me

Step up and watch your muthafuckin' ass meet defeat

[Shaggy 2 Dope]

Snoop? (What?) Now you got platinum on your walls

While other fools stare and, scratch their balls (What?)

They wanna be like you, they wanna try to steal your flow

Now (What up?) Yo, why is that so?

[Snoop Dogg]

It's like everywhere I look, and everywhere I go

Some bitch ass nigga tryin' to steal my flow

But I don't pay 'em no attention

Oh, should I mention?

I'm all about the money and ridin' in cars with suspension

Bouncin', bankin' up corners smokin' dope

Smokin that weed, hangin out with my locs and folks

Don't give a fuck about nothin' at all

That's why I'm known to the world as big motherfuckin Snoop Dogg

Nigga

[Shaggy 2 Dope]

Snoop Dogg everybody!

Now we gotta bring a close to the party

(Already? What?)

Thanks Violent J (Sure) My loc

And thanks Snoop for that bag of smoke (Get down)

Join us next time for the show

We'll have that one bitch from Letters to Cleo

(Great!) That's it for now, I'm out this bitch

Ay yo Gangsta Funk, show em how you got rich!

[Intro: Violent J & Jamie Madrox]

*Laughs* "Oh, shit. He's here. Hi."

"Uh, how ya doin', uh, this the right place for that furniture? Uh."

"Yeah, it sure is. Come on in."

"Pretty nice place here you got, um, the cobwebs are a nice touch. Uh, so that's the couch, ay?"

"Yeah, we got some, um, take a look at that upholstery right there."

"It's pretty fuckin' nice."

"That's real-" *noise*

"Oh, you doing alright there?"

"Excuse me. Real upholstery"

"I ain't seen nothin' like that since, uh, shit, back in the-"

*Hit* "Motherfucker! You want my couch? You motherfucker! I need your motherfuckin' brain! You can't have my couch! The fuck you thinkin'? Now come here you big, fat motherfucker! Get on the table!"

[Verse 1: Violent J]

I was never popular, this I'll admit, fuck school

School never liked me, cool!

All the kids would always beat me until I'm half-dead

Make fun of the size of my forehead

But that shit never bothered me

Mama and Mother, they owned a lot of property (Yeah)

They had a science lab in the basement

And that's where my free ti- well, all my time was spent

I made a mouse with a chicken head

It clucked three times, cluck, cluck, cluck, and then it was dead

I made a lot of things though, like a frog with a turkey neck

Gobblegobblegobble, it was the shit (Yeah)

But I'm still lonely, I need a homie

So I collected limbs and made me a zombie

I could've made a girlie friend, but fuck that

I got my girlie right here *Masturbation noises* yeah

[Chorus]

(Under the direction of-) You can call me Mad Professor

(Strange as it may seem) I will make a friend for me

(Under the direction of-) You can call me Mad Professor

(Strange as it may seem) We will rule eternity

[Skit: Violent J & Jamie Madrox]

"So this is, like, where you live?"

"That's right. Why? You don't like it?"

"I mean, oh my God. It's dirty. Do you like-"

*Hit* *Laughs* "Shut up, bitch! Gimme your tippy toes."

[Verse 2: Violent J]

I used so many body parts it was crazy

I killed a whole bunch of motherfuckers, like (What?) eighty

They all chipped in on my special friend

Everything helps, Even if you got a finger to lend, come on

I hear the other children playing outside

"Keep it down, you little bitches, I'll skin your fuckin' hides!"

Stressful, (Uh) this part's wack (What?)

Some how I gotta attach this nut sack

Shit! Fuck! I'm sawin' off an elbow

Looking at the meter on my Quasar Ziptalo (What?)

Or better yet look out the fucking window

I see a storm's comin', almost time to roll

Screw the head on, come on, come on

It's the thuggish, ruggish, bone

Okay it's time, hit the switch, turn it up a hert

Fuck! (Shit!) Didn't work

[Chorus]

(Under the direction of-) You can call me Mad Professor

(Strange as it may seem) I will make a friend for me

(Under the direction of-) You can call me Mad Professor

(Strange as it may seem) We will rule eternity

[Post-Chorus]

"I am your creature, but which one of us is the horror that scares little children? Is it me, or is it the man that made me? who has evil in his mind created the awful thing that lies here...waiting to kill you."

[Skit: Violent J & Jamie Madrox]

"Hey"

"Hey, you called for a wrecker?"

"Sure did. Come on in."

"Uh, I got the truck waited outside. I'ma go ahead and-"

*Hit* "Ow, motherfucker! You- what'd you hit me with, a fryin' pan or somethin'? The fuck, bro?"

*Hit* "You crazy motherfucker. Ow, that still hurts."

*Hit* "Come here!"

"Man, I'ma fuck you up, oh"

"Get back here!"

"Hey! He's trying to kill me! Uh!"

*Hit* "He's trying to kill me!"

[Verse 3: Violent J & Shaggy 2 Dope]

It wasn't always easy, (Hell no) let me tell ya

But fuck that, c'ause I ain't no failure

I put the shit with the veins and the stuff with that

Wait a minute *fart* did you hear that? (Yeah!)

It's alive! (Woo hoo) I just gotta wake it up

Hand me that Rock 'n Rye! (Come on) Pour it in the cup

Give it to his ass, wait, hold up, pause

I ain't cleaning his drawers, man, fuck that

Get him fat, get him ready, it's almost time

Paint his ugly face up almost like mine

I see him twitching, I'm on a roll

He can help me tell the whole world about the carnival

Turn the hertz all the way up for this shit

And just wait for that lightning bolt to hit (Come on, come on)

Did it work? You make the call

Shaggy? What up, y'all?

[Chorus]

(Under the direction of-)

You can call me Mad Professor (Yeah! I'm in this bitch!)

(Strange as it may seem)

I will make a friend for me (Ha ha ha ha!)

(Under the direction of-)

You can call me Mad Professor (What? I live!)

(Strange as it may seem) (I'm alive!)

We will rule eternity (I'm alive!)

[Outro]

You can call me Mad Professor

I will make a friend for me

You can call me Mad Professor

We will rule eternity

(Under the direction of-) You can call me Mad Professor

(Strange as it may seem) I will make a friend for me

(Under the direction of-) You can call me Mad Professor

(Strange as it may seem) We will rule eternity

We will rule eternity

We will rule eternity

We will rule eternity

We will rule eternity

[Bridge]

Ya know who ya fuckin wit?

W-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-Wicked clowns!

[Chorus]

Wicked clown, wicked clown!

Wicked clown, wicked clown!

(Don't fuck wit me!)

[Verse 1: Shaggy 2 Dope]

As I walk through River Rouge, I saw this man

He was covered, he was buttered, snatched his jewelry and ran

I caught up wit Nate and said, "I think it's worth a grand!"

He smiled, and he giggled and he shook my hand

The jam was goin down, I need the money so I'm giddy

That fuckin snake mogul only gave us $750 (What?)

My mamma threw me out, I called my sister a whore (Bitch!)

Now my house is abandoned, my bed is the floor

It's been a week, I haven't eaten, I starve and I crawl

Saw my teacher Ms. Elena up in Wellington Mall

I broke into her Datsun and jumped in the back

And waited for the bitch and put my shank to her neck!

She offered her car keys, cried and said "Please!"

She promised not to tell and gimmie A's and B's

I said, "I want your money bitch and all I can sell!" (Now!)

I looked into her eyes and she was scared as hell

I knew she was a snitch so I cut off her tongue (Yes!)

Got happy wit the trigger, now I'm on the run

AN ASSASSIN!!!

[Chorus]

Wicked clown, wicked clown!

Wicked clown, wicked clown!

(Don't fuck wit me!)

[Bridge]

Ya know who ya fuckin wit?

W-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-Wicked clowns!

[Verse 2: Violent J]

My father was a priest, cold blooded, he's dead

Hypocrite, he was a bigot, so I cut off his head

Poured on the holy water, "Bless the dead" is what I said

And heard the demons screamin as his body bled

Now I'm drunk on the freeway, just the other day

I saw a fine hitch hiker and I wanted to play

Pulled up to the curb so I can offer a ride

She said, "Thanks!" I said, "No thang!" and she got inside

Peepin as I'm creepin, I'm packin an erection

I'm steerin wit my dick, I'm like look, which direction! (Ha ha!)

Made it to her Ave., she got out and said, "See ya!"

Yo babe like why'nt ya chill and help me kill this two liter? (Baby)

Went into my trailer, I filled up a glass

Before she took a sip I had my dick in her ass

I banged it and banged it, the shit was absurd

Like she was Sporty Spice and I was some fuckin nerd!

Then she rolled over, and gave me a kiss

And said, "So when am I gettin paid?" WHAT BITCH?!

First I tried to choke her, she went for the door

And said, "Welcome to the disease there's no cure for!"

Bitch, I love you, but now you gotta die

I chased her through the door but she slammed it in my eye

She passed by my boy and I knew he was strapped

Billy pulled out his gun and shot the bitch in her back!

Still wanting booty, I went for the hatchet

And screamed at the moon like a sick psychopathic!

Chopping and chopping, they said "J, what the fuck?"

On the news they found her head stuffed up her butt, what!

I'm an assassin!

Ha huh ha!

A muthafuckin assassin!

Huuu!

An assassin!

[Chorus]

Wicked clown, wicked clown!

Wicked clown, wicked clown!

(Don't fuck wit me!)

[Skit: The Jerky Boys]

Frontier

Hello?

Hello?

Yes, hello?

Yes?

Hi, I'd like to speak to Mike Wood

Who's calling?

This is Sol...

I'm sorry, who?

Sol...

Did you say Shawn?

Sarah!

Hello?

Yes

Yes, this is Sarah

Oh Sarah?

Mike Wood please!

Okay, hold on one moment...

Hello?

Yes I have a complaint, a formal complaint!

Go ahead...

They're just evil!

Who's evil?

The last booking you had they jumped from the stage and they tried to finger me in the audience!

Who is this?

This is Sarah!

You're referring to who?

To myself and my rear! What do you mean am I fer- referring to?

What band?

The Insane Clown Posse!

Wh- I don't understand what you're talkin about!

Oh God! Do you book them or no?

Yes, I am the booking agent for the Insane Clown Posse!

If that's who you are than I just so happen

To be a poor fool that was standing in the front row

When one of them jumped on me...

Knocked me down and obliviously stuck his fingers in my ass!

I don't need this!

Why do you let this go on?

Why are you callin me about this?

Well you're booking them! (Hello?)

Get off the phone you stupid ass!

Who's helloing me?

Mike Wood please?

This is Mike Wood

Please stop booking them Mike, please?

They're driving me nuts!